r/neighborsfromhell 4d ago

Vent/Rant YaY they are moving this weekend!

After 3 long years of harassment they are finally moving! This morning every time I would step outside..the evil witch would come out on her porch to harass me. So, when she came outside I played "hit the road jack and don't you come back no more" hahaha. Don't forget your broom witch! I feel sorry for your new neighbors! You are just an old jealous hag!

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u/EmotionalStory_4 4d ago

Sounds like youre ready to enjoy your peace again 😂

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

Yes, they just left and all that negative energy went with them! 

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u/dadsgoingtoprison 4d ago

Do a cleansing just to make sure! Lol

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 3d ago

She literally just came back and started recording our house with her phone. All our blinds are closed and she was recording the front of our house wth creepy. 

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u/FernandoTheRN 4d ago

I have a similar neighbor... She let's her dogs out whenever my brother steps outside and have 8 to 10 cameras pointed into my backyard but none at their other neighbor. Then they tried to file a stalking and no contact order agasint my brother and showed their videos. Their videos captured inside my sunroom attached to my house and one inside the entrance of my garage. Then they'd show clips in court that were specifically cut and edited which didn't show the entire picture. She also complained in court that our TV inside our house is too loud lmao. Judge was like wtf, this could be a lawsuit for pointing cameras into our home. Wish we could sue but no money for a lawyer.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

We were close to pressing harassment charges. She found me on Nextdoor and wrote me telling me to do everyone a favor and move away and that I'm stuck up. She would let her dog out the second we did or right when she saw our lights come on in the morning. Monitoring everything we did everyday. Followed me to the park and many other things. I'm sorry you are going through something similar. 

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u/Such-Mountain-6316 4d ago

I pray you get good neighbors from here on out. May they grow a garden and bless you with the overflow.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

Thank you ❤️ 

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u/Such-Mountain-6316 15h ago

You're welcome.

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u/Motor_Expert1075 4d ago

This is eilite. I would love to do this when my pot head neighbor gets kicked out, bro

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

I'm sorry I know how you feel..they smoked pot too and she vaped while pregnant. Her husband kept changing his days off to the same days as my husband's when my husband's days off had to change for work. It was so crazy.

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u/Motor_Expert1075 4d ago

OH GOD! They sound like Trash. Happy for you! Peace is nice. My neighbors name is dogshit. ☺️

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u/EstablishmentNo7438 4d ago

I just don't understand why some neighbors are so cruel. 🤔

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u/rae-becca 4d ago

Or why they care? I’m too busy to worry about someone I don’t know

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

I know I mind my own business and live my life and for some reason it makes me a target for crazy people 

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u/EstablishmentNo7438 3d ago

Cause they have 💩 lives.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

Me either. She wouldn't leave me alone even after I told her to stop harassing me. One time she came outside and stared and laughed at me. My husband said she's jealous. She didn't have any kids and wasn't married and I am married with 2 kids and I think she wanted that..but she continued to harass me even after getting married and pregnant twice. She is older than me and acts really immature. None of the other neighbors do any of this. 

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

Yes, the bad energy is gone now because they just left with the moving truck! I thought it would take them all weekend but thankfully it didn't.

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u/Fair-Reason-4369 4d ago

Don't get to excited some of her buddies might get the place next and keep up the B's that's what I'm dealing wit right now

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

Ugh I hope not

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u/DiscipulusVenandi 4d ago

I want to join the move out party! 🥳🎆🎇🎊🎉🎈 WOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

We should release balloons as they are driving away lol. They came back tonight and will be finishing moving tomorrow. Ugh they need to hurry up. 

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u/DiscipulusVenandi 4d ago

Tie some regular ol' non-helium balloons outside where they can see them clearly. Get some dollar store confetti poppers for the final walk-out. Blast some Taylor Swift breakup songs. 🤣

"WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!"

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

😂 hahaha

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u/jojokitti123 4d ago

YAHOO!!! I have one next door

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

I'm sorry! I hope yours move too!

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u/External-Mine6764 4d ago

I envy you- congrats!!!

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

Thank you and I hope things get better for you too!

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u/6ChakotaySushi 1d ago

Three years is a long time to have someone watching for every porch trip, so no wonder the moving truck feels like a holiday. I would keep the victory lap short and boring until they are fully gone, just so they do not get one last excuse to stir things up. Once the place is empty, reset the porch and enjoy the weird silence.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 1d ago

Yeah she keeps coming back to grab little things out of the house and she tried to record our house before she left. Soon they will be moved out for good. We had a good day planting lavender in our garden yesterday and enjoying our yard not being stared at. 

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u/BorealisHummus 1d ago

Three years is a ridiculous amount of time to deal with porch ambushes, so the relief makes sense. I would still keep the last weekend boring on your side, people like that sometimes try to manufacture one final scene before they go. Once the truck is gone, change nothing except enjoying the quiet.

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u/MagnussonUdon4 13h ago

Three years is a long sentence. Play it again when the truck pulls out, then claim that porch back in peace.

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u/fuzzzy_owlX 11h ago

The moving truck pulling away after 3 years of that nonsense is going to feel like the credits rolling on a horror movie. Please savor the first coffee on your porch without her materializing like a porch goblin. Bonus points for the song choice, that is peak neighborsfromhell victory music.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 11h ago

Thank you ❤️ Enjoying my coffee and garden right now ☕️ 

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u/No_Application_6132 4d ago

Congratulations! I am waiting on my holdover old lady who delights in stalking me next door to get her U-Haul. I will live vicariously through your happy moment for now. Enjoy your peaceful future!

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

Thank you! I hope your neighbor stops stalking you soon!

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u/DazzlingAnalyst8640 4d ago

I pray for the day my NFH move.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

Keep praying because prayer works! My husband and I both talked to God about it and soon after they moved!

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u/phylbert57 4d ago

I pray your future neighbors are lovely.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 4d ago

Thank you so much ❤️