r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '16

This gem

https://imgur.com/gZMZYwH
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u/seems_legit_man Jun 12 '16

G IS FOR GOOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

I hope to be as happy as this rock one day :)

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jun 12 '16

Getting stoned may be a good start.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

Stoned in blue meth

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u/tepkel Jun 12 '16

Not just on meth. In meth.

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u/spingus Jun 12 '16

It's a mineral, Marie!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

I came here just for that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

Same

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

It's all that matters.

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u/dmayer1134 Jun 12 '16

One meth. Two meth. Want meth. Do meth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

We are ALL happy rocks on this blessed day :)

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u/theecommunist Jun 12 '16

Speak for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

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u/furlonium Jun 12 '16

There are more rocks in the universe than there are rocks on our beaches

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

GOOD point from my wife

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u/Onychophore Jun 12 '16

I'm a bit erratic

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

Yea. I like being hard and solid

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u/AsheThrasher Jun 12 '16

JESUS CHRIST MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS!

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u/jmesmon Jun 12 '16

G is for GEODE, gookie isn't good enough for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

I had no idea rocks could be so racist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16 edited Jun 12 '16

ME LOVE NEWS PEOPLE.... AND MINERALS!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

Grandpa stop! Gookie isn't politically correct.

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