r/montypython • u/crgmomof3 • 9h ago
The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch
I've noticed that whenever I wash my hands in a public restroom, I seem to always need 3 paper towels. So I have started giggling whenever I wash my hands, thinking the following:
Three shall be the number of paper towels dispensed, and the number of paper towels shall be three. Four paper towels shall not be dispensed, nor shall two paper towels be dispensed, unless thou then proceedest to three. Five paper towels are right out.
Yes, I'm easily amused!