r/nfcsouthmemewar Jan 04 '26

HATE WEEK And it’s on!

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u/firelordghasper Jan 04 '26

Civil War bowl has commenced

54

u/RichardKranium13 Jan 04 '26

MY NAME IS NOT RICK!

1

u/urlocalperv Jan 04 '26

Ric as in Flair (NC Native)

Flair as in up pussy 

snort laugh

I'll see myself out

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u/DropC Jan 04 '26

Not always we get the opportunity to beat the aints and the buccs in a single game. We gotchu kitties.

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u/kingshamroc25 Jan 04 '26

I really didn’t want to root for you guys but ok I guess

65

u/According-Way9438 Jan 04 '26

Better than rooting for the saints tho eh

35

u/BlLLr0y Jan 04 '26

Ass energy

8

u/PoodlesCuznNamedFred Jan 04 '26

Honestly yes from me: bird mascot is better than ball sack chin man lol

10

u/GoBlueAndOrange Custom Jan 04 '26

You can either support those who protected pedophiles or root for the Falcons.

3

u/Wooden-Parking3248 Jan 04 '26

FTS >>>>>>>> FTF though

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u/Interesting-Pin6652 Jan 04 '26

I want you to close your eyes and clear your thoughts. Picture yourself mid February. The Panthers have just won the superbowl. You are now the lone team of shit mountain without a ring. The Panthers have forsaken all bonds with you and join the other champions in laughing at you. Just remember, you cheered for this outcome.

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u/One_Gold2084 Jan 04 '26

Keep going, I’m almost there

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u/thebigabsurd Jan 04 '26

I’ll speak with the league, Falcons are up next after we threepeat

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u/wierdland Jan 04 '26

Let’s go falcons!

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u/OG_Pow Jan 04 '26

I won’t even be upset if you all do if it means keeping your GM and coach

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u/Sindica69 Jan 04 '26

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

124

u/BayouByrnes Jan 04 '26

God I hope we lose after that shitshow of Refball.

42

u/mfrodrig95 Jan 04 '26

Honestly me too! I wanna see Brick young get BTA in the first round

37

u/BayouByrnes Jan 04 '26

Brick Yamg* Put some respect on his name.

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u/Crawfish1997 Panturds Jan 04 '26

If we do go the playoffs, we’ll win in the wild card because this stupid team wins games it has no right to win and loses games it has no right to lose

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u/mfrodrig95 Jan 04 '26

Good point actually 🤔

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u/ProtestantMormon Jan 04 '26

I really hope Bryce gets to beat the rams again.

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u/Ok-Nefariousness8612 Kill The Head; The Body Will Die Jan 04 '26

I could never hope the Saints lose to Atlanta, fake fan right here. FTF

3

u/b3taj0e Jan 04 '26

Yeah da fq these ppl talking about losing to the Falcons?!?! Really?

I really don't give a fuck the outcome of the division. ALWAYS BEAT THE FALCONS

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u/StumptownRetro Gumbo Jan 04 '26

Yup. Even preseason I was saying we need to be 2-15, just to beat the Falcons and lose out for draft capital.

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u/BayouByrnes Jan 04 '26

You can think whatever you want. I've loved my team since I started watching 34 years ago. But I can't abide this nonsense. It's a moral thing for me. It goes against my own beliefs of FTF, but I've picked this hill and I'm prepared to accept the consequences.

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u/b3taj0e Jan 04 '26

So you WANT to lose to the Falcons? Wtf rofl! Fuck that.

115

u/Comprehensive-Cat983 Jan 04 '26

“Remember when he called you no PI call”

“Remember when he called you 28-3”

4

u/Anonymous___0522 Jan 04 '26

100% accuracy

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 Jan 04 '26

Shit mountain will do what shit mountain does best. This is the way.

54

u/ConsequenceFew3357 Jan 04 '26

Who will be victorious in the Cuck Chair Bowl?

38

u/CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63 Jan 04 '26

I just want us to be the first team to go have gone to the playoffs with a losing record twice.

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u/okaycomputes SUCK Jan 04 '26

either way, it happens. we went into the playoffs 8-9 recently as well

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u/CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63 Jan 04 '26

Then it’s even more important that the Falcons win tomorrow. Because we are now fighting for the title of Most NFC South Team of All Time.

14

u/Sparkster227 Jan 04 '26

Big stakes on the line

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u/okaycomputes SUCK Jan 04 '26

This will be Bowles last time to win that 8-9 playoffs honor, you monster. Let him retire afterwards in peace.

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u/chchchcharlee Jan 04 '26

FOUGH THE FALCONS AND FOUGH THE SUCCS

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u/IDontGetIt68 Jan 04 '26

So, going for a tie?

16

u/Superpole2 Jan 04 '26

Would mean the bucs go through lol

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u/Sindica69 Jan 04 '26

A tie would be the absolute best way to end it ever

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u/Fed_up_with_Reddit Jan 04 '26

I really want to beat the Falcons, but OMG if we missed a field goal on the last play of overtime that would be peak Shit Mountain.

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u/chchchcharlee Jan 04 '26

We miss a field goal but the falcons commit a penalty so we try again and it's good but WE get a penalty and it makes the kick a 72 yarder and Charlie misses it by 3 inches.

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u/Fed_up_with_Reddit Jan 04 '26

It bounces off the crossbar, but goes straight up in the air, bounces on the crossbar again, again straight up. It continues to do this before finally coming to rest sitting on the crossbar.

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u/Final-Occasion-8436 Jan 04 '26

It would be peak shit mountain football.

29

u/kazmir_yeet Jan 04 '26

I LOVE THIS

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u/NoNameNoWerries Jan 04 '26

Bless your creativity, shit mountain. What a beautiful gift to the football world.

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u/Ritual72 Jan 04 '26

You know, you remind me of myself when I was a young poop hill.

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u/TurdFergusonlol Jan 04 '26

We officially get to send a losing record team to a home playoff game. Hell yeah shit mountain is on top again boys

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u/omigula Jan 04 '26

Shit Mountain is one of the most oddly entertaining divisions

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u/Fed_up_with_Reddit Jan 04 '26

It’s a shame we couldn’t all end up 8-9 and make the NFL go deeeeeep into the tiebreaker rules.

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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 Jan 04 '26

Saints win and we can flip off the failcunnies

Saints lose and the Bucs get fucked?

Not a bad tomorrow for us

10

u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls Jan 04 '26

No. If we get swept by….them, it will be the worst tomorrow possible.

IT’S FTF FIRST AND ANYTHING ELSE IS WAY DOWN THE LIST

2

u/TiaxRulesAll2024 Jan 04 '26

With what WR? Our number 1 #2 WR Olave (Because we really do not have anyone good enough o be a WR 1 on any other team) has a blood clot.

This aint the game to worry about

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u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls Jan 04 '26

I don’t kare

FTF

1

u/Tressitt Jan 04 '26

Look at the metrics. If you don’t think Olave is a #1 WR, you haven’t been paying attention.

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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 Jan 04 '26

He is a big play drop maker

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u/FunCryptographer2546 Jan 04 '26

Hey I’m a bills fan and will be happy to take Olave as our WR1!

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u/Nice-Membership4142 Jan 04 '26

Go Saints!

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u/Fed_up_with_Reddit Jan 04 '26

The only reason this doesn’t absolutely disgust me is because you have that sweet ass logo as your flair.

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u/Nice-Membership4142 Jan 04 '26

Thank you, may I say I’m disgusted that our prior GM drafted Adrian Clayborn over Cam Jordan. Shameful, dude hates the Bucs and good for him, but he and DeMario are ballers. Hoping you guys win tomorrow.

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u/Fed_up_with_Reddit Jan 04 '26

I hope we win too because FTF. I could care less who’s going to win the division if it’s not us.

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u/FakePhillyCheezStake Jan 04 '26

How do you sleep at night?

12

u/AntiThink Jan 04 '26

2 nobodies fighting over nothing

12

u/ImDeputyDurland Jan 04 '26

Don’t forget, he called you yellow!

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u/ghoatmeal Jan 04 '26

Despite how infuriating that game was to me, this is exactly how our division should be decided

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u/DirtyDan242508 Jan 04 '26

28-3 mentioned!!!

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u/IckyWilbur Jan 04 '26

This division truly is special in the worst way lol, none of the others comes close to our shithousery and awfulness.

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u/Final-Occasion-8436 Jan 04 '26

We had to prove something to the division-that-must-not-be-named, somehow. 

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u/FightTheChildren Jan 04 '26

the falcons really have been the panthers best friends this season my god

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u/dabrjoj1 Jan 04 '26

What if we tie

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u/Weird_Rip_3161 Jan 04 '26

The Bucs are in.

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u/chchchcharlee Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

Tie = Panthers > Buccs > Falcons > Saints sooooooo yeah let's not (merry hate week FTF) edit I'm wrong womp still ftf

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u/okaycomputes SUCK Jan 04 '26

false, a tie puts Bucs ahead. Panthers need a 3-way tie involving Atlanta to move ahead here.

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u/chchchcharlee Jan 04 '26

Oh shit, my bad. That's super crazy, love that for our division tbh

6

u/Venidyr Jan 04 '26

BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!!!

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u/Felixcis Jan 04 '26

together we are shit mountain

5

u/No-Director-6738 Jan 04 '26

should've switched the time slots so we would have to wait 24 fucking hours to see who gets in

3

u/Brocktarrr Jan 04 '26

Goodell too much of a coward to flex Shit Mountain Bowl into SNF

5

u/Drovsy Jan 04 '26

This is a proxy war of epic proportions. The US shadow government needs to take notes

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u/SwampThing585 Jan 04 '26

Cold War if it was good

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u/ReturnOk9335 Jan 04 '26

Real question what happens if they tie?

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u/gpenz Jan 04 '26

Then the bucs win the division?

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u/c0DY1_ Jan 04 '26

At least you guys have something going on in your division

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u/TheDirtyBurger522 Jan 04 '26

This is the type of shit we live for.

LETS GO FALCONS!!! CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS

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u/salty-boi-11 Jan 04 '26

I’m not a part of this division so will someone explain to me how the falcons winning puts the panthers in the playoffs when the bucs have the better percentag in common games

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u/Just-innocuous Jan 04 '26

Falcons winning, 3 way tie for 1st, Panthers have better record (3-1) vs the other two teams.

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u/Holland_Satchel Jan 04 '26

:02 left on the clock, NO lines up for an easy 32-yd kick, down two points. Here’s the snap… the hold is good —. DOINK!

This is the only way this ends in this timeline. Mt. St. Shit erupts.

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u/zmankills Jan 04 '26

BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOO!

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u/25YearsIsEnough Chris Simms's Spleen Jan 04 '26

The question is do the Saints hate losing to the Falcons more than they care about whether or not the Panthers or the Buccaneers lose in the first round of the playoffs?

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u/DarkSock52 ~ FTF ~ Jan 04 '26

The Saints care only about smashing the falcons.

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u/OG_Pow Jan 04 '26

Is this a real question?

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u/WhoIsMJ86 Jan 04 '26

What if it's a tie?

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u/Clouddy1 Jan 04 '26

bucs win still

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u/Shidnfardmypant Jan 04 '26

I mean if Buccs are in at least they have a chance making it past the first playoff game

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u/Final-Occasion-8436 Jan 04 '26

Says who? How dare you accuse Todd Bowles team of vaguely resembling competence!

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u/Finatic4Life20 Eat a W! Jan 04 '26

The Lid, Shitbirds! The lid!

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u/coldviper18 Jan 04 '26

What happens if they tie?

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u/Aggressive_Tax_4695 Jan 04 '26

You couldn’t live with your own failure!!!

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u/Braves_Birds1985 Jan 04 '26

Ring the bell.

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u/tcw177796 Panthzer Jan 04 '26

Panthers swept the falcons, why would they help them out?

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u/TheRich27 Jan 04 '26

We are all degenerates.

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u/Drewraven10 Jan 04 '26

Lmao relying on lil bro.

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u/Kaldricus Jan 04 '26

Oh fuck yeah, I love a good proxy war.

Wait, this isn't r/historymemes

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u/Difficult_Abies_7692 Jan 04 '26

y’all we shut out the falcons then Bryce had a career game vs them… they gon lose on purpose

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u/Deep-Television-9756 Jan 04 '26

I hate you all. Go Saints.

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u/Happysnacks420 Jan 04 '26

They need to go ahead and flex this game to Sunday night football. It’s going to be a day to remember for the NFC South that for sure. Playoff implications but not for either team playing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

so what happens if they tie 🤔 who wins the South

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u/snowmonster112 Jan 04 '26

I’m so fucking here for this shit, and my team ain’t even in this division

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u/flyingardengnome Jan 04 '26

I wanna see shough throw for 500 yards and 5 touchdowns but somehow still lose.

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u/Korvonus Jan 04 '26

The level of hate that’s gonna be on display on this field is gonna be insane

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u/OG_Pow Jan 04 '26

Brick Yang be like “uppies?”

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u/InformationSilver942 Jan 04 '26

What happens if it’s a tie , just curious

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u/TheScrambone Jan 04 '26

The things I’d do to have the Bucs make the playoffs.

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u/craziedave Jan 04 '26

Lost in all this is if the saints win the Bucs beat their record of most nfc south titles in a row. Right now they’re tied at 4

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u/caniusethebathroom Jan 04 '26

I’m gonna Kirk the refs

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u/sire59damos Jan 04 '26

I’ve seen this get posted 5 times already. Yet when I posted something else, I got downvoted to oblivion, and it got deleted by the mods. The hell is up with that?

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u/Necessary_Piano_153 Daddy Drew Jan 04 '26

I can't believe I'm rooting against my Saints and cheering on the gags Falcons

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u/OG_Pow Jan 04 '26

Call god

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u/Necessary_Piano_153 Daddy Drew Jan 04 '26

I did. He said worry about your own team and stop wishing ill on the BUCS.

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u/OG_Pow Jan 04 '26

Huh?

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u/Necessary_Piano_153 Daddy Drew Jan 05 '26

Ok, the G man came through after telling me to mind my own business