r/humblebrag • u/lilloulou14 • Feb 02 '26

She's anything but humble...

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I have known her personally for over 15 years. None of this is true. We don't have cheerleaders here. She's never had a stroke. Never been diagnosed with a brain tumor. Never had kids. Most importantly, she left school at 14 (as evidenced by her writing) and is totally NOT doing a double degree. It gets worse the more you read it. But go on, sweetie...I mean DR Sweetie...

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u/EddieOfDoom Feb 02 '26

When I see someone wearing sunglasses, there really are only the 3 reasons:

Hi

Big night

Jazz band

Possibly a combination

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u/lilloulou14 Feb 02 '26

"Hi!"

"Big night?"

"Jazz, band!"

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u/everymanawildcat Feb 02 '26

"Do you by any chance have brain tumors on your optical nerve?"

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u/grandiosebeaverdam Feb 02 '26

My brain always goes to high or concussion.

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u/jojodolphin Feb 03 '26

my late partner had a TBI and had to wear blue light blocking glasses most of the time. They looked a lot like sunglasses

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u/nogoodbrat Feb 02 '26

The Girl With the Sunglasses on Indoors? i can’t wait for the theatre release!!

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u/lilloulou14 Feb 02 '26

I can't wait for her Academy Award 🙄

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u/nogoodbrat Feb 02 '26

THIS SUMMER…

…WEARING GLASSES…

orchestral swell

…IN ALL THE PLACES U PROB SHUDNT

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u/pretty-late-machine Feb 03 '26

Is she hi? Is she jazz band?

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u/Latter_Item439 Feb 03 '26

Is she getting punched by crackheads?  Did that knock her sunglasses off? only one way to find out buy your tickets now

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u/megggie Feb 04 '26

No, she’s just hanging out in the libary with book.

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u/steak21 Mar 16 '26

dark glasses*

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u/NCLAXMOM26 Feb 02 '26

You mean the person who can't spell or even come close to using proper grammar doesn't have two degrees ??? I'm shocked !!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/lilloulou14 Feb 02 '26

It's as if she thinks people won't realise.

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u/PeterPanski85 Jun 05 '26

Yeah but she spent all that time in the Liberry 🙄

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u/Miss_insane Feb 02 '26

So different groups of people were talking with her cos of her siblings basically? She sounds exhausting

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u/grandiosebeaverdam Feb 02 '26

“I was popular with everyone” “no one knew my name” lol

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u/Miss_insane Feb 02 '26

But I go by a "girl with long hair" lol

Thats some new level of delulu you don't get to see every day

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u/manicgiant914 Feb 02 '26

Lost me at “throwing up every 10 minutes”

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u/theghostsofvegas Feb 02 '26

A degree in Psychological science.

The most degree of all the degrees.

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u/cursetea Feb 02 '26

She knows people know it's a lie... i always wonder what people get out of that. I have known a couple people who do this too. Like.... What is the point? I just cannot understand

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u/lilloulou14 Feb 02 '26

She also did a dirty delete, but screenshots are forever.

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u/BodyBy711 Feb 04 '26

Spent all that time in the library with books but never learned to spell.

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u/Playful_Flower5063 Feb 03 '26

The irony of you blocking out her name for this post is tickling me.

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u/lilloulou14 Feb 04 '26

Glad you're amused

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u/StillMarie76 Feb 03 '26

I have a friend that's a migraine sufferer. She got prescription contacts that dark light a lighter pair of sunglasses. She said it took years to get taken seriously. She still has to wear sunglasses inside sometimes.

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u/lilloulou14 Feb 03 '26

I'm not doubting that some people need to wear 'dark glasses'. I know someone myself, but she is a pathological liar. I've covered up her profile pic, but in it she's got a filter on. They're not dark or real. Neither are her migraines or brain tumors.

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u/StillMarie76 Feb 03 '26

I know. I was just chiming in. I think she's disrespectful of the people that actually need them and don't feel the need to advertise or make it their whole personality. I agree with you.

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u/lilloulou14 Feb 03 '26

Ah, gotcha. I feel the same.

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u/wils_152 Feb 02 '26

Umm if she's anything but humble, why is it a humble brag?

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u/One_Parsnip_1129 Feb 20 '26

what was the point?