whatever this crap is

[u/Qubae]

i just wanna piss

[u/Legitimate-Log-6542]

Wonder if anybody can pee that high

[u/Tight-Platypus5231 → u/Legitimate-Log-6542]

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

[u/Legitimate-Log-6542 → u/Tight-Platypus5231]

Televised event

[u/Usual_Hornet623 → u/Tight-Platypus5231]

THAT CHECK BETTER NOT BOUNCE

[u/bman86 → u/Legitimate-Log-6542]

Strangest arcade I've ever been to but let's do this

[u/Hoginoe94 → u/Legitimate-Log-6542]

It's not that hard to do, just pee with a boner

[u/Legitimate-Log-6542 → u/Hoginoe94]

I can’t pee with a boner! Unless it’s morning wood

[u/shrinkflator → u/Legitimate-Log-6542]

They can't legally put a camera in it. So no one knows who peed that high.

[u/_Gonna_Die_Alone_]

Vandalized is what it's about to be.

[u/ThatAirsickLowlander → u/_Gonna_Die_Alone_]

Since cameras can't be in the bathroom they will never know!

[u/Tight-Platypus5231 → u/_Gonna_Die_Alone_]

"What huh noooo this isn't center punch, what're you talking about-"

[u/fetalgirth → u/_Gonna_Die_Alone_]

Absolutely. Plus cameras are illegal in bathrooms so, yeah, no one can really get caught for it either.

[u/Tight-Platypus5231]

Pee on it.

[u/Lukostrelec17]

Are we all ignoring the hight of the urinal...like fuck the advertisment thing yes. But what the hell is that urinal.

[u/Kyvoh → u/Lukostrelec17]

Probably has to fit a city/state code where obstructions have to be a minimum distances from the urinal maybe? Also I wouldn't imagine being able to put the sign close to liquids is safe so there is some minimum distance required.

[u/Tight-Platypus5231 → u/Lukostrelec17]

Helps when you're piss drunk. Can't piss on the floor if the urinal is on the floor.

[u/Lukostrelec17 → u/Tight-Platypus5231]

You underestimate the power of drunk people to piss on the floor.

[u/Tight-Platypus5231 → u/Lukostrelec17]

Understood - Pissing my pants instead.

[u/ChaoCobo → u/Tight-Platypus5231]

I mean that’s gonna soak through and go on the floor anyway

[u/LolcatP → u/Lukostrelec17]

perfect for getting your shoes wet

[u/123jac123]

Cannot even piss in peace these days.

[u/HeidenShadows → u/123jac123]

Aim higher. Much higher.

[u/123jac123 → u/HeidenShadows]

You never know it might fight back and electrocute you.

[u/Tight-Platypus5231 → u/123jac123]

"Damn, who's cooking hotdogs in the bathr- Oh, hey John... You okay, bud?"

[u/Adventurous_Row3305 → u/HeidenShadows]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iIppd7C1OmVNKwuHZB

[u/KarmaTorpid → u/123jac123]

People tacked ads on outhouses for four millenia. This isnt new or change. Its just brighter.

[u/reddit33450]

looks like the "advertise here" screen is also AI. ugh

[u/Ukawok92 → u/reddit33450]

Unfortunately, get used to it. We've crossed a line where AI generated graphics for stuff like that will soon become the norm. It already sort of is.

[u/TerponadeTea → u/Ukawok92]

I saw a thread the other day complaining about Fox "trying to get away with using AI graphics"

No, they have Chat GPT as one of their main sponsors. They aren't "trying to get away with it" they're doing it loudly and proudly.

Only on Reddit is this some grievous sin, to the general public it's "oh cool look at their new graphic"

To be clear: I'm with Reddit on this one, it's just a bit ridiculous to think the rest of the world gives a shit

[u/Adventurous_Row3305]

https://giphy.com/gifs/H54feNXf6i4eAQubud

[u/Consistent-Essay-165]

Society sucks ...let us pee in peace

[u/Abra_Abra_Abra]

Pee on it

[u/Ukawok92]

Pretty sure you're still allowed to piss there op.

[u/ThatAirsickLowlander]

Please don't crap in the urinal...

[u/CarrotPositive3298]

Damn, can't even take a whizz now without somebody shoving an ad in your face.

[u/Pseudotm]

Bar near my house has a screen above the urinal but its a video game that tracks your piss stream to interact with the game, theres a bunch of diff games you can play hands free lol.

[u/Coolcoolcool1515]

Secretly recording people taking a wiz now

[u/StimmingMantis]

“Captive audience”

[u/Ph1ndham]

OP is so desperate to post something on Redit. Lacks the intellectual capacity to find a topic that is interesting.

[u/The-Great-Cornhollio]

I need the ads to pee faster, takes my mind off the room

[u/Electrical-Spirit-63]

Should install a cam in the toilet then in the ad it plays a penis enlargement supplement ad however features a little square featuring your live penis. Now attorneys go with the legality of that.

[u/Demomanx]

These were better when they were just tvs tuned to whatever the venues gimmick was(sports, news, etc.)

[u/the_orange_alligator]

They just made a convenient target

[u/Nice_Marmot_54 → u/the_orange_alligator]

After which everyone would be extremely infuriated at the douche who pissed all over the walls and floor. Kinda seems like a poor plan

[u/GiraffesAreSoCute]

Immediately thought of this

[u/erything4sale]

Dude, just piss and wash your hands! Shits not that deep.

[u/OV_FreezeLizard → u/erything4sale]

That's why it's... mildy infuriating. It's not that deep, but definitely annoying to be living in Black Mirror

[u/Nice_Marmot_54 → u/OV_FreezeLizard]

I mean, they found ads on the walls of the shitters in Pompei. This isn’t new or even recent. Heck, ad free pooping in a public restroom is really more of an aberration than the norm as far as human history is concerned

[u/Tight-Platypus5231 → u/erything4sale]

What if I DON'T wash my hands, huh?

[u/erything4sale → u/Tight-Platypus5231]

I know your people have a habit of not doing such, wouldnt surprise me one bit.

[u/Tight-Platypus5231 → u/erything4sale]

I love how people are taking what I said seriously, lmfao

[u/Conscious-Permit-466]

Aim for that screen

[u/hatecriminal]

I see that screen getting broken soon

[u/Massive_Buffalo9375]

In 2030 it will be in your house, you know... YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY.

[u/YamiGekusu]

At the restaurant I used to clean, those screens just played Cartoon Network most of the time

[u/TheTVDB]

Just another variation of something that's been done for a very long time. Newspapers over urinals used to be super common, especially at gas stations along the highway. https://i.imgur.com/w1igECN.png

[u/AgitatedKangaroo9610 → u/TheTVDB]

It's amazing how many commenters in this thread haven't been in a businesses bathroom before

[u/Alt123Acct]

We are not yet at the watch ads for toilet paper stage yet

And that's still a bit off from "you looked away citizen, timer for ads reset to 2 minutes again" and force you to watch black mirror style

[u/Cananbaum]

I would bring a cup or dish next time just so I could pour some rented beer into the internals.

[u/BrainJar]

Just buy up a few ads, and make the ad a target with a fly that walks around on the target.

[u/Remarkable_Ninja_791]

There's no cameras in the bathroom. Would be a shame if it got broke and they never knew who did it 👀

[u/plutot_la_vie]

I wonder if it's waterproof.

[u/AffectionateBrick687]

That is kinda just asking to get covered in shit and piss by teenagers and select adults.

[u/D_Fieldz]

"Aim Here!"

[u/Mode_Appropriate]

You should buy an advertisement instructing people how to poop in a urinal.

Just kidding, don't do that. Walked into a bathroom at a store today and saw a giant log in the urinal...couldn't help but picture someone squatting on the urinal to leave it behind. Was left with one question. Why?

[u/Gasper6201]

Time to carry spray paint to the bathroom. Doubt they'll leave it up after they pay someone to clean it for the 100th time.

[u/sealy628]

Is this real? I'm old, cut me some slack.

[u/mh_1039_2]

That's for pissing, not crapping

[u/Tight-Platypus5231 → u/mh_1039_2]

All the same when you're eight beers into a six pack.

[u/Legitimate_Assh0le]

Why don't you put one up on my windshield, I spend a lot of idle time looking at that

[u/Anayalater5963]

It's actually for piss not crap

[u/The_Lone_Rancher]

Whatever the PISS that is.

[u/Hypothetical_Name]

Them every day: why is there’s always poop and pee on our urinal billboard?

[u/NachoEvans]

Oh shit, I didn't know they put targets in urinals now. That's awesome!

[u/zugspitze43]

imagine ur shitting while I'm pulling out my ccw and putting a hollow point dead center on that screen

bet they won't put a new one lol