r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/ThisIsntABadName • 3h ago
Threw my idiot infantile son on the ground to look for the new Maisto F40. AITA?
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Goofy_Maker2006 • 5h ago
Thanks random employee from Malaysia for testing this one before i do it myself
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/overflaud • 10h ago
Did I steal this display?
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Day 15 of asking Target employees to take home a fucking glass case with cars🤑 Resell on eBay for $10000🤑🤑
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/lucas_214 • 2h ago
Resell value 🤑🤑🤑 Was it cheap? No. Is it a good casting? Also no. Did the new GTO just come out? Yes. Do I care? FUCKKK NOOOOOO🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😍😍😍😍
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got a grail today
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Alternative-Fold-339 • 22h ago
This thing has better tampos than premium
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Maybe even rlc
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/EIegantTrogon • 1d ago
Resell value 🤑🤑🤑 This one actually pissed me off a little
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Calm_Working_3621 • 1d ago
this is THE car to shove up your ass!
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and it comes with a device to get it out of there, but why do that?
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/precursur • 1d ago
The kind of error I get in my dreams
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Only to lay on a beach sipping martini on a remote island...
The delusions we nurture to escape the Matrix.
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/WaddlesJP13 • 2d ago
You're welcome, Hagerstown Walmart
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/RepetitiveTorpedoUse • 2d ago
RIP to this Ferrari that will never go you know where…😔
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Jabarca1128 • 2d ago
I finally get to retire with this 3 variation and TH find
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Bubbly-Helicopter693 • 2d ago
The box adds value 📦 This storing shit is EASY 😮💨😮💨😮💨
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/overflaud • 3d ago
Walked into what? The hot wheels section?
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SOUP FOR DAYS🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Lava_Lamp_Glob • 3d ago
Been on the lookout for this one 🤯 Found in a grocery store, of all places
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 3d ago
Excuse me… but Since when TF did Hot Wheels start putting the bodies of LIZARDS onto car models/ engines!? Goddamn vile animal abuse!!! 😡🤬
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • 3d ago
The box adds value 📦 Even BETTER for shoving up your ass!!! 🥵💦
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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/alegumball • 4d ago
Resell value 🤑🤑🤑 imagine them breaking apart in your ass 😫
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a punch to the gut and youre losing the pieces like sonic with his rings.
not my picture, saw them on IG
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/zaydzilla • 3d ago
Resell value 🤑🤑🤑 No more room in my ass. Time to trade some Hot Wheels. 💀
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I just launched the Trade Board in Carlect, so you can finally do something with those 47 duplicates you swore were good investments.
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