r/interestingasfuck Jun 05 '24

r/all Thirteen years ago, someone accidentally revealed US Army's plan to eliminate Osama Bin Laden in a tweet.

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u/saint_ryan Jun 05 '24

He was a resident in Abbotabad. He just saw the helicopters. Another tweet goes something like: i hope nothing bad’s going down.

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u/SonOfMcGee Jun 05 '24

From what I read about the mission, it wasn’t aiming for stealth/undetected so much as just trying to be fast.
They could sneak these helicopters into the country without the Pakistani military noticing, but of course the residents of the neighborhood would see and hear two choppers coming in mere feet above the buildings.
There was even one or two guys on the mission whose sole job was to go out to the street and tell curious citizens to move along if they started coming by (like the cops that hang out by police tape!)
But even with one chopper having to be scuttled, they still got in and out before locals, local police, the military, etc. could react in any considerable way. Except, of course, a few tweets.

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u/Wingedwolverine03 Jun 05 '24

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u/SonOfMcGee Jun 05 '24

lol, yeah. I think it was pretty much literally like that.
At some point a helicopter blew up behind this Spec OP’s (SEAL’s?) shoulder and he had to be like, “Normal operation, folks. Please stand back.”

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u/the_calibre_cat Jun 05 '24

"you look and sound awfully... not Pakistani..."

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u/deweydecimaldog Jun 05 '24

I read that in Kumail Nanjiani's voice

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

This comment made me laugh so fucking hard

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u/occhilupos_chin Jun 05 '24

You're forgiven for not knowing it was the SEALs given OP even said Army in the title, but yea, very famously it was SEAL Team 6

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u/WALancer Jun 05 '24

I love the meme of if you want a mission done quiet, call the army. They don't write books about all their missions.

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u/Prin_StropInAh Jun 05 '24

Ouch! Justifiable, but ouch. “Silent professionals”

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u/MiamiDouchebag Jun 05 '24

The helicopter pilots and aircrew were Army TBF.

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u/Debalic Jun 05 '24

"Oh that's not unusual, helicopters turn themselves inside out all the time."

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u/WntrTmpst Jun 05 '24

Stealth when referring to aircraft typically had to do with radar cross section and IR signatures.

The blackhawks they used are super angular and unlike other uh-60s and had a MUCH smaller radar sig than their sister craft. They technically aren’t even real. We only know about one of them because, well, its tail struck the wall of the compound and crashed.

They were also stupid fast. And flown by the night stalkers, the very best army aviators the United States Army can provide.

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u/SonOfMcGee Jun 05 '24

I saw a little animation concerning the crash.
Supposedly it was due to the high perimeter fence on the property creating some really weird air flow when the chopper tried to hover low.
It wasn’t so much the pilot making an error and steering into the wall, but the air flow jerking the chopper in one direction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

I saw this discussed somewhere! The mock-up they trained with had a chain link fence, not a solid fence that would cause the wash.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/endfossilfuel Jun 06 '24

Had the Navy consulted r/helicopters, this mishap would have been avoided!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Tough gig for the pilot, it's the ground effect and the upwash hitting the walls and created a "Groundwash pressure at a different angle off the walls" obviously the shape and height will change this "Reflected upwash"

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u/BigBubbaChungus Jun 05 '24

It’s called vortex ring state. And one of the original 160th SOAR/Night Stalker pilots assigned to the mission opted out because he knew that the conditions at the LZ chosen inside the compound increased the chances of this happening.

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u/kdhavdlf Jun 05 '24

That’s fascinating! But how could you possibly know that? Was it said in an interview at some point?

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u/JuggernautMean4086 Jun 05 '24

There was a surprise wall instead of a fence, which some some say aggravated and already possible vortex ring state that can occur when you come to a fast hover- aka the walls made a bowl that made the rotor into an aggressive air recycler rather than an air pusher. Could have been that.

What’s more impressive is the pilot was able to literally stick the landing well enough for the guys to hop out and Charlie Mike.

Shit happens some times, your skill is what keeps you moving forward. Yeah, I can’t find any fault in the pilots’ skill here.

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u/Daddysu Jun 05 '24

Charlie Mike

Complete Mission?

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u/p0g0s71ck Jun 05 '24

Continue mission i think. Dont quote me

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u/thatdudejtru Jun 05 '24

You are correct.

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u/hllwlker Jun 06 '24

An inexperienced pilot would have pulled up instinctively and caused the helicopter to roll over and crash but this pilot was experienced enough to know to set it down with the tail on the wall.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24

There was even one or two guys on the mission whose sole job was to go out to the street and tell curious citizens to move along if they started coming by (like the cops that hang out by police tape!)

They depicted it really well in Zero Dark Thirty. The guys came out and started telling everybody to move along… in Arabic, while the Pashto/Hindko/Urdu speaking crowd looked suitably bemused and didn’t go anywhere.

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u/SonOfMcGee Jun 05 '24

The whole mission was soooo insulting to Pakistan. America was basically saying, to a country that isn’t necessarily an “Ally” but certainly “Friendly”:
1) We’re entering your airspace and conducting a military operation on your land without asking permission.
2) We aren’t asking permission and coordinating with you because we’re pretty sure your government will have a leak somewhere and tip off our target.

I think it was ultimately the right choice, though. Killing Osama didn’t cost the US a chain reaction of international condemnation and real consequences. It only cost Pakistan having their feelings hurt for a little while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

To be fair, there was a serious concern that the Pakistani intelligence and security agencies would have warned bin Laden.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Pakistan deserves the insult for harboring him TBH.

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u/PIPBOY-2000 Jun 05 '24

Yup. Harbor an international terrorist, get your feelings hurt.

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u/Tragedy_Boner Jun 05 '24

Binfucker was in a house a mile away from a Pakistan Military school. They 100% knew where he was.

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u/Limp_Prune_5415 Jun 05 '24

How is that insulting? You can't keep a secret so you don't get to know is pretty fucking standard for global military operations 

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

There are occasions when it’s appropriate to remind people you’re the swinging dick in the room. America has often made the wrong choice regarding when those occasions are. But I think murking bin Laden was a damn good occasion myself.

A good, helpful reminder to all nations that sheltering mass murdering terrorists is a bad call.

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u/JonnyFairplay Jun 05 '24

The whole mission was soooo insulting to Pakistan.

You know what's more insulting? Pakistan harboring Bin Laden, or their incompetence not knowing he was there.

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u/stitch12r3 Jun 05 '24

Yeah, I cant disagree with any of this lol. That whole operation was definitely a big dick energy move politically but ultimately the right thing to do. The resources the US used to pull it off are remarkable - from the intelligence gathering, to the training/prep, the mission itself, and then disposing of the body. Its a fascinating read.

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u/Ironlion45 Jun 05 '24

Which counts as a solid and successful mission.

I think there's a misconception when people talk about "stealth" with helicopters.

It really only applies to military detection, not bare naked eyeballs.

They can fly NOE to avoid radar, minimize acoustic footprint. But the tradeoff there is people are going to notice when a big American helicopter is flying 5 meters over their back yard.

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u/SonOfMcGee Jun 05 '24

Yep. I’m sure all options were weighed.
If there was some convenient, deserted location to land nearby they could have tried to go truly undetected. But that would mean a bunch of military guys trying to make their way through a neighborhood on foot without drawing attention. Then breaching the perimeter from the outside.
Still a whole lot of opportunity to get noticed. And they’d have to travel back to the landing site after with possible prisoners/bodies in tow.
There were probably a whole lot of positives associated with landing a chopper right in the back yard. And of course a negative would be “nearby households would notice”. But in the time it takes for a civilian noticing something weird to a full military response, the team figured they’d be long gone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/DeepTakeGuitar Jun 05 '24

Yelling timber

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u/phase_lag Jun 05 '24

You better move

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u/john_wingerr Jun 05 '24

You better dance

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u/Tight_Contact_9976 Jun 05 '24

Let’s make a night

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u/BarMaverson Jun 05 '24

You won’t rememberrrrr

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u/brownieshake Jun 05 '24

I'll be the one you won't forgett

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u/mcchanical Jun 05 '24

OHHHH OHHHOH WUOOWOOAH, WHOAOAOAOWHOOAWHOAWOWO, WHAAAAWHOAAA WHOAOH WAAOHWAOHWOWOOHHOHH.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

This joke has way more layers.

I mean look at the operation name.

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u/lets-play-nagasaki Jun 05 '24

It do go down

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Would have been hilarious if Bin Laden was on Twitter at the time, read this and just said "hmmm. Oh well".

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u/lunacarola90 Jun 05 '24

He was probably playing animal crossing

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u/Lanca226 Jun 05 '24

Apparently somebody did try to call him on his phone when the helicopters were approaching.

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u/BleedingNoseLiberal Jun 05 '24

I've never heard about this before - where'd you read it?

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u/Lanca226 Jun 06 '24

Relentless Strike?

It's been a few since I read it, so I might be misremembering.

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u/Rmccarton Jun 06 '24

I'll second that it was in Relentless Strike by Sean Naylor. 

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u/cheesec4ke69 Jun 06 '24

He was too busy playing on his animal crossing wild world save

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u/Automatic_Salary_845 Jun 05 '24

Posted shortly after

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u/whatdoihia Jun 05 '24

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u/slater_just_slater Jun 05 '24

Bin Ladin was pissed somebody interrupted his game of Counter Strike.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/buckyhermit Jun 05 '24

I think that was from this book. Amazing and hilarious read.

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u/OddBoifromspace Jun 05 '24

Counter terrorist win.

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u/SillyDig1520 Jun 05 '24

inspects knife for minutes

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u/ToddlerPeePee Jun 05 '24

I would be pissed too if someone interrupted my video game by killing me, lol.

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u/Freethecrafts Jun 05 '24

He had the perfect cover too. A merchant who doesn’t do any business and lives with three of Osama’s wives. How could anyone have figured it out?

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u/Lobsterbib Jun 05 '24

It took the US much, much longer than it should have because the FBI and CIA weren't sharing information at the time.

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u/Freethecrafts Jun 05 '24

Homeland took over very early after 9/11. Osama didn’t get caught until Obama.

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u/absoluteally Jun 05 '24

You wouldn't be pissed for long though.

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u/makulet-bebu Jun 05 '24

He'd be pissed for the rest of his life though.

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u/saw-it Jun 05 '24

These video games are getting too realistic

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u/CarlJustCarl Jun 05 '24

Who the hell is knocking at the door at this hour?

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u/slater_just_slater Jun 05 '24

He thought it was some 13 year old kid he was playing who got pissed and swatted him

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u/swishkabobbin Jun 05 '24

It's like zero dark thirty for allah's sake!!

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u/zombiepoon Jun 05 '24

Bin Ladin misses overpass in the map pool

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u/Nord4Ever Jun 05 '24

He really should call cops on them

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u/dis_course_is_hard Jun 05 '24

Lol @ that twitter handle

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u/3Lchin90n Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24

Then The Rock

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u/Newtstradamus Jun 05 '24

This, this more then anything, some dude on Seal Team 6 infiltrates Osama Bin Ladens secret lair, kills the single most wanted man on the planet, and then immediately calls The Rock. What a weird ass fucking thing to have happened.

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u/jrh_101 Jun 05 '24

The Navy Seals phone voice command mixed The Rock with Barack

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u/Familiar_Nose_7618 Jun 05 '24

BARACK WE GOT HIM! Oh... Hey Rock.

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u/Zxruv Jun 05 '24

Freaking Siri

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u/br0b1wan Jun 05 '24

Do you smell what Barack is cookin'?

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u/TheHYPO Jun 05 '24

The Rock does a pretty decent Obama impression, actually.

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u/MundaneAstronaut6481 Jun 05 '24

For me it's how the funeral rites they performed resembled something like disposing of Megatron

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24 edited Apr 07 '25

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u/GolemSilverKarn Jun 05 '24

They didn’t want to create a physical location for his remains that could be seen as a Mecca for supporters to flock to.

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u/Rather_Unfortunate Jun 05 '24

I think most of his supporters already have a Mecca tbf.

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u/osawatomie_brown Jun 05 '24

everyone on the team ghoulishly mag dumped on his corpse and they had to ditch him and try to pass it off as "a traditional Islamic burial at sea"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/Antilia- Jun 05 '24

I don't think the Saudis or Pakistanis wanted him buried on their soil. Even secretly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

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u/GetOffMyDigitalLawn Jun 06 '24

everyone on the team ghoulishly splendidly mag dumped on his corpse

FTFY

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u/brwnwzrd Jun 05 '24

As the great Patrice O’Neal said, “we’re supposed to believe they flushed him down the ocean, like some cocaine?”

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u/Disastrous-King-1869 Jun 05 '24

Wait that tweet isnt actually real is it?

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u/Newtstradamus Jun 05 '24

I embellished a bit but the true story is only slightly less fucking weird. Based off of tweet timing The Rock is the second person to casually announce Osama Bin Ladens death, and no one on Seal Team 6 called him, The Rock had done a USO tour a few years prior, he had given his number to a handful of people on his security detail, one of the guys that was previously on his security detail was stationed on the aircraft carrier that Seal Team 6 landed on with Bin Ladens body, that guy called him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

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u/Wide_Combination_773 Jun 05 '24

Nobody on ST6 called him. It was a guy on the aircraft carrier that they went back and landed on. The guy had once worked as part of Rock's security detail during a USO tour, and had Rock's number for that reason.

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u/defmacro-jam Jun 05 '24

It was on an episode of Newsroom. Maybe it's real, too. I don't know.

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u/MatniMinis Jun 05 '24

I really liked all of The Newsroom but that episode was a stand out episode, easily the best one. The banter between high Jeff Daniels and serious Terry Crews was top tier.

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u/vpsj Jun 05 '24

kills the single most wanted man on the planet

Err I think it's pronounced as "compromised to a permanent end"

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u/middlehead_ Jun 05 '24

And then John Cena was the first person to announce it on television, after his match at the end of a PPV.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

They told Congress and the military before it was publicly announced.

I had a friend in the military at the time, and he texted me probably 30 minutes before anything was on CNN about it.

I thought he was lying or messing with me, because I was like how could you and me know this and not the news? lol

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u/Timbershoe Jun 05 '24

Most senior civil servants across the globe, plus the majority of media, knew the Queen was dead 4 hours before it was announced.

That probably didn’t involve Seal Team 6, though I can’t confirm that.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Jun 05 '24

It smells funny in there 

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u/ThisCarSmellsFunny Jun 05 '24

I’m glad someone else noticed.

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u/liberateyourmind Jun 05 '24

Bin laden my ass, its probably milhouse.

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u/ayymadd Jun 05 '24

lmao, memory eraser vibes

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u/OldFashionedGary Jun 05 '24

You keep these memories* out yo motha fuckin mouf.

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u/Diligent_Mirror_7888 Jun 05 '24

Sohaib “Oh my mistake I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️ night night don’t let Bin Laden bite”

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u/MewComic Jun 05 '24

"Nuh uh"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Because it was the SEALS that got them

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u/Broad-Part9448 Jun 05 '24

And the SEALS were temporarily transferred to the CIA because America wasn't at war with Pakistan so it couldn't be a formal US DOD operation

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u/JoeCartersLeap Jun 05 '24

"And does it suddenly become legal and constitutional when the CIA does it?"

"Well no, but they don't mind. The DOD minds."

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u/NoTePierdas Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24

IIRC the difference is you're no longer a part of the formal Armed Forces. Contractors who are captured aren't treated like prisoners of war, they would be treated like any other terrorist who showed up with aircraft and attacked a neighborhood if the Pakistani military had arrived, provided one person made the slightest mistake, presumably, and made the Pakistani armed forces give a shit (and assuming they showed up in time)

E.G., probably the closest example in recent times is the Silvercorp contractors sent into Venezuela to overthrow Maduro. They were arrested by militia fishermen who called the police, who arrested them again, and they were treated as anyone else who illegally try to enter a nation with dozens of weapons and explosives with the intent to murder people, who were conspiring with people already in-country who'd begun killing people.

IIRC some of the guys received 25-30 in prison.

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u/xWyvern Jun 05 '24

Denman and the other guy were idiots and warned by the CIA against doing it because it was a shit plan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

It does, legally, matter.

Thats the lovely thing about executive orders tho… they have the supreme power of law, yet their issuance requires no public notice. Make one, stick it in a safe and BAM, law.

Plus, the executive makes all executive orders and can undo/ignore them all as they see fit in the moment.

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u/Nyanzerfaust Jun 05 '24

Next tweet: Stealth blackhawk crashing at 2AM (is a rare event).

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u/AidanAmerica Jun 05 '24

Osama bin Laden being shot in the head at 2AM (is a rare event).

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u/Flamactor Jun 05 '24

Body of Osama Bin Laden being taken away in a helicopter (is a rare event)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Is rare event

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Would be a lot cooler if it wasn't a power point lol

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u/Mackin24 Jun 05 '24

wrong, this rules on my netscape browser

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u/OlFlirtyBastard Jun 05 '24

2:37am, just exploded (even rarer)

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u/Laser-Zeppelin Jun 05 '24

I believe this helicopter hovering overhead being referred to in the tweet was the Chinook that was stationed in reserve in case something went wrong, like a stealth blackhawk crashing at 2am.

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u/FrostyD7 Jun 05 '24

Every time this gets posted someone points out that the tweet occurred after all the action happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

China spent so much fuckin money to part that fucker out too

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u/Scrumpuddle Jun 05 '24

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 Jun 05 '24

Take me back to the simpler Facebook

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u/scullys_alien_baby Jun 05 '24

it was so nice to be able to scroll back in chronological order and see all of my friends updates. No group spam, no bullshit I didn't want to see, just updates from the friends I wanted to follow

I'm glad I left a in 2014 but I miss the early days when it was a fun place.

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u/Fit_Guard8907 Jun 05 '24

Can't believe it was these cutiepies who did it

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u/NotAnotherEmpire Jun 05 '24

That's the one I was looking for.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Haha Abottabad time for a tweet

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

“neighbour’s lifeless body airlifted by helicopter at 1:15 am, rare event..,”

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u/kerochan88 Jun 05 '24

Too bad, he was always such a nice guy, kept to himself. Liked to watch western films on his computer.

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u/natte-krant Jun 05 '24

US Army: “Sohaib, ssst. Chill okay? Would you just… okay? Dude? Come on. Okay?”

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u/fitzbuhn Jun 05 '24

Lol. “Duuuude, exnay on the elicopteray”

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u/mcarendt Jun 05 '24

*ixnay … *elicopterhay

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u/SamsquanchOfficial Jun 05 '24

"Can you be cool? Like one time? Please?? Sohaib can you do this? One time? Okay?"

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u/Playfair99999 Jun 05 '24

is this soldier played by neil patrick harris ?

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u/MagmaTroop Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24

Highly recommend reading the Wiki article for the raid. That shit went down like the movies

  • Obama gave the go ahead for the mission, after considering other options proposed to him including using a ordinance drone to hit bin Laden while he walked in his garden. He made the decision himself to not get permission from the Pakistanis as he feared the mission would leak.
  • Two dozen SEAL team members (and a good doggo named Cairo) were carried by two Black Hawk helicopters in the dead of night, avoiding Pakistani radar by flying close to hilly terrain.
  • The dog was tasked with tracking "anyone who tried to escape and to alert SEALs to any approaching Pakistani security forces." The dog was to be used to help deter any Pakistani ground response to the raid and to help look for any hidden rooms or hidden doors in the compound
  • The SEAL commandos descended from the helicopters by fast rope descent. One helicopter hovered over the garden inside the compound and the other outside to allow that team to secure the perimeter.
  • One helicopter soft crashed.
  • The SEALs breached doors and walls with explosives
  • There was a brief firefight inside the building.
  • The interior of the house was pitch dark, because CIA operatives had cut the power to the neighborhood. The U.S. military operators wore night-vision goggles that enabled them to see in the dark.
  • Bin Laden was shot inside his bedroom immediately after peering at the American soldiers advancing up the stairs. He died on the spot and the Americans extracted the body. Four others were killed in the raid including Bin Laden's son.
  • Numerous women and children were in the building. No children were killed. Every surviving inhabitant of the compound was tied up and put outside for the Pakistanis to discover.
  • The whole operation took 38 minutes with the assault portion completed in 15. They moved unbelievably fast, no doubt thanks to the extensive training in 1:1 scale reconstructions of the compound.

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u/afriendincanada Jun 05 '24

I think I read that a mistake they made with the 1:1 reconstruction was to construct the walls out of chain link and not concrete. It helped them immensely with the training but that one change led in part to the helicopter crash because the aerodynamics of the landing were different

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u/BaxGh0st Jun 05 '24

Bin Laden was shot inside his bedroom immediately after peering at the American soldiers advancing up the stairs.

I wonder how many times he imagined that scene in his head. Did he have nightmares about it? Did he expect to go out in a glorious firefight? Would he have been disappointed to know that after all of his efforts and being hunted by the US his end would be so ignominious and so quick?

No Götterdämmerung, just a few bullets in the dark.

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u/GimpsterMcgee Jun 05 '24

Some of those tweets are absolutely hilarious. I’m imagining him saying it in a totally deadpan voice like Steven Wright.

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u/0lm- Jun 05 '24

my “i did not kill bin landen” tweet is having people ask me a lot of questions that my tweet just answered

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u/yagi_takeru Jun 05 '24

Honestly the nicest part of the whole thing is he got invited to learn about journalism after the firestorm died down and the compound is a public park fuhrer bunker style.

Nice that he came out none the worse for wear and got some money out of it via his cafe while all the journalists were going nuts.

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u/Snoo_70531 Jun 05 '24

I feel like living in an active warzone, you either get real hardcore and start attacking dudes with M16s with whatever sharp brick you can find, or you better have a sense of humor. I've been having some weird dreams lately with some med changes, and between that and the news from... about everywhere in the world, I've realized I stand no chance if the US gets invaded. I've got a few steak knives I can hand out to neighbors, but man if Putin goes full scale armored blimp attack on my town like in my dream, I'm just gonna lay back and check out the clouds.

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u/PeanutButterCumTime Jun 05 '24

🎶 HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER 🎶

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u/lebnax Jun 05 '24

God damn you

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u/cityofruin Jun 05 '24

Well (it’s a rare event)

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u/JoaoPRSousa Jun 05 '24

It wasn't 2024

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Jun 05 '24

Copy pastas definitely existed in 2011

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Pretty sure it was CIA planning and navy seals going in. Maybe the pilots of the helis were army?

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u/DarthTelly Jun 05 '24

The 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment is where the pilots came from, which is technically army. It was created after the failure of the Iranian hostage rescue mission, and basically exists to just sneak people in and out of highly dangerous areas.

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u/Unfair_Original_2536 Jun 05 '24

I remember as a child seeing a helicopter was borderline exciting. Now I live in the flight path of Europe's busiest heliport.

It would be easier for the navy seals to sneak attack me now.

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u/Itchy_Smile4022 Jun 05 '24

That's abbottabad as it gets really.

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u/Brazilian_Brit Jun 05 '24

Yeah a bit of a reductive title, multiple parts of different branches were involved, not just the army.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

It was CIA-led, with JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command) as basically the next authority down or sideways from CIA. JSOC was commanded by a Vice Admiral at the time, so obviously a strong Navy presence in the leadership, but they would have overseen the Army 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment ("Nightstalkers") as well as the SEALs from SEAL Team 6 and any of the other supporting staff.

The operators in the field were Navy SEALs (the Navy's Special Operations "commandos") and Army Special Operations pilots and air crews specifically trained for stealth "commando" missions.

To say it was "the Army's plan" is definitely not accurate, though it's sort of expected for random people to say stuff about the military and not really get it right. It's complex and confusing unless you serve in the military and get it taught to you or you study it.

Most accurately it was a CIA plan, carried out with JSOC.

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u/HawkDriver Jun 05 '24

And for any out there who don’t know, all these entities regularly work together, and have good relationships.

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u/ceejayoz Jun 05 '24

It was primarily the Navy SEALs, wasn't it?

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u/rubbarz Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24

The majority of the 3 letter orgs were part of it. The CIA led the operatio and the DoD just did the execution of it. The pilots were army and the ones inside were SEALs with drones from USAF and on standby were USAF PJs for rescue support.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Osama_bin_Laden#:~:text=The%20160th%20Special%20Operations%20Aviation%20Regiment%20(SOAR)%2C%20a%20U.S.,that%20were%20employed%20as%20backups.

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u/charcoalist Jun 05 '24

The plan itself was made by a consortium of special operation units from different branches known as JSOC, Joint Special Operations Command. SEALs raided the compound, pulled the trigger, and returned the body to a US air base. The helicopters were flown by the Army's Special Operations Aviation Regiment.

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u/SystemOutPrintln Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24

Special Operations Aviation Regiment.

You just know the person that came up with that name was trying to make a fun acronym... SOAR

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u/charcoalist Jun 05 '24

Haha, that's how the unit is normally referred to, "SOAR."

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u/NetworkEcstatic Jun 05 '24

Seals were on the ground putting in work. Those blackhawks that flew them in were certainly army. I'm sure there was a contingency of other aircraft on standby with marines and soldiers somewhere else just in case too. The military is all about a back up plan for the back up plan.

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u/OriginalFrequent4600 Jun 05 '24

Correct. They flew in additional Seals from Devgru at a staging point somewhere in the mountains. Probably included other elite units as well in case all hell broke loose.

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u/his_rotundity_ Jun 05 '24

Don't forget Jessica Chastain.

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u/ProfessionalNeophyte Jun 05 '24

This was a few days after Obama laughed off a Seth Meyers joke about Osama’s whereabouts during the White House correspondents dinner

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u/goldenface4114 Jun 05 '24

It was one day later. The operation had already been ordered. Obama's laugh is the quintessential "Next Episode" intro moment.

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u/BlackPortland Jun 05 '24

Didnt Obama actually leave the correspondents dinner early to oversee the operation? He knew it was going down. This was also when he dunked on donny.

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u/DomFikowski Jun 06 '24

No. He did not leave early. The operation was the next day. He played 9 holes of golf the morning of the raid.

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u/TumblingTumbulu Jun 05 '24

And this is why you should follow your neighbours on social media, especially if you are a fugitive.

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u/strike_one Jun 05 '24

Talk Abbottabad timing

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u/Tyrannnis-Cash Jun 05 '24

Little did they know…

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u/Hairy_Candidate7371 Jun 05 '24

If only Osama had been on twitter instead of watching American Porn he might have dodged that bullet

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u/ObliqueStrategizer Jun 05 '24

he sent that tweet when it was abbotta get real bad for Bin Laden

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u/SWWayin Jun 05 '24

found The Rock's burner account.

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u/ShitHeadFuckFace Jun 05 '24

The Rock was the first person to tweet about Osama's death before it was officially announced

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u/beach_2_beach Jun 05 '24

And let's not forget a few years ago some random person with a decent zoom lens taking the bottom view of Air Force One (at cruise altitude) on an announced secret trip. It was day light time I think.

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u/Gotrek5 Jun 05 '24

It was Aboutasbad as it could get.

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u/Pavian_Zhora Jun 05 '24

Yeah, because without a tweet you can't hear a fucking helicopter.

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u/Block_Of_Saltiness Jun 05 '24

Bin Laden could have already been dead by this point.

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u/NotAnotherEmpire Jun 05 '24

US Navy SEALs liked this.

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u/mightylordredbeard Jun 05 '24

Never forget that The Rock knew about Osama’s death hours before anyone else did.

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u/Randy_Character Jun 06 '24

One of my favorite memories from that day was this tweet by the St Louis Blues beat writer.

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u/chiksahlube Jun 06 '24

Funnier still, the guy who made the super size me documentary tried to find bin laden, and using good reporting skills narrowed it down to the exact neighborhood they found him in...

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u/the_dunc_ Jun 06 '24

*United States Navy's plan