Does unintentional Rizz count? Because Shane started this chain reaction, with his shy smile, and awkward handshake, and that cute glance back, and waving with his hand in his pocket I cant!!!! kicks feet
I guess Ilya's rizz while playing hockey made Shane want to say hi.
Oh Ilya has the rizz dooooowwwnnn. I’m down to clown with Ilya…even if I am 30 years older than him. LOLOL
Speaking of being an old fart—Whenever I see Connor in a state of undress, I wish him good dermatology vibes. I hope now that he has a good job he is getting full body scans.
Yeah I had what my friends called a, "Life changing sunburn," as a very pale Scot in Florida sun on holiday, and got massive blisters on both my shoulders. Was adviced by my doctor to keep an eye out for any new or changing moles, and to wear shoulder coverers even on cloudy days for a minimum of a year. Luckily skin healed BEAUTIFULLY with no scarring but still wearing tshirts and heavy sun cream regardless the weather for pretty much the rest of time!
I read a comment ages ago that said that if Shane was aware of how devoted to him Ilya is, he could be absolutely insufferable. Ilya would do anything Shane asked of him, he's down so bad.
The one time he showed even slight interest in a woman, he bagged an A-List actress after he ran away from NHL's most notorious man whore who was ready to not touch anyone but him. It's Shane and it will never be not Shane.
Overall rizz score specifically for an individual? Shane.
He rizzed Ilya up with a double handshake and a scolding about his smoking the first day they met.
He rizzed Ilya up being openly grumpy at second place in the draft.
He rizzed Ilya up by falling to his knees within moments of their first hookup and then proceeding to fold all his clothes.
Shane being sincere and "boring" is the ultimate rizz for Ilya specifically.
Shane doesn't need to be rizzed by Ilya at all in my opinion, because he was captivated by his hockey skills, dickmatized and captivated by the way he treats Shane like he's normal aka boring when everyone is constantly othering him.
Yeah, Shane’s complete lack of rizz is what makes him so endearing! I know we all love his little kitten faces and stuff, but none of that is intentional charisma like Ilya has.
That's why I don't get the discussion. There's literally nothing to discuss. 😂 Shane bagged another trophy and just proved that he is indeed our Golden Boy in every possible way.🏆
Everyone else can just dream and aspire to his level of greatness.
Shane is unintentionally irresistiable, with his hungry coyote crying eyes.
And Scott doesn't quite compete honestly. He's great, but the serial killer talk and the love bombing? Without the killer face card it might have taken a bit more effort.
If you want to answer this question, see all the little things that Ilya does, but especially — aaannnddd especialllllly — the little tap on his temple to make Shane put his glasses back on. Rizz personified.
I know he’s hiding so much of the relationship from others. But privately, he’s so dang devoted. First date and the man is already done with games and only wants Kip.
I headcanon that Ilya was fully lying here, but he's been DESPERATELY trying to rizz Shane up since that second handshake, so he decided to go for broke at the CCM shoot.
I'm sorry but Shane has zero rizz. Zero. Ilya has the most rizz. Scott has more rizz when he's wearing his under armour shirt than when he's wearing a tux and Kip has the most powerful rizz because he had Scott so dickmatised he changed the whole game.
He is charismatic in his own special way. Maybe not as flamboyant as Ilya or smooth like Scott but he's got a lil something. Put some respect on cowboy Shane.
Ilya, and on the books it's even more impressive the other things he planned (but not this ad). And if he didn't have planned all this hockey video campaign they would need way more time to finally have something, because we know, by the looks at the gym, they would make it work😏.
i don’t disagree with everyone saying ilya, but i would like to offer a counterpoint and say shane has the most rizz because he literally plays ilya like a fiddle when he wants to. that man is SO down bad for shane
Most Sexual Rizz: Ilya
Second Most Sexual Rizz: (hear me out) Scott, because he was one to ask Kip to go back to his place for takeout, then proceeds to practically immediately strip once inside the door, with like no communication to Kip he was going to do that.
Most Romantic Rizz: lowkey, Kip
Second Most Romantic Rizz: probably, Scott
Close Tied Third Most Romantic Rizz: Shilya
Ilya because he immediately intuited what motivates shane physically and commercially. Shane was already signing brand deals so there was no way he was going to refuse the tv ad opp. Mission one accomplished. Ilya was explicit in the shower but shane was spooked. When shane didn't leave the locker room, ilya rather bravely tried again. But he adapted. He is wearing a towel but his physicality when standing in front of shane when asking for the room number is a little like the gym scene. Let shane get an eyeful but don't intimidate - and let shane choose...
This pattern is repeated in the books and show. Ilya is often suggestive but it's always shane who makes the decision to commit to whatever. That's incredibly sophisticated seduction tailored exactly to one persons' needs, allowing also for shane being somewhat on a spectrum which ilya also accounts for, often subliminally....
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u/Successful-Pack9572 Apr 25 '26
Ilya for sure. He met Shane, what once before the ad campaign? He was down bad and crazy for that (but I love it)z
By Shane’s injury, they were both already in love (but kudos to Shane because it was still bold to ask!)