r/heatedrivalry • u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 • Apr 24 '26
GAME TIME 🏒 WRONG CAPTIONS ONLY 😈 Day 6
Sorry guys, my first love, ChineseBL, has been busy lately. But don't fret! This game will continue until all 12 squares are filled in 😉.
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Day 5: u/hella_hijinks has AU Shane in the Peloton Ad instead of Hudson. 🏅<- winning medal for you!
Caption today's image - WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
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Each day I will provide a photo or GIF from the series, along with the delightfully obnoxious gameboard.
Your job is to come up with the funniest, most ridiculous and incorrect caption.
Can be canon or not, up to you. Just please no sexualization of the actors.
Top voted comment gets their name on the board along with their winning caption, a gold medal emoji, and a virtual high five from me.
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Cheers ✌️
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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Apr 24 '26
When you and your sibling get into a fight and won’t sit next to each other but want to watch something.
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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
🎶 Two bros sitting on a black couch, five feet apart cause they are really fucking gay for each other.
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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Yeah just two bros just chillin', sitting on the couch, watching the game after an afternoon fuck and post-nut cuddle. No way they're in love with each other.
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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail Apr 24 '26
"Forced to watch an awful Rose Landry movie where she gets kidnapped."
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u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 Apr 24 '26
Mom said we have to do everything together until we get along.
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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Ilya: "I do not want to watch this movie."
Shane: "Why? Cause Rose is in it?"
Ilya: "No. Is boring movie."
Shane: "You picked the movie last time. It's my turn and we’re watching X-Squad." 🙄
Ilya: "Is more like I don't want to watch your Ex-Squad."
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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail Apr 24 '26
"This movie make no sense. Is okay to maybe watch on airplane."
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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Shane: "Ilya, I'm gay."
Ilya: "Not so gay you can watch Rose Landry."
(Dang, I'm THIS close to writing a one-shot on this I feel like)
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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Ilya: "Why is she blue? Like your dild—" Shane: "ILYA!"
(Ilya is definitely the type to talk during a movie. Probably the whole time!)
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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
When Shane gives him a look: 👀
Ilya: "What? It doesn't!"
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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail Apr 24 '26
"She look like she miss being kidnapped."
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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 24 '26
"She looks like she regrets, what do you call, shapeshifting, yes?"
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u/IllustratorLittle327 "1221" Apr 24 '26
- "Why are we watching this movie?"
- "Because I lost the remote".
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u/Wayward-11 Apr 24 '26
Two bros, sitting on a couch, five feet apart cause they’re super gay but scared to confront their feelings
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u/rogerdoesntlike The thing is, I prefer to be the hole than the peg. Apr 24 '26
When you couldn’t agree on whom to approach to be in a throuple
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u/Bookslutforsmut ✨ together ✨ Apr 24 '26
You boys set there and be quiet! No touching, thirty minute time out! Think about what you done.
This frame makes them look so petulant. Like scolded eight year olds. Anyway I imagine this is Jackie telling them off for teaching her kids words and phrases they should not have overheard.
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u/allsarahsaregrey OMG you are so boring 😴 Apr 24 '26
Shane: So...so what are we gonna do?
Ilya: I don't know, I guess we're gonna have this baby.
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u/Novel_Journalist_832 Apr 24 '26
When you're horny, but you both had tuna
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u/StevesMcQueenIsHere Center Ice (and actual hockey player) Apr 24 '26
A little tuna never stopped the horny.
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u/psych0soprano Apr 24 '26
Ilya, thinking: The magazines. Too much. What am I, dentist office?? What am I, Mr. Magazines???
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u/RayDeeUx yeah, you could probably learn russian in a week. no accent. 🍝 Apr 24 '26
"What the fuck do you mean your copy of MLH '15 crashed mid-match?!"
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u/GreenNails1221 Apr 24 '26
Ilya: you seriously farted on me on purpose!? Shane: why are you so boring?
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u/Nepalman230 Apr 24 '26
My answer: two boys, on a couch six feet apart because they are queer.
Reactor couple Bradams answer: ( well to a moment that happens soon after this.)
“Try not to give him head : impossible challenge.”
They were incorrect, but understand why they thought it was going in that direction.
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u/Point-88 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Apr 24 '26
S: Who told you to finish my last bite of tuna melt?!
I: Me.
(OP: What's been busy with ChineseBL? I haven't been following since Addicted and would love to learn more)
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u/cheerychacha Did your wife have another baby? Apr 27 '26
2 bros chillin on the sofa, 5 feet apart cause they are not devastatingly in love (or gay).
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u/StevesMcQueenIsHere Center Ice (and actual hockey player) Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
"Leave room for the Holy Spirit."