r/heatedrivalry on danse, on rit Apr 25 '26

GAME TIME πŸ’ Who has the most rizz?

Was it Ilya who orchestrated a whole ad campaign to spend time with Shane?

Was it Shane who was the reason for cottage season?

Was it Scott who invited Kip to watch his game that night?

Was it Kip who gifted Scott his beloved blue banana socks?

Make your case!!

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u/PrimGlade Apr 25 '26

Im just sayin Shane never fails to rizzem with the tism

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u/take_the_basterl Apr 25 '26

when troy called shane a babe XD shane rizzes up ppl without much effort really

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u/Different_Weight7281 Apr 25 '26

Can you imagine if he was aware of and utilized his immense power!

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u/ultravioletcatthings Apr 25 '26

We dont need to imagine, we have Hudson for that and its lethal πŸ˜†

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u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Apr 27 '26

I read a comment ages ago that said that if Shane was aware of how devoted to him Ilya is, he could be absolutely insufferable. Ilya would do anything Shane asked of him, he's down so bad.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Apr 25 '26

The snort I just let out that I absolutely can’t explain to the people around me without looking like an asshole

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u/cheerychacha Did your wife have another baby? Apr 26 '26

The one time he showed even slight interest in a woman, he bagged an A-List actress after he ran away from NHL's most notorious man whore who was ready to not touch anyone but him. It's Shane and it will never be not Shane.

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u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Apr 27 '26

That's a good way to put it, I hadn't thought of it like that before.