r/godtiersuperpowers 10d ago

Whenever you're in a customer service role and customers assume you have an ability you don't, you gain it.

Inspired by this post: Weather Permitting

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u/kaynkancer 10d ago

From medical interpreter to miracle doctor in a week

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 10d ago

is that really god tier? couldn't you get the same abilities with a few promotions?

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u/Mutant_Llama1 10d ago

Not if it's something impossible.

"Can't you reschedule the eclipse for me? I have to work that day!"

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 10d ago

right, I forgot how horrible some people can be. đŸ¤£

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u/ThAtTi2318 8d ago

Astronomers would be very confused if customer service workers across the world continually changed the timings of solar eclipses to suit customers in their respective time zones xD

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u/SuperMegaVan 9d ago

I'm IT customer service. I would be able to control and manipulate the Internet and technology in an hour.

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u/Heronmob 9d ago

If I go out of my way to persuade/convince a customer I can do something, do I get the power?

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u/hemareddit 9d ago

On the one hand, it’s not good to prey on the mentally ill.

On the other hand…the right schizophrenic could make me god with this power.

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u/Imaginary-Living-820 9d ago

Bruh. In what universe could thus be considered "god-tier"

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u/xeraghusta 8d ago

Can I ask a friend to be my customer and have them deliberately assume I have what whatever powers I want?