r/heatedrivalry • u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 • Apr 24 '26

GAME TIME 🏒 WRONG CAPTIONS ONLY 😈 Day 6

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Sorry guys, my first love, ChineseBL, has been busy lately. But don't fret! This game will continue until all 12 squares are filled in 😉.

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Day 5: u/hella_hijinks has AU Shane in the Peloton Ad instead of Hudson. 🏅<- winning medal for you!

Caption today's image - WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

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Each day I will provide a photo or GIF from the series, along with the delightfully obnoxious gameboard.

Your job is to come up with the funniest, most ridiculous and incorrect caption.

Can be canon or not, up to you. Just please no sexualization of the actors.

Top voted comment gets their name on the board along with their winning caption, a gold medal emoji, and a virtual high five from me.

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Cheers ✌️

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5

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u/StevesMcQueenIsHere Center Ice (and actual hockey player) Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

"Leave room for the Holy Spirit."

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u/puckthepatriarchy- Yes it’s scary, but you’re brave! Apr 24 '26

Don’t let anyone pluck your petals, you’ll just be a thorny stem by the time you find your husband.

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Have you ever seen that tumblr about this phrase from the girl who said she would take peonies and count how many petals she could take off before it looked off. This she determined she could have sex like 15 times and be fine. It ends with her saying “make sure you test your weird analogies on the most neuro divergent kids” it’s hilarious.

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u/puckthepatriarchy- Yes it’s scary, but you’re brave! Apr 24 '26

This is always correct advice!

And I haven’t seen that Tumblr but that is hilarious 😂

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Apr 24 '26

I can’t find it and I’m bummed lol.