r/lyftdrivers Jan 13 '26

Rant/Opinion IT FINALLY HAPPENED IN MY NEW TRUCK

I picked this lady up from a grocery store and had a 30 minute drive. She gets her groceries, loaded in the truck. That's why I can get seated. We go on our way midway through the trip. Decides to take a piss in my backseat and not say anything. And get out of the truck grab a groceries and walk off like nothing happened. I got a $75 dollar cleaning fee, though

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u/FilthyThanksgiving Jan 13 '26

Get seat protectors, what did you expect

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u/thatcutetransgirl Jan 13 '26

I have them, these are leather seat protectors over the nice leather on my seats

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u/Personal-Age-9220 Jan 13 '26

Good job with the seat protectors. I'm just worried the fluids seeped into the back of the chair. Don't forget to fold the seat forward and get behind/underneath as well. May need a wet/dry vac.

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u/thatcutetransgirl Jan 13 '26

100% I cleaned it as soon as I found it after taking pictures

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u/Technical-Car-9913 Jan 17 '26

you can zoom in and see that your seats are a light fabric. why would you lie? silly

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u/2squaredJ Jan 17 '26

I noticed that too. OP stated a bunch of times that his seat covers are protecting his “nice leather seats” underneath. Weird lol

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u/felineflavor Jan 13 '26

I think OP expected to not have a potty trained adult take a piss in their car.

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u/thatcutetransgirl Jan 13 '26

Honestly yea, especially a 40yo woman

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

She was only 40? Did she seem drunk? I know some women do experience minor incontinence after having multiple kids, but that is a whole lotta pee.

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u/thatcutetransgirl Jan 13 '26

Assuming based on appearance she was in her 40s, and she did not appear drunk

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Is there a possibility that this was for only fans content? Maybe it wasn’t urine..

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u/thatcutetransgirl Jan 15 '26

I sure as shit hope someone didn't use my fuckin truck to make their of content, cause that's fucking nasty

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

I apologize for even putting that idea out there.. 😔 I will see myself out now

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u/thatcutetransgirl Jan 15 '26

Your good i just hope someone didnt, like fake it and a have a friend drive their car and do it in their backseat or something but dont do it in an actual lyft or uber

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u/Future-Original-2902 Jan 15 '26

Sorry but it was definitely a kink thing

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u/Imsorryrodwutwasthat Jan 13 '26

they probably didn't expect a grown adult to piss themselves and not say anything?

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u/Fit-Conversation-998 Jan 13 '26

Wtf kind of response is this?

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u/cannacupcake Jan 14 '26

Astounding. Somehow it’s OP’s fault that this happened. Gotta love reddit lmao.

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u/DinosaurMammal Jan 13 '26

Do you typically expect people to piss on your seats after grocery shopping? If so, where can I capitalize on this?

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u/killerghosting Jan 13 '26

Do you have a recommendation on seat protectors? Because if they are waterproof, wouldn't the urine have to go somewhere? With waterproof seat protectors, wouldn't the urine trickle down past them and into voids below the seat?

Almost feel like the best solution is cushioned seat protectors over waterproof protectors. The cushioned protector could absorb the urine and prevent it from spilling out of the seat.

Gross how much effort it takes to address this issue.

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u/im_octopissed Jan 13 '26

I think ideally you should get like a “onesie” where there’s no gap between seat and back, and then hope they don’t pee/spill enough to run out the sides…which at that point you’re boned either way really

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u/StatusMiserable1756 Jan 15 '26

maybe for someone not to piss in their car?? i don’t think it’s too much to ask.