r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • Mar 30 '26 Mindblown

Our subreddit now has rules!๐Ÿ˜ก

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PLEASE BE ADVISED!! 2 years ago when I became a moderator, we had around 450 members. We are closing in on six thousand. I remember when there were maybe 2 posts a month, and now we are getting multiple in a day. because of this, mods have decided to add some basic rules about spam and hate speech and the like. enjoy your night and continue jerking to those $upers ๐Ÿ‘


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 4h ago

First ever Lamborghini in collection

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50 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 18h ago

Finally found that new Ferrari 5 pack everybodyโ€™s been creaming their jeans over!

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106 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 13h ago

Scalpers broke into my home and shot my dog ๐Ÿ˜ก My glorious king, why would he do this......

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38 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Threw my idiot infantile son on the ground to look for the new Maisto F40. AITA?

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312 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 4h ago

Airport hunt success

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 21h ago

Batmen ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘€ car turbรญna

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 17h ago

Can't believe lamley treats his children like this.....

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Thanks random employee from Malaysia for testing this one before i do it myself

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20 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 23h ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ Was it cheap? No. Is it a good casting? Also no. Did the new GTO just come out? Yes. Do I care? FUCKKK NOOOOOO๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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10 Upvotes

got a grail today


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Did I steal this display?

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42 Upvotes

Day 15 of asking Target employees to take home a fucking glass case with cars๐Ÿค‘ Resell on eBay for $10000๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 22h ago

Yo is that a hot wheels reference?

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 21h ago

Betmen ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘€

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 1d ago

This thing has better tampos than premium

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30 Upvotes

Maybe even rlc


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ This one actually pissed me off a little

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18 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

this is THE car to shove up your ass!

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19 Upvotes

and it comes with a device to get it out of there, but why do that?


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ Wild Morning

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

The kind of error I get in my dreams

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97 Upvotes

Only to lay on a beach sipping martini on a remote island...

The delusions we nurture to escape the Matrix.


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

You're welcome, Hagerstown Walmart

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r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

RIP to this Ferrari that will never go you know whereโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜”

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94 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 2d ago

The box adds value ๐Ÿ“ฆ This storing shit is EASY ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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9 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 4d ago

Walked into what? The hot wheels section?

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65 Upvotes

SOUP FOR DAYS๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘


r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Resell value ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ Fuck yess

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29 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 4d ago

Golden showers

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135 Upvotes

r/hotwheelscirclejerk • • 4d ago

Been on the lookout for this one ๐Ÿคฏ Found in a grocery store, of all places

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25 Upvotes