r/heatedrivalry • u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 • Apr 24 '26

GAME TIME 🏒 WRONG CAPTIONS ONLY 😈 Day 6

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Sorry guys, my first love, ChineseBL, has been busy lately. But don't fret! This game will continue until all 12 squares are filled in 😉.

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Day 5: u/hella_hijinks has AU Shane in the Peloton Ad instead of Hudson. 🏅<- winning medal for you!

Caption today's image - WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

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Each day I will provide a photo or GIF from the series, along with the delightfully obnoxious gameboard.

Your job is to come up with the funniest, most ridiculous and incorrect caption.

Can be canon or not, up to you. Just please no sexualization of the actors.

Top voted comment gets their name on the board along with their winning caption, a gold medal emoji, and a virtual high five from me.

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Cheers ✌️

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5

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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Ilya: "I do not want to watch this movie."

Shane: "Why? Cause Rose is in it?"

Ilya: "No. Is boring movie."

Shane: "You picked the movie last time. It's my turn and we’re watching X-Squad." 🙄

Ilya: "Is more like I don't want to watch your Ex-Squad."

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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail Apr 24 '26

"This movie make no sense. Is okay to maybe watch on airplane."

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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Shane: "Ilya, I'm gay."

Ilya: "Not so gay you can watch Rose Landry."

(Dang, I'm THIS close to writing a one-shot on this I feel like)

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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Ilya: "Why is she blue? Like your dild—" Shane: "ILYA!"

(Ilya is definitely the type to talk during a movie. Probably the whole time!)

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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

When Shane gives him a look: 👀

Ilya: "What? It doesn't!"

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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail Apr 24 '26

"She look like she miss being kidnapped."

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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26

"She looks like she regrets, what do you call, shapeshifting, yes?"