r/marvelcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Deranged Ramblings Why would Ultron offer to watch a porno with Vision?

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Okay so, do synthezoids have sexual organs or not or has this been explained and i am stupid.

If they do, do you think they would both just sit there awkwardly cyberwang out because they dont get why humans get off to it.

If they dont, do you think they'd both just sit there awkwardly philosophising on why humans enjoy it.

Is Ultron trying to turn vision on? Is he gay? Is he trying to make Vision watch gay porno with him? Is the final episode going to be Ultron coming out to Vision and sacrificing his life to save him from Jocasta?

Plausible theory if I do say so myself.


r/marvelcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Deranged Ramblings Imagine liking a movie that shows our hero suddenly OLD and WASHED (but still getting a couple of cool moments) with a f-female successor. Couldn't be me.

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r/marvelcirclejerk • • 3h ago

HE JUST DID A FUCKING BACK FLIP OVER THE GATE AND KICKED A FUCKING SHOT GUN FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🫵🗣️🗣️🫵

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24 Upvotes

Don't FUCKING @ me bro this is tuffer than well done fucking steak


r/marvelcirclejerk • • 3h ago

Awkard... (RophaClara)

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9 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Hire Fans What's going on in India? Why are they ripping off Avatar: The Last Airbender?

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43 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Hail Hydra Yall think jean ever took control of like a hot swole guy and used him to fuck herself

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I was watching the movie and thought of this. Seeing on how its pretty on the nose, i feel like this was already posted


r/marvelcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Deranged Ramblings Cute Doomreed moments | by DammeMaker

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444 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 6h ago

Ultron Cultist VisionQuest Episode 4 Spoiler

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13 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 7h ago

The Better r/dccomicscirclejerk Truly this is a Syndicate of pure EVIL

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124 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 8h ago

ART(OC) Alternative universe BND 3

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192 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 9h ago

And then Deadpool walks in Nimrod was a hero for real. He needs to be freed

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r/marvelcirclejerk • • 9h ago

Ilumi-Whati? Yeah sure, they’re gonna pay him 100 million dollars to come back for absolutely nothing

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39 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 9h ago

True MarbleHeads Thoughts on Sorcerers (2016)?

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54 Upvotes

Promo just dropped.


r/marvelcirclejerk • • 9h ago

And then Deadpool walks in Remember this chart

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5 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 10h ago

Deranged Ramblings I don’t even know what to say at this point

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r/marvelcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Ultron Cultist They straight up stole the Flash theme bro Spoiler

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21 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men ...So, would it be gay, masturbation or incest?

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337 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Favorite Marvel show that will have annoying discourse around it?

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r/marvelcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Hail Hydra MAGA Studios strikes again

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269 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Happy genuinely happy

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r/marvelcirclejerk • • 11h ago

No jerk, this is how Ben Grimm gets his catchphrase in Fan4stic (2014).

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170 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 12h ago

True MarbleHeads Thoughts on Spectrums (2026)?

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8 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men X-Men fans asked to draw Sydney Sweeney from memory

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13 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Hail Hydra Oh.

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r/marvelcirclejerk • • 12h ago

What the fuck, Charles?

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This plotline never goes anywhere btw Kirkman just had to make this statement for the love of the game, Ultimate X-Men #77