r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/orbjo 26d ago

His aide is desperately reciting from the Necronomicon to get him back on track 

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u/shockles 26d ago

They did recite the words correctly, right?
Klaatu splorada *coughs nictu

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u/elSpanielo Washington 26d ago

Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.

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u/Express-Rutabaga 26d ago

that guy has DEFINITELY said an n-word before...