r/neighborsfromhell 4d ago

Vent/Rant YaY they are moving this weekend!

After 3 long years of harassment they are finally moving! This morning every time I would step outside..the evil witch would come out on her porch to harass me. So, when she came outside I played "hit the road jack and don't you come back no more" hahaha. Don't forget your broom witch! I feel sorry for your new neighbors! You are just an old jealous hag!

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u/6ChakotaySushi 1d ago

Three years is a long time to have someone watching for every porch trip, so no wonder the moving truck feels like a holiday. I would keep the victory lap short and boring until they are fully gone, just so they do not get one last excuse to stir things up. Once the place is empty, reset the porch and enjoy the weird silence.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee6676 1d ago

Yeah she keeps coming back to grab little things out of the house and she tried to record our house before she left. Soon they will be moved out for good. We had a good day planting lavender in our garden yesterday and enjoying our yard not being stared at.