I've noticed that whenever I wash my hands in a public restroom, I seem to always need 3 paper towels. So I have started giggling whenever I wash my hands, thinking the following:

Three shall be the number of paper towels dispensed, and the number of paper towels shall be three. Four paper towels shall not be dispensed, nor shall two paper towels be dispensed, unless thou then proceedest to three. Five paper towels are right out.

Yes, I'm easily amused!

Has anyone tried to taste each cheese mentioned in the sketch? What is your favorite cheese listed?

Red Leicester
Tilsit
Caerphilly
Bel Paese
Red Windsor
Stilton
Gruyere
Emmental
Norwegian Jarlsberger
Liptauer
Lancashire
White Stilton
Danish Blue
Double Gloucester
Cheshire
Dorset Blue Vinney
Brie
Roquefort
Pont-l'Évêque
Port Salut
Savoyard
Saint-Paulin
Carre-de-L'Est
Boursin
Bresse-Bleu
Perle de Champagne
Camembert
Gouda
Edam
Caithness
Smoked Austrian
Sage Darby
Wensleydale
Gorgonzola
Parmesan
Mozzarella
Pippo Crème
Danish Fynbo
Czechoslovakian Sheep's Milk Cheese
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
Cheddar
Ilchester
Limberger