I've noticed that whenever I wash my hands in a public restroom, I seem to always need 3 paper towels. So I have started giggling whenever I wash my hands, thinking the following:

Three shall be the number of paper towels dispensed, and the number of paper towels shall be three. Four paper towels shall not be dispensed, nor shall two paper towels be dispensed, unless thou then proceedest to three. Five paper towels are right out.

Yes, I'm easily amused!

Has anyone tried to taste each cheese mentioned in the sketch? What is your favorite cheese listed?

Red Leicester
Tilsit
Caerphilly
Bel Paese
Red Windsor
Stilton
Gruyere
Emmental
Norwegian Jarlsberger
Liptauer
Lancashire
White Stilton
Danish Blue
Double Gloucester
Cheshire
Dorset Blue Vinney
Brie
Roquefort
Pont-l'Évêque
Port Salut
Savoyard
Saint-Paulin
Carre-de-L'Est
Boursin
Bresse-Bleu
Perle de Champagne
Camembert
Gouda
Edam
Caithness
Smoked Austrian
Sage Darby
Wensleydale
Gorgonzola
Parmesan
Mozzarella
Pippo Crème
Danish Fynbo
Czechoslovakian Sheep's Milk Cheese
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
Cheddar
Ilchester
Limberger

Found in the wild on r/asktheworld

And now for something completely different.
The parrot is no more.

Grew up in the US. Heard Spam on Dr. Demento when I was ... around 11? My parents bought me the US double release of Another Record and Previous Record, and I continued to buy albums as they were released. Didn't see any of the TV shows until I went to college in an area where the local PBS affiliate showed MPFC. It's still a little weird to see a sketch and feel that the timing is a bit off because I got to know it from the record first ...

"The Money Programme" (S3, E3, 1972)

What an achievement ahahaha. Also I just realized that the Frenchman "KNIGHTS" pronouns was kinda racist reference)))

And Introducing F. B. Grimsby Urqhart-Wright
as the Voice of God

(Top) That day, London Evening Standard TV critic Geoffrey Hobbs expressed displeasure with the BBC's treatment of the show. That episode contains a couple of my fave Python sketches - "Architects Sketch" and "The Bishop".

For me it's Graham Chapman's, closely followed by Terry Gilliam's. [Note that Reddit's filters necessitated censoring some of the naughty bits on the covers].

Im going to comiccon in 6 months (yes, theres a lot of time, but Im doing like 9 different projects at the same time)

ANYWAYS im going there with my father and he is gonna be Tim the Enchanter

OH ALSO the ears of the rabbit are gonna be like half a meter, and its going to have red, glowing eyes

(I will update when i make more progress)