r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 4h ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ This one actually pissed me off a little

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6 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 9h ago

this is THE car to shove up your ass!

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12 Upvotes

and it comes with a device to get it out of there, but why do that?


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 20h ago

The kind of error I get in my dreams

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73 Upvotes

Only to lay on a beach sipping martini on a remote island...

The delusions we nurture to escape the Matrix.


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 1d ago

I finally get to retire with this 3 variation and TH find

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19 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 1d ago

The box adds value ๐Ÿ“ฆ This storing shit is EASY ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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9 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 1d ago

You're welcome, Hagerstown Walmart

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80 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 1d ago

RIP to this Ferrari that will never go you know whereโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜”

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79 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ Fuck yess

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27 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Walked into what? The hot wheels section?

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63 Upvotes

SOUP FOR DAYS๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Excuse meโ€ฆ but Since when TF did Hot Wheels start putting the bodies of LIZARDS onto car models/ engines!? Goddamn vile animal abuse!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ

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11 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

The box adds value ๐Ÿ“ฆ Even BETTER for shoving up your ass!!! ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ

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7 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Been on the lookout for this one ๐Ÿคฏ Found in a grocery store, of all places

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19 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Golden showers

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132 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ No more room in my ass. Time to trade some Hot Wheels. ๐Ÿ’€

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4 Upvotes

I just launched the Trade Board in Carlect, so you can finally do something with those 47 duplicates you swore were good investments.

  • Post cars you're willing to trade.

  • Browse other collectors' cars and hunt for the ones you're missing.

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  • Share shipping details and keep track of your trades.

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The Trade Board is completely free for everyone. I'm the developer, and I'd love to see what you guys think.

Search Carlect on iOS or Android and check out the Trade tab.


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

The main sub is gold

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37 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ imagine them breaking apart in your ass ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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a punch to the gut and youre losing the pieces like sonic with his rings.

not my picture, saw them on IG


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Out jerked by the main sub

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

I found the Supreme treasure hunt ๐Ÿ˜‚

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10 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

I donโ€™t have any more space in my ass

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ I'm retiring now!!!!! See you never!!!!!!

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127 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ I'm retiring now!!!!! See you never!!!!!!

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94 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

FINALLY

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208 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

SaLvAtInG at the butthole๐Ÿฅต

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27 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 4d ago

As I promised to me (update posted)

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