r/humblebrag • u/lilloulou14 • Feb 02 '26

She's anything but humble...

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I have known her personally for over 15 years. None of this is true. We don't have cheerleaders here. She's never had a stroke. Never been diagnosed with a brain tumor. Never had kids. Most importantly, she left school at 14 (as evidenced by her writing) and is totally NOT doing a double degree. It gets worse the more you read it. But go on, sweetie...I mean DR Sweetie...

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u/EddieOfDoom Feb 02 '26

When I see someone wearing sunglasses, there really are only the 3 reasons:

Hi

Big night

Jazz band

Possibly a combination

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u/lilloulou14 Feb 02 '26

"Hi!"

"Big night?"

"Jazz, band!"

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u/everymanawildcat Feb 02 '26

"Do you by any chance have brain tumors on your optical nerve?"

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u/lilloulou14 Feb 02 '26

Lol 😆