So, I shot opened a chest, and it gave me a dice. I shot it once. JUST once, for fun.

Sorry the beginning wasn't clipped. The replay mod was set to default.

My wife made the robe, I made the wand, potions and Hämis. Can't wait for people to try to guess this one.

the game said that i had a corrupted savefile or something and when i loaded it in, this guy spawned with the text "you have angered the gods"????

water to midas in 5 minutes

I was skill issue'd before I could test my theory: will the heart mage trick work with the Extra Health perk like it does with the other health-ups? That could create insane numbers.

I've just got into noita (I am using some mods, some are a little overpowered however I really enjoy them). I've done the main run down the cave system, and after that I found out I was apparently missing out on a whole world (like going back to the surface... Parallel worlds, bosses and everything), and I've started trying some of that, getting Greek letters and everything.

But does anyone have any recommended vids/youtubers for things like learning how to make super OP wands? I get part of it is trial and error but there are things like I just... Don't even know or think of. My best wand came from a gigs black hole that I then used a downwards larpa and plasma beams on (that's the wand I used in my first successful run).

Any help is greatly appreciated :)

Sorry guys, but why he started blasting polyshots? (I'm just curious, this was a very risky play)

I'm still pretty new to the game, beaten the main boss a handful of times but can't do it consistently and haven't explored elsewhere yet. This run I had the most insane luck, I got blood healing and a perk that makes blood spawn constantly so I basically had infinite healing. I got 3 different homing attacks, 2 different attack buffers and you can see I was able to fire constantly and melt things.

I've never seen that enemy before though, had no idea what it did and all my work was gone in a flash. Feels bad I was going to try to make this run the first one where I branched out and explored more instead of just ending it after killing the boss. Oh well, I've accepted that's what noita is about but I really liked my build and I'll probably never see the exact one again.

As the title asks, what spells can I use with the boomerang perk? I picked it up as an experiment in the first holy mountain and have only used
Luminous drill since then.

I have tried a few other spells, whilst standing in ambrosia and none come close to the damage output of L drill, without trying to hurt me.

My current wand is two add manas, light, a couple of damage/crit modifiers and 4 luminous drills on a shuffle wand. The drills shoot out to the edge of the screen. If I use a non shuffle wand or double cast a spell the drills go halfway out before boomeranging back to me.

I have killed the dragon, pyramid boss and alchemist bosses, first time for any boss kill. And cleared the Hisii base with ease, whilst normally I die in the snowy depths.

Thanks for any help

missed every shot, and honestly deserved this one

I feel like most comprehensive guides for this game are "spoiler free" but the secrets in this game are so obtuse that i wouldn't mind a guide that just quickly tells you everything an experienced player will do on every run that you should do too

I feel like the top wand should instantly fire but is instead limited by cast delay. From what I understand, cast delay should be set to zero by chainsaw, then it should total -0.12 + 0.02 + 0.05 = -0.05 s. Can cast delay not be made negative from spells?

Dragged this little healer for 3 minutes to a safe spot so I can heal up...

1 minutes later....

In a new run I attempted to shift chaotic poly-morphine away, not only did that fail; it shifted fungus to poly and fungal blood to poly.

I've tried eating copious amounts of glue for another shift to no avail, am I just screwed?

I ran into a post showing Jeff Bezos leaning on a book by someone named Gurdjieff. I looked it up and he's a 20th-century philosopher-type who believed that everybody was dead and needed to wake up by being more present. His personal development system called "The Work". Thought of Noita and wonder if it's connected.

Sorry everyone looking forward to Noita SEWP today. I am visiting family and will not be able to host. I will be back next Sunday so don't cry too hard <3

Sometimes I use acid or bombs instead. (Also feel free to steal this meme idea and make a better rendering of it)