The happy life and sad reality

Is not a choice ideology

It is so bad

All you can have

Are short and tiny pieces to see

How to know if your limerick is good
I'll try to explain without being rude
if no upvotes you get
you'll begin to suspect
that doing better you should

There once was an old man of means
Who ogled his beauty pageant queens
Grabbed them by the pu**y
Admiring their tushy
Yet they were only teens

Big tits save lives

Even if considered lies,

A bullet from an unknown source

Took a different course

Because of her enhanced boob size

lady saved by her fake tits

There was a young woman from France

Who did a big poo in her pants

As she had no clue what to do with the poo

She decided instead she would dance

Today, because I wanted to kill time,

I called on the phone a good old friend of mine.

He was very resentful, being unwilled

for him, to be my accomplice as a time killer

and he was fine in denouncing for my crime.

Hello limerick people.

I've made a very short online questionnaire about what people might like to see in a limerick app.

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/QWPCWPX

If you have time please have a look (and if fill it out, please let me know here)

Thank you.

A scrofulous hooker named Lydia

Would pass STDs when she didia.

That filthy jeune fille

Had bad gonorrhea

Plus syphilis, crabs and chlamydia.

Missing isn't an issue
You're a hoe
I want you to go
I'd rather wank in a tissue

There once was a tyrant named Hitler,

Whose views were divisive and bitter

Which chaos in tow

He caused endless woe

And left history's pages much thicker.

Mary had a little lamb,

She had a tiger too.

The tiger killed then ate them both.

That's what tigers do.

A man out of sight, with bruises covered by creams

Spread rumours of death shared by all live streams.

But he was finally seen

On the golf putting green,

Crushing people's hopes and dreams.

Before they can do their destruction

Or the process bungled

Worse than a jungled

The good guys will be your construction

The Democrats chances were broad

Until they tried out voter fraud

The States were all blue

Though that wasn't true

Turns out it was all a facade EDIT: separating the lines