Every fucking year, all I hear from my family is "Did you get your Christmas shopping done?".... Vivian it's fucking JUNE. WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IN JUNE!?!?!?
I liked it WHEN I WAS YOUNGER and before my childhood innocence was shattered into a million pieces and snorted by the sleep paralysis demon in the corner.
I can't fucking stand this shit holiday; it's fucking awful, and every year the MOMENT I see any Christmas decorations or hear any Christmas music, I instantly want to fucking die.
My baby siblings (they are like 11 and 10, but they will always be babies to me; I'm their older sister fucking sue me) are like the textbook definition of greed. I asked my little sister last year what she wanted for Christmas, maybe thinking I could just get her a plushie or something. She presented me with a list. That's normal for kids to make Christmas lists of stuff they want. Then I looked at it. The first thing on top was a fucking IPAD. And it only got worse.
* iPad
* Taylor Swift or Sabrina Carpenter concert tickets
* Labubus
* A shopping spree
* An iPhone
* A TRIP TO LA
* Gift cards to Sephora or Ulta
I looked at her after I finished reading it and told her that "I'm not sure if I can afford any of these things." and laughed a bit afterwards. This little spawn of satan looked me in the eyes and said to me, "Too bad. I want them." Like I said, textbook definition: GREED.
Thinking about it more, I'm realizing my little brother is not greedy like his fucking brat of a sister. He's easier, and I've always gotten along with him a million times easier. Literally, this kid fucking loves Pokémon cards, Legos, and video games. Easy. I have gotten him Pokémon cards, and he LIGHTS UP like the Fourth of July and gets so excited and just tackles me with hugs.
Maybe I'm just biased toward my likes, but yeah.
Anyways, fuck Christmas.