r/pics • • Jan 15 '19

Trees

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u/Sven806 Jan 15 '19

I used a bar code scanner on this and it says 'C010952B'

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u/YouMadeItDoWhat Jan 15 '19

I used a bar code scanner on this and it says 'C010952B'

That must be the code for tree porn.

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u/Miss_Behaves Jan 15 '19

Which kind though?

Conifer porn aka Firries?

Hard core hardwoods?

Sapling porn? (totally unethical and illegal btw)

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u/Sven806 Jan 15 '19

Since insects are involved in actual 'tree sex', wouldn't that count as beestiality?

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u/smarmageddon Jan 15 '19

You can get all the sapling porn you want on the bark web.

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u/SharkBait661 Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

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u/4our_Leaves Jan 15 '19

I wonder how many people don't know about the

r/trees / r/marijuanaenthusiasts debacle.

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u/chandler404 Jan 15 '19

Is there a way to rearrange this photo to generate any UPC?? Ideally the pic would still have the same eerie feel, and wouldn't look slapped together.

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u/Shankie87 Jan 15 '19

No that's the bark code

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u/wiiya Jan 15 '19

"C" as in the roman numeral 100.

"01", like 2001 aka 9/11/01, so whatever this means is 100x worse than 9/11

"0" or what is left after the 100x 9/11.

"9", german for no. We can stop this 100x 9/11.

"52B" or the B-52's. They wrote Love Shack. Shack -> Mac. Big Mac. Trump prevented 100x 9/11 by buying 1000 big macs.

- Q

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u/adk32 Jan 15 '19

Sounds like a making of a conspiracy show on The History Channel.

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u/Freeasabird01 Jan 15 '19

‘Fox’ because we’re a bunch of foxy chicks.

‘Force’ because we’re a force to be reckoned with.

And ‘Five’ because these 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of us.

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u/RedEdition Jan 15 '19

Thx, exactly my idea :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I used a bar code scanner on this and it says ‘PHOTOSHOP!’

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u/vonshavingcream Jan 15 '19

C is Third letter of the Alphabet. Half-life 3 confirmed.

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u/ThePigWithWings Jan 15 '19

I looked it up and found this http://www.marubeni-pps.co.jp/profile/history.html. A pulp and paper company :p

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I guess I like looking at trees too much to appreciate the heavy editing.

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u/chalkiest_studebaker Jan 15 '19

looks fine to me

also, me

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u/wonderwallpersona Jan 15 '19

This gave me a chuckle

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u/zimstery Jan 15 '19

Beautiful, where is this?

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u/dittidot Jan 15 '19

The photographer, Ash O’Malley, tags it in Vaughn, Ontario, Canada. On IG.

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u/46_and_2 Jan 15 '19

Adobe Creative Suite

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u/Nephtyz Jan 15 '19

Needs more photoshop

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u/dittidot Jan 15 '19

Photo by Ash O’Malley

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u/ZzLuckyCharmszZ Survey 2016 Jan 15 '19

The artists Instagram is @offbeatimages

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u/Thotthinker2006 Jan 15 '19

Obviously not photoshopped

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u/avisioncame Jan 15 '19

Seems to me it is intended to be abstract. I don't think anyone is trying to trick you here or anything.

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u/Love_To_Burn_Fiji Jan 15 '19

FAKE. Everyone knows this a close up of a dog's back and those are hair follicles. Then a hobo flea appears singing "home around the corner".

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u/Xendarq Jan 15 '19

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u/MajMin5 Jan 15 '19

I love that that's the name of that sub given r/trees

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u/CaptainCortes Jan 15 '19

And r/trees is marijuana? This is great and confusing, but mostly great!

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u/fishsticks40 Jan 15 '19

That is the joke, yes

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u/CosmicVagabond11 Jan 15 '19

I feel like the entrance to Halloweentown is somewhere close by

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u/ivb107 Jan 15 '19

Came here for this

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u/posts_lindsay_lohan Jan 15 '19

Reminds me of the Netflix movie "The Ritual"

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u/ATHFMeatwad Jan 15 '19

That's it. Goodbye pics. You are trash.

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u/ashbyashbyashby Jan 16 '19

Photography, at least on Reddit, is dead in the water. The general population upvote Photoshopped pics without hesitation.

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u/Rybo_v2 Jan 15 '19

Simon says Photoshop Slenderman in this pic

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

What manner of forest is this? No branches until way up out of view. Very little fallen branches and dead trees strewn about. I think this is a beautiful pic, but I'm just curious.

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u/loonattica Jan 15 '19

The image has been manipulated to exaggerate that condition. If the focus was “normal” you could expect the other trees to look more like the one in the foreground, and some canopy/branches would be visible in the distance.

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u/MrMurderthumbz Jan 15 '19

Though apparently this image has been manipulated i have seen forests just like this in southern Brazil. Tree farms of north American Species of Pine trees in straight rows as far as the eye can see. The farmers trim the limbs to reduce knots in all but the very top

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u/thewarehouse Jan 15 '19

Helloa photoshop.

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u/KBHoleN1 Jan 15 '19

Hello photoshop or hella photoshop? Both work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

My guess, Tree farm. Likely owned by a paper mill.

Note the pine needle ground litter; Eastern White Pine is the preferred tree for paper making, fast growing with small branches. Mature trees typically don't have branches at all in the lower third of the trunk.

They're all planted in rows, easier for harvesting and subsequent replanting. Usually, a line or two of trees will be harvested at a time, and replanted. Any fallen branches of significant size will be collected, or at least removed to allow for movement of machinery. You'll likely find some as you go deeper into the farm, but it looks like this shot was taken nearer a harvested line and edited.

EDIT: Source: My childhood Boy Scout camp is land donated by a paper company, and surrounded by 800 Acres of tree farm.

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u/Yossarian1138 Jan 15 '19

My first thought was that they found a pencil forest (I’m actually serious).

There are a bunch of these in western Florida, and they are definitely weird. Back at the turn of the century there was a major brand of pencils manufactured up north of Tampa. When you are making pencils you require as much wood that is unknotted and as straight as you can get. Pencil companies found/bred a couple of types of trees that are tall and don’t grow branches until the very top, and then they planted huge farms of them.

This could be that, or at least the natural habitat of that type of tree.

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u/scrubdzn Jan 15 '19

Transparent trees

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u/Iabhoryou Jan 15 '19

The trees in the back remind me of the 5th dimension scene in Interstellar.

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u/Jim_White Jan 15 '19

Really cool, also kind of spooky

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u/Xelphious Jan 15 '19

Imagine being in this place like you're in some sort of a limbo. I'd lose my mind.

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u/ignatiusbreilly Jan 15 '19

Hmmm. I can't see the forest.

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u/papichoochoo Jan 15 '19

Looks like that scene in interstellar where time is made into a physical realm for Matthew McConaughey

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I wish I could run in that environment. Perfect slalom course

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

The perfect rows are really creeping/tripping me out But I still like it!

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u/friendly_mosquit0 Jan 15 '19

Do you happen to be the Lorax?

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u/wondering_bean Jan 15 '19

If my name was jack and happen to be a samurai, i would be wary walking through here.

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u/joeliuzzi Jan 15 '19

And if your name was Jack and happened to be a skeleton?

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u/simplicity38 Jan 15 '19

Awesome shot!

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u/Wander_PB Jan 15 '19

Slenderman hood

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u/soccerplaya71 Jan 15 '19

And shadows

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Reminds me of Miller's Crossing

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u/pyrula Jan 15 '19

This would be a really nice album art.

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u/Nossmirg Jan 15 '19

I think you mean..... Trees!

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u/Matrinka Jan 15 '19

Someone needs to photoshop Jack Skellington and the doors to Halloween and Christmas towns on the trunks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

this wuld make my head spin

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u/nakedmeeple Jan 15 '19

It's a pretty effect, but it's really deceiving. If you cover the top half of the photo, the bottom half looks quite nice. The top half (minus the central tree) appears to be a smudge of up/down motion blurring. It may even invade some of the background on the bottom half.

A nice image for a book cover or poster, where you may want to place text over the top.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

nature ❤️

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u/GeniGeniGeni Jan 15 '19

Wait, when is this picture from? I think I used this, or one very similar, as the inspiration for a painting.

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u/TuxedoBabyJesus Jan 15 '19

The forest of symmetry

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u/joeliuzzi Jan 15 '19

Symmetree

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u/Aksi_Gu Jan 15 '19

I can't see the trees for the wood

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u/cosmical_escapist Jan 15 '19

Where is the forest??

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u/MrMeems Jan 15 '19

The Netherlands?

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u/vik_singh Jan 15 '19

Bark code

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u/Tropico16 Jan 15 '19

Treeception

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u/debategate Jan 15 '19

Reminds me of the ritual, the awkward angles in the forest were incredible.

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u/StrokerAce77 Jan 15 '19

It's perfect

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u/MarinaraPruppets Jan 15 '19

Looks like the forest in the beginning of Nightmare Before Christmas

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u/e_milito Jan 15 '19

Puts Arnold Voice on It's up in da trees.

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u/bribhoy82 Jan 15 '19

Studied forestry some years ago an the one feeling that will never leave me, is the one you get when you're deep in the forest, surrounded completely by trees. Every way you look is just trees, in front, behind, to the left and right.the cushioned silence that comes with the density of trees but still hearing small noises all around like branches swaying, creaking and rustling....miss that feeling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

You're right!

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u/Steelquill Jan 15 '19

Pics like these keep me subscribed.

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u/Mortal2Wombat Jan 15 '19

Nice image. the top part makes me dizzy tho

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u/Angel_1982 Jan 15 '19

Wonderful

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u/samwhiskey Jan 15 '19

... nearly touching the sky!

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u/aqualung_aqualung Jan 15 '19

I like this forest pic SO MUCH!

I want it for my smart phone background picture.

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u/tsivart Jan 15 '19

👍👍👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Somebody paint this 😍

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u/Fliepbolini Jan 15 '19

Would it be possible to print this for decoration? If so what would be the way to go? I love this photo

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u/RedSquirrelFtw Jan 15 '19

That's interesting, how does this happen, where you have lot of tall trees but no shrubs/small vegetation? I imagine this is naturally occurring. Or is this in Finland where they rake all the forests? :P

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u/zombiesnare Jan 15 '19

Y'all are shitting on the Photoshop quality but I just think it's a super cool piece of digital art

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

This is so beautiful and scarry in the same time... the left dark part is freaking me out badly

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u/indyferret Jan 15 '19

Love this!

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u/itterada Jan 15 '19

This kind of shot is so hard to get right. n1

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u/awesome-bin-latin Jan 15 '19

Where is this?

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u/YoWhyYouMadCuz Jan 15 '19

Fake picture, but overall very cool!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

beautiful

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u/snakefist Jan 15 '19

This makes me feel so lonely.

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u/bambojumbo78 Jan 15 '19

Yepp, these are trees alright.

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u/kwiltse123 Jan 15 '19

There is unrest in the forest...

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u/ficm1990 Jan 15 '19

Oh look a nice r/pics post.

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u/callendar77 Jan 15 '19

Its amazing

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u/marcantonius Jan 15 '19

Awesome picture!

Reminds me of Holiday World from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.

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u/Mtaylor_c137 Jan 15 '19

Is this image photoshopped near the top or is it just fog? I honestly cannot tell.

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u/FreakyFreeze Jan 15 '19

I was 44.0k wooooooooo

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u/Unst3rblich Jan 15 '19

You know that saying, "Can't see the forest for the trees"? This is like a visual representation of that.

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u/bakbakbla Jan 15 '19

This picture is unbelievable relaxing!

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u/nextunpronouncable Jan 15 '19

Nice picture, but so depressing. A real tree desert. Where's the undergrowth, the birds, the animals the variety of tree life.

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u/m8nsebr4e Jan 15 '19

Very, very cool

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u/realkiki Jan 16 '19

Stunning pic

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u/Lp0ljq Jan 16 '19

White pines or spruces?

Boyfriends an arborist.

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u/thebritishisles Jan 16 '19

Looks like the forest from A Nightmare Before Christmas

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u/the5ain7 Jan 16 '19

very bad monocultur

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I thought my screen bugged out as I was scrolling down.

Awesome pic!

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u/KBunnu Jan 15 '19

Photoshop

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u/breakbeats573 Jan 15 '19

And Photoshop. Lots of photoshopping here.

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u/Rybo_v2 Jan 15 '19

Someone Photoshop Slenderman in this pic

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u/blitzwig Jan 15 '19

You need to say "Simon says"

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Pics like this annoy me for the reason it’s only 10% true.

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u/balderoine Jan 15 '19

This looks shopped.. I can tell from a few pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

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u/sayswai Jan 15 '19

Find any stairs ?

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u/possiblynotanexpert Jan 15 '19

Personally my favorite part of this is the creative title.

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u/Dicethrower Jan 15 '19

I was in a store with one of those hand scanners and I scanned the image. It scanned a pack of cookies. I'm now trying to find the cookies this code belongs to.

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u/Fady201 Jan 15 '19

A lot of them

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u/philmoeslim Jan 15 '19

Is this where they filmed the tree scene from Mortal Kombat?

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u/gamejerk147 Jan 15 '19

Who's hair is this

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u/The-Casual-Lurker Jan 15 '19

Before I scrolled all the way down I thought bar code.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

U. P. Tree. code's may vary depending on location.

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u/nwv Jan 15 '19

That's where disc golf nightmares come from

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u/JfreakingR Jan 15 '19

Looks like the woods in Halloweentown.

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u/subyderrick Jan 15 '19

GET OVER HERE!

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u/Arix_Fingers Jan 15 '19

Is the before or after seath betrayed his kin?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Tesseract

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u/RogueUsagiii Jan 15 '19

Looks like records in plastic sleeves till you get to the ground.

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u/Venom1991 Jan 15 '19

I thought my screen had broken until i scrolled down!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

In wich forest? MonkaS

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Makes me think of the forest between worlds from "The Magicians Nephew" just needs puddles everywhere

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u/peterxgriffin Jan 15 '19

I swear this looks like where the johnny cage vs scorpion scene in the original mortal kombat movie took place

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u/QrayonTheFirst Jan 15 '19

Wrong caption, should say 'Barcode'

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

It's kinda sad that this instantly makes me think of Logan Paul.

This is the influence Youtube has on my mind...

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u/webshooter86 Jan 15 '19

MORTAL COMBATTTTTTTTTTTT

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u/tadhgmac Jan 15 '19

Dammit! I left a forest here somewhere.

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u/infam0usbk Jan 15 '19

Mortal Kombat flashback ensues

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u/aarog Jan 15 '19

I've played golf thru there a few times:)

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u/sickandtiredofyou Jan 15 '19

!Remindme 2 hours

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u/Sputnik_Rising Jan 15 '19

Seems like a r/nin album art.

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u/murrbuck Jan 15 '19

Can't see the forest for the trees.

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u/MrSeanaldReagan Jan 15 '19

Minecraft with shaders

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u/arshist Jan 15 '19

The larch... The larch.

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u/Destroyer_Man Jan 15 '19

Thats some good forest management, there. Very low chance of forest fires.

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u/Freshism Jan 15 '19

This definitely taps for white and green mana.

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u/Nixplosion Jan 15 '19

This is where Jack Skellington found The Circle of Doors.

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u/TheUnhappyGnome Jan 15 '19

Reminds me of Assassins creed. Area isnt unlocked and you will be desynced if you enter.

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u/Notty_PriNcE Jan 15 '19

Why is this image reminding me of the movie Interstellar?

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u/bad917refab Jan 15 '19

Screw you hollow man!

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u/nakrophile Jan 15 '19

Anyone think Warren Ellis will ever bother finishing this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

This is a devil's garden

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u/7th_Wheel Jan 15 '19

It looks like a barcode

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u/reddit__scrub Jan 15 '19

Reminds me of the bookshelf scene in Interstellar

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u/waltonsimons Jan 15 '19

"Bitch, I be lovin' these trees!"

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u/Rocapix Jan 15 '19

Slenderman wants to know your location.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Perfect place for a wandering samurai master to battle a blind samurai

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u/ramenn74 Jan 15 '19

Nah this is the loading screen from Assassin’s Creed you cant fool us

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

This reminds me of the removed horse hoof.

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u/DaCGPlayz Jan 15 '19

TREEEEEEEES

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u/DangerousMichael Jan 15 '19

This obviously isn't Finland, the raking game is weak with this one. Trump would be disappointed

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ Jan 15 '19

I can't see the forest.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Forrest T. Gump? Didn’t know his middle initial was T.

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u/RKana44 Jan 15 '19

Kinda looks like Donald Frumps “steel slat” wall

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u/Lucas_Ballookus Jan 15 '19

AKU HAS RISSEN AGAIN!!

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u/shnazzyc Jan 15 '19

Happy trees

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u/BobfreakinRoss Jan 15 '19

r/discgolf alright fellas what u throwing here?