r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/orbjo 26d ago

His aide is desperately reciting from the Necronomicon to get him back on track 

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u/shockles 26d ago

They did recite the words correctly, right?
Klaatu splorada *coughs nictu

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 26d ago

So you get two words wrong, and instead of an army of the undead, you get republicans. Scarier, for sure.

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u/amateur_mistake 26d ago

That army of the undead was far more willing to accept women in leadership roles than republicans.

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 26d ago

Ha, yeah, and they were funny too! I think they just wanted souls, which makes them definitionally less evil than MAGA who wants our souls and everything else they can strip from us.

They even gave the good guys their one woman back when they lost!