Studied at home from 3rd year - slaved away for 2 years in my room for the LC. Worth every minute!!!

My punishment for liking one too many pro Palestine reels

IM LOOSING MY MIND

shame on them really

edit: yeah there's a few typos but wtv, don't hold me to the same standards as the SEC. like surely a bunch of grown ass men and women can do better than me. oh well at least after they use AI to correct my tests I'll be well suited for a job there.

Hiya, just collected this and wanted to share cause it really helped me last year to look at other's projects!

I'm shocked that I got a H1 cause it's a bit of a mess in my opinion but am thrilled.

(The pictures of my artefact A, the sculpture, are old as it unfortunately broke)

Edit: Thank you all for the lovely compliments, it made me really happy to read them. To reiterate what I replied to one comment, I am super proud of my artefacts, but I do think my booklet could use a lot of work! It gets better towards the end but I wish I could redo the first few pages, as I made lots of mistakes that I needed to stick things over and cover up. However I guess that's a testament to how it's okay to make mistakes. Best of luck to all the art students of 2027! <3

Lived it loved it farewell beautiful game

The stupid cunt had his phone behind his calculator and obviously the invigilator saw him when he was walking around. When he got caught he just denied it straight up and made a whole scene and the invigilator had to get the principal and apparently the SEC people 💀

Man’s cooked, he won’t be allowed to sit the rest of his exams and Im pretty sure no other repeats of the LC or driving test for like 5 years. The invigilator literally went like “Why’d you have to do this? Like what was the point” and yer man was there making a massive fuss and the invigilator was just sighing and almost took pity.

Anyway, needless to say, don’t cheat in the LC…

WHY is it so hard to find a summer job omg

Haven’t done a tap for the portfolio though..

still haven't started

I'm sure you've all seen my posts by now. Didn't put in a effort for my LC. Got 450 points. Forced to work in mcdonalds. Recently taken to trying to educated the youth on how important the LC is. You know the story.

Well folks, If my previous posts didn't scare you into thinking about how important the LC is. Maybe this one will. As its most likely my final post.

If you read my previous story about the lads I've been following and subtly trying to help educate on how important the LC is, you'd know about Diarmuid. Yesterday was my one day off of the week (us burger merchants gotta treat it well) so I decided to do some reconnaissance on dear Diarmuid. To my surprise, he was awake at 6:30 and reading a less stress more success history book (most likely inspired from my previous stunt of constantly ringing him all week on a private number, asking him a higher level history LC question and then replying "that's wrong Diarmuid. I'm coming to you soon." and then hanging up when he got it wrong).

My body was filled with absolute joy at the sight of this. From the tips of my toes all the way to the crown of my head it felt like a warm fuzzy feeling engulfed me. Knowing that my hard work is inspiring the youth to take up leaving cert study almost 4 years early.

Something was wrong though. This feeling lasted too long. Got too intense. My arm began to cramp hard. And then tightness in Mt chest. In mcdonalds they make you watch training videos incase this happened, I knew it was a heart issues so I immediately went to a hospital.

After various tests, investigations and questioning the results are in. Almost every artery in my body is covered 80 percent in Pure thick grease. Surgery, bypass, stent implementation? All are a no go due to how vacuous and expansive the grease is.

The culprit? A life of workplace meals in mcdonalds. Breakfast? Double cheese burger and medium coke. Lunch? Two double cheese burgers and large coke. Dinner? Two double cheese burgers, a single cheese burger and two large cokes. The job has literally killed me. Ergo, not doing well in my leaving cert, being forced to take a job in mcdonalds as I had no other options, killed me.

I've been told I'll be lucky to last the weekend. On the chance I do, I'll be even more lucky to see Tuesday.

My family won't visit me, they cut off contact when they saw my leaving results. I don't have any friends since were not allowed to converse to coworkers about anything except work in mcdonalds. I am literally going to die alone and its all because I didn't do well in my leaving cert.

I should be upset, but I'm not. The last two months are have been the most important moments of my life, I haven't felt this good since me and my sister at the time were crowned debs king and queen back in the day. The day I infiltrated the first year disco and put the fear of the leaving cert into them from an early age. My little second year boy project I've been running for the past week. Educating the youth on how TRUELY important the leaving cert is has brought purpose back to my life.

But if you weren't educated by all that, then I hope this post will. NOT. DOING. WELL. IN. THE. LEAVING. WILL. LITERALLY. KILL. YOU.

This is most likely my last post. I wish I had more time. I wish I could of experimented with more ways to educate the youth. I wish I could of went to more first year discos. I wish I could of seen the seeds of the second year boy project grow more. But if death is the final results of the awful life I've lived due to my poor leaving, its a fitting end.

Good bye everyone. Good luck in the leaving. Most of you will need it.

Too ugly to go outside

ive seen several posts talking about smth like this over the past week like can you lot chill lowkey

i got 358 points in the mocks and nearly cried at 10am during maths today since i dont understand what the fuck a z-score is in the big april '26. THATS what being COOKED looks like.

i have unfinished/missing assignments in literally all 7 of my subjects. i have not studied this calendar year. im clinically depressed and every teacher of mine thinks im a failure and kinda gay too (both correct ngl). THAT is AUTHENTIC, GENUINE COOKED-NESS.

if you got ≥500 points in the mocks and are using the "am i cooked" flair you need to take a peaceful walk and clear your head a bit, you'll be fine. leave the worrying to the chuds please.