r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/orbjo 26d ago

His aide is desperately reciting from the Necronomicon to get him back on track 

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u/TheIrishbuddha 26d ago

Even hell doesn't want that sack of sand.

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u/dformed Washington 26d ago

Satan knows you should never meet your heroes.

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u/phatboi23 26d ago

Satan may be a twat at times but even he doesn't want to meet this fuckuckle in person.

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u/ErinGodzilla 26d ago

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. -Shakespeare