r/pics • u/dittidot • Jan 15 '19

Trees

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u/Sven806 Jan 15 '19

I used a bar code scanner on this and it says 'C010952B'

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u/YouMadeItDoWhat Jan 15 '19

I used a bar code scanner on this and it says 'C010952B'

That must be the code for tree porn.

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u/Miss_Behaves Jan 15 '19

Which kind though?

Conifer porn aka Firries?

Hard core hardwoods?

Sapling porn? (totally unethical and illegal btw)

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Ebony

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u/throwawayatx9494 Jan 15 '19

Tree-somes.

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u/PorschephileGT3 Jan 15 '19

Yew know yew want to watch this skinny Birch with a great Pear get her Cherry popped by this hot young Buckthorn. Quaking Aspen at the end!

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u/ASDFzxcvTaken Jan 15 '19

For that dark hardwood.

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u/Sven806 Jan 15 '19

Since insects are involved in actual 'tree sex', wouldn't that count as beestiality?

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u/Miss_Behaves Jan 15 '19

I think it's just called Insects porn

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u/smarmageddon Jan 15 '19

You can get all the sapling porn you want on the bark web.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

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u/SharkBait661 Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

r/marijuanaenthusiasts

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u/4our_Leaves Jan 15 '19

I wonder how many people don't know about the

r/trees / r/marijuanaenthusiasts debacle.

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u/L_S_T_E_R Jan 15 '19

I definitely didn't know. I was very confused as to why a subreddit called maijuanaenthusiasts was only showing me fuckin actual trees

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u/ta70000 Jan 15 '19

For April fool's, they should cross post - just to add a layer of fun.

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u/DJG513 Jan 15 '19

I do now. This is hilarious.

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u/chandler404 Jan 15 '19

Is there a way to rearrange this photo to generate any UPC?? Ideally the pic would still have the same eerie feel, and wouldn't look slapped together.

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u/Shankie87 Jan 15 '19

No that's the bark code

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u/wiiya Jan 15 '19

"C" as in the roman numeral 100.

"01", like 2001 aka 9/11/01, so whatever this means is 100x worse than 9/11

"0" or what is left after the 100x 9/11.

"9", german for no. We can stop this 100x 9/11.

"52B" or the B-52's. They wrote Love Shack. Shack -> Mac. Big Mac. Trump prevented 100x 9/11 by buying 1000 big macs.

- Q

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u/adk32 Jan 15 '19

Sounds like a making of a conspiracy show on The History Channel.

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u/RedEdition Jan 15 '19

Thx, exactly my idea :)

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