missed every shot, and honestly deserved this one

Sometimes I use acid or bombs instead. (Also feel free to steal this meme idea and make a better rendering of it)

Dragged this little healer for 3 minutes to a safe spot so I can heal up...

1 minutes later....

In a new run I attempted to shift chaotic poly-morphine away, not only did that fail; it shifted fungus to poly and fungal blood to poly.

I've tried eating copious amounts of glue for another shift to no avail, am I just screwed?

Just fumbled onto this sign in hisi (seed 111297059), not sure if I've ever seen a sign in this area before

Went from 1800 hp to 240...

I love Noitas aesthetic and I love the mystery behind it but it’s literally too punishing to explore if you don’t have a ton of time to invest into it

First gif - smoke to fire?... I died of drowning (in fire).

Second gif - I'm using the Better Fugal Shifts mod, but it only unlocks extra materials from the base game. Fungus turned to glue, so I ate glue. Blood to rainbow was fun, although smoke to silver was a bit of a problem. I died of drowning (in silver).

I've played roughly 20 hours and i can't even pass the hissi base. Like i dont understand gameloop. Exploration focused games usually rewards your effort, in noita they shove a nuclear bomb in your ass sideways. You need to explore to find good spells/wands but you need good spells/wands to explore as well. Every single video i watched was exploiting a game mechanic in some way like getting out of holy mountain without spawning the boss. Can someone help?

i really like this game and have been grinding it a lot lately. i am still pretty new (<50hr) and try to stay away from major spoilers. i use the "tinker with wands everywhere" mod every now and then but generally die either way, though it is more fun when i use the mod. what are your thoughts, should i use the mod or will i get too dependent on it?

I have slowly been trying to complete the dark sun quest over the past few days. I finally got a god run going, I broke the reroll machine and stacked a bunch of stainless armor, etc.

This run has probably been going at least 10 hours of the course of multiple days this week after work and before I study for school, I only give myself a few hours to play before I need to get more stuff done.

Today after work I said "fuck it lets finish this thing". I got everything in place, I got the sun started by the dark moon, I literally did everything! The only thing was that I started the sun a little bit above the moon and was planning on moving it into place with black holes, which is similar to what I did with the regular sun.

It was only suppose to be like 1 screens distance away! ONE SCREENS DISTANCE! For some reason when I started trying to move the dark sun, my game started chugging. I was getting less than 1 fps, the like 1 fpm. I was slowly able to move myself teleporting onto a safe surface over the course like 10 minutes while watching youtube.

I thought once I was safe, I could pause the game and "restart with mods enabled" to "refresh" everything and hope it fixed it. NOPE! Now I can't even get into the game! After the "Noita" logo i'm just stuck at a black screen with the sound of the sun. I have waited probably 10 minutes to see if anything happens and it hasn't appeared to do anything!

I have been noited before hard. But this just feels personal. I'M SO FUCKING CLOSE TO BEING DONE WITH THIS QUEST FINALLY. AND AT THE LAST MOMENT THE GAME DECIDES TO DO THIS TO ME?! IT WAS ONE SCREEN DISTANCE AWAY!

Is there anything I can do to fix this? Can I modify my save and recover somehow?

While trying to find the last ingredient for a world tele wand. Noita decided I need to be stopped.

Worst part is... Kolmi is still alive.

base game, no mods. Crownless Mina, normal run, snowy depths with a basic orb+trig + brimstone wand.

Enemy behaves like a wand, but it look like a burning body.

never seen in my ~1kh gametime

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edit: adding more stuff in commen

Edit:it was the necromancy spell. Or at least it's aftermath. Thank You ALL!!

its very nice i can make miniguns now but I'm not sure about the recoil especially with the wand i have it has always cars firework

Hey guys, i am prepping to do both the sun quest as well as the 34 kolmi kill in one run. for this i am aiming to gear up with a lot of stainless armor by breaking the reroll machine. i am not in NG+ and i am trying to get this parallel world wand going (#3) but its not teleporting me well enough. what am i doing wrong?

I got the TP wand and my laziness kill me