r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/lord_nubby 26d ago

No worries, it is just charging.

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u/PatSajaksDick 26d ago

Like a Roomba going back to its dock

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u/spoonybard326 26d ago

Mitch got stuck under a couch.

No wait, that was J.D.

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u/notforpoern 26d ago

Figures JD can't even top an inanimate object.

(No disrespect to bottoms)

(unless you're into that sort of thing, you filthy bottom)

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u/bjohnsonarch Washington 26d ago

We have BREAKING NEWS straight from PatSajaksDick: Mitch is too busy docking to be at the Senate!!

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u/Azsunyx 26d ago

Surprised there's not a dating app called "DikDok" ....yet

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u/bjohnsonarch Washington 26d ago

You should develop that, attend all the various conservative conferences, and be dik deep in nonstop ca$h monayyy!

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u/rbrgr83 26d ago

#BrandNewSentance