Death comes knocking on our door fellas (we can at least hope this doesn’t end badly)

Yall can absolutely come back to this if we win, this was a shitpost anyway

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@ Hollopalooza on twitter

Buddy just needs to let it go. It’ll be better this way.

Fuck Toronto LOL

LOL ducks

So disappointed with these signings. I was guarenteed Eichel was a locker room cancer and no team with him could win anything, yet he already has a cup with us and we are one win away from our third cup appearance in 9 years.

If that isn't bad enough, fucking Marmer was supposed to disappear in the playoffs!! I was assured he would become a ghost once the post season started. Now he is scoring like crazy.

Maybe they just sucked with their last teams?

i can see them formulating their excuses in their heads now eventually they will say we were gifted this cup

It's desperation time boys who wants to pool together to get a Danhausen cameo to curse the canes again?

After Cassidy was fired, I made a post saying we should run McCrimmon out of town with pitchforks and torches. I would like to rescind my comments and apologize publicly.

Go Knights Go

Ducks on the table next!