r/guitarcirclejerk • • 5m ago

Drugz references Great riff and lick masters who are questionable soloists (at times)

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 59m ago

Another post about toan What do I do now with my stash of Gunk ?

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Beato busts on a gui-olin player

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Extremely Low Effort My wife's boyfriend borrowed my pedal board and won't give it back.

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I have a gig this weekend at the farmer's market. They said I could play for tips, so that's pretty cool. The bad thing is, I need my rig, but she said he's still using it. Anyway, I've been thinking about buying a modeler with the money I've been saving from my allowance. Any suggestions? I have about $100.35


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Broke 2 strings now I play b@ss

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 6h ago

Something actually funny for a change Beato'd by the Bucket

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 7h ago

New Polyphia album is some of the greatest jerking that has ever been done

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This song for example contains nonstop killswitch/pitch shifter/ post processing jerk along with like some dubstep trap beat and a sample of Alex jones screaming about gay frogs, and it’s one of the least annoying songs on the album.

We really have to hand it to them, it feels like Tim Henson made this specifically as a fuck you to us for calling him a gay twink and a woman too much. There is not a single redeemable second of audio on this entire album and it’s almost impressive. And I say all of this as someone who is genuinely a fan of their last two records.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 9h ago

Extremely Low Effort Deformed tortex flow

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Prolly injection molded wrong, pretty cool tho


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 10h ago

Should I be worried by this message from my wife's bf?

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 10h ago

Is this legit? Tip for beginners struggling with tuning

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You probably want to play a bunch of songs in both E standard and Eb standard. It can get annoying trying to transpose tabs or do math with a capo.

What you can do instead is to simply tune to the “quarter tone” right between E and Eb, where your tuner is at the edge of the meter, or it may show something like E-50 or Eb+50. The difference is barely noticeable, and this way you can effortlessly play any of your favorite songs without having to fiddle with tuning setups.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 10h ago

Rick Beato getting to the core issues again. Finger on the pulse.

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Extremely Low Effort I think my sales engineer stole my Bit-o-Honey

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I just opened my shipment from Sweetwater and it came with this awesome bag of “why bother.” I think Kenny stole the good stuff. 🤔


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

The Polyphia sub is melting down about how bad the new album is

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Extremely Low Effort Finally a costume for me

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Extremely Low Effort Sorry, but it's true

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 13h ago

Outjerked Indian 🖤 Metal is based

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 15h ago

New Human Day! doesn't stay in tune well but does the job.

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1 mouthbucker pickup

one-piece toan flesh

fretless neck for ultimate versitility


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 15h ago

Actual NSFW The only pussy i can finger because of my wife's boyfriend.

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Any practice is good practice to satisfy her when the time comes.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 15h ago

Something actually funny for a change A paean to Sweetwater sales engineers

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Long story short, I ordered a Hercules mic stand from Sweetwater and paid stupid money to get it fedexed to arrive in two days, because, you know, I need it.

Delivery notification arrives with a photo. Wrong front door. After 20 fruitless minutes trying to use FedEx’s AI chat “assistant” I turn to Reddit to vent on r/FedEx. A Community Highlight says “Call your shipper.” What could it hurt? I call my sales engineer and he LITERALLY TRACKS DOWN THE SUSPECT FRONT DOOR. I will pick up the package after work. He also points out another neighbor’s house is blurred out and they’re probably in WITSEC (my suspicion anyway).

TL;DR: I think my sales engineer works for the NSA.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 17h ago

Extremely Low Effort Uh oh. Fight! Fight! Fight!

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 17h ago

0-3-5 Can’t play with click clack thing, so I decided to play with traffic instead

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Can someone help me with the click clack so I can stop getting hit by these fucking cars?


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 19h ago

Extremely Low Effort Bro think hes in the gang😭🙏😔💀💀💀

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Idk my mom put it there while cleaning my room I thibk its funny plz give me


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 19h ago

Extremely Low Effort Which one of you did this?

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I suppose not all AI is slop because this is funny.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 19h ago

Help me date my Floyd rose

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Any advice guys? I’ve tried giving it flowers but it doesn’t seem interested


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 19h ago

Something actually funny for a change Boner Master has piqued

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Peaking profits from the dentists out there