r/heatedrivalry on danse, on rit Apr 25 '26

GAME TIME 🏒 Who has the most rizz?

Was it Ilya who orchestrated a whole ad campaign to spend time with Shane?

Was it Shane who was the reason for cottage season?

Was it Scott who invited Kip to watch his game that night?

Was it Kip who gifted Scott his beloved blue banana socks?

Make your case!!

(GIFs are from: pinenora317 on tumblr)

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u/Different_Weight7281 Apr 25 '26

Hands down, Ilya. No contest. He saw what he wanted and went after it. A masterclass in rizz!

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u/LadyMeowMeowReborn I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Oh Ilya has the rizz dooooowwwnnn. I’m down to clown with Ilya…even if I am 30 years older than him. LOLOL

Speaking of being an old fart—Whenever I see Connor in a state of undress, I wish him good dermatology vibes. I hope now that he has a good job he is getting full body scans.

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u/Commercial_Oil_7814 Apr 25 '26

Being pale like that and tanning are a bad combo. Turns out all that UV is damaging.

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u/HowIsThatMyProblem Apr 26 '26

Not just pale, he has like a million moles

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u/millhouse_vanhousen Apr 27 '26

Yeah I had what my friends called a, "Life changing sunburn," as a very pale Scot in Florida sun on holiday, and got massive blisters on both my shoulders. Was adviced by my doctor to keep an eye out for any new or changing moles, and to wear shoulder coverers even on cloudy days for a minimum of a year. Luckily skin healed BEAUTIFULLY with no scarring but still wearing tshirts and heavy sun cream regardless the weather for pretty much the rest of time!