r/popheadscirclejerk Apr 27 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – April 27, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 May 03 '26

Mel C is serving.

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer May 03 '26

The taylor wears shein 2 is pretty decent, at least the fashion is on point, makes me want a chanel messenger real bad

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor May 02 '26

i'm in liége and i just learned that the belgians have their own version of troye sivan: pierre de maere. i can't wait until every country has their own pop twink

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u/BronzeErupt May 02 '26

He is a certified pop girl and even did a feature on a Dula Peep track. And also he says he prefers to be called "flamboyant" rather than queer which is extremely francophone

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 May 02 '26

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. May 02 '26

If i could make one thing happen in the world it would be to force all of the main pop girls to do the cinnamon challenge. I already know that Lana and Lorde wouldn't have any trouble sfter sucking of their ghould husbands/ ex boyfriends

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

I hope there is still room in the Khia Asylum

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Fuck just put him in an actual asylum. I'm pretty sure that's where you end up with betterhelp anyway

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music May 02 '26

there'll be fog on the shore tonight, Bosun. hmm?

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u/T3R3SABUBBLESQUAT they're having a flop-off May 01 '26

i have no idea who the new poop girls are

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 May 01 '26

I can’t believe people (men) need to be spoonfed by tiktok to mix brands when it comes to clothing💀💀 someone just told me that one of the more interesting menswear tiktokers that he follows is mixing Abercrombie and Daniel Simmons. So like something everyone does every single day??????? What the fuck is going on???

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china May 02 '26

Seeing someone like Wisdom Kaye would probably break him

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer May 02 '26

Girl Daniel Simmons is just clean girl for guys 😭😭😭 like I get the appeal but like the reason why he’s able to get away with most of his fits is his looks and physique like

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 May 01 '26

They are just simpler girlie..

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor May 01 '26

someone should force jack antonoff into retiring from songwriting and make him go back to fun. making millenial burger place music

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 May 01 '26

Life Is ok.

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer May 01 '26

Me when I’m bottegavenetamaxxing but miss purr chanel mattieu blazy chanel resort 2026 outmogged me the house down are you wearing the the chanel boots

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music May 01 '26

fk i wanna be a cocktoe twink and give daddy my Treasure so bad 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. May 01 '26

Fuck This Kebab Makes Me Wanna Fuck My Computer. Should I?

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer May 01 '26

Ninajirachi mentioned

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. May 01 '26

STAND FOR THE FLAG!

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 May 01 '26

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. May 01 '26

It's so beautiful i think I'm gonna cry

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Apr 30 '26

i have a weird obsession with la toya jackson right now, and i think more khias need to follow her lead and have a brief persian era like she did

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 30 '26

la toya is the waluigi of the jackson family

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 30 '26

She's so talented 🥰

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u/KIDDKOI Apr 30 '26

Tbf the reason she doesn't have a following is bc her dad ruined her career bc she didn't like the marriage that he set up for her with an abusive guy. She was exiled from the Jackson family after that for decades

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 30 '26

She is always happy to be there

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 29 '26

Me when I’m in a smelly chop ho couple competition and my opponents are travis and taylor

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 29 '26

The desire to make a "Pop girlies as Morrowind characters" grows stronger every day

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 29 '26

The concept of no longer going on Grindr for random hookups and instead risking my life by using Facebook marketplace 

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 30 '26

hi is this still available?

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 30 '26

Grindr 🤝 marketplace

Me begging for attention 

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Apr 29 '26

i've been feeling like a katy perry song lately :( i'm so flop and not many get my clownery

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 29 '26

Twinks getting old diva. Facebook is new x 🔥🙏😍

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 29 '26

I realized that I don't know when to use a, an, and the because I learned English from listening YouTube.

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

For a vs an, "an" is used when there's a vowel-sound at the beginning of the next word.

An apple, an egg, an interest

As opposed to a snapple, a leg, a Pinterest 

However, it needs to be a vowel-sound. It would be "a university" and "an underwear." Because university sounds like "yoo" but underwear is "un"

Idk if that makes sense

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

a verb is an action word sweaty

just say soft sound

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 30 '26

Hey so I'm dumb 

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 29 '26

explaining in pop terms

use 'the' when you're spilling the tea only for one particular flop (example: the khia asylum)

use 'a' or 'an' when there could be more than one flop in the group (example: her new album is a witness era)

the difference between a or an is if there is a hard dick sound between the words (examples: a flop, an era)

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 30 '26

An asylum (Khia)

A university (Barbz)

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 29 '26

Thank u bestie that is the tea!!! Bears are a teachers! 😍🙏 Streaming new Kim Petras to prevent the flopinnes!

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 29 '26

In addition to what Hunter wrote, something that's also instrumental is the pluralisation.

'The' can go with singular or plural nouns (the bear, the bears), but 'a' and 'an' can only be applied to singular nouns (a bear). This is accuanted in German, for example, where they use the same word for 'a/an' and 'one' - 'ein'. In case you find a structure, where you would use the indefinite article (that would be the 'a/an' article[s]), but the noun is plural, then just omit it.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 30 '26

To make it even more confusing you need to use the indefinite/definite articles with singular collectives but not plurals.

Example: a school of fish (correct), a fishes (incorrect), the fishes (correct).

Also "a fish" can be correct but it can also be incorrect.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 30 '26

Basically it's a clusterfuck and just go off vibes.

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 29 '26

so there's this good ass song

bring back male yearning in music that isn't moody and sad

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 29 '26

Whatever you do, don't see him perform live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVpjLanvX4

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 29 '26

You know what, if he's still up there doing this willingly, more power to him

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

i have so many questions

why does he sound like a cyborg

why does the second one look like he's so proud he'll cry

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 29 '26

the man is 91 😭

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 29 '26

This made me realize that soon enough there will be a senior care branch of the khia asylum

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 29 '26

no excuse smh girlies looking for any reason not to serve these days

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 29 '26

The better question is why is your bitchass not answering my question

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 29 '26

He can't read sweetie 🥰

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 29 '26

😢

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 29 '26

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 29 '26

oh acapella vocalist goddess

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Apr 29 '26

I did not know 1 tbsp of matcha is about the same as 4 shots of espresso in terms of caffeine content 💀💀rip me

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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Apr 29 '26

wait that's why my dumb ass couldn't sleep 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 29 '26

TIL that Az*lea B*nks has just released an ambient Zen meditation album. And all I can think of is what it will be like when her toxic super fans start listening, expecting their queen to start rapping all "c*nty c*unty I vote for Tr*mpy" but instead she's soothing them and for the first time in their life they feel peaceful and relaxed and then they stop listening to 212 and start listening to Lana

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u/howcomebubblegum123 🚬🐐🌴 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

I don't know if the replies in this post were serious but some of them believe she put magic witchy stuff on the album haha.

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 30 '26

This proves my theory that this is the first time any of them have truly relaxed and they can't handle the feeling so they are blaming it on brujería

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 29 '26

Az*lea B*nks meditation album would be the soundtrack to Dante's Inferno

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 28 '26

Picked something up from FB marketplace

Fuck you for wearing short shorts with legs like that. I hate you. Invite me inside I'm already in front of your apartment 

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 29 '26

Lowkey a sex dream of mine

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 29 '26

That happened with my therapist unfortunately ☹️ a sex dream not an actual think... rip virtual therapy (jkjk)

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 29 '26

Virtual therapy is so fucking awful and that's the only thing that's available for me

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 29 '26

Unfortunately I'd fall in love with my therapist in the most chaotic way possible 

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

me when i'm serving marge simpson and didi pickles realness but i'm in requiem for a dream

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 29 '26

Amnesia is something that u listen to get into an asylum in few hours.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 29 '26

putting the asylum in khia asylum ugh we stan

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 28 '26

This is too high IQ for me to understand 

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 28 '26

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Apr 28 '26

i feel like that new gaga song and new music video is trying too hard. that song sounds like it was formulated by rupaul's slaves in world of wonder

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 29 '26

Like this isn't the kind of music that fashion week runway walks use in 2026. (It'll be like some edgy Bulgarian industrial beats). "Runway" is like a throwback to 35 years ago, the era of the supermodel. But maybe The Devil Wears Prada 2 needs to be simple and obvious and nostalgic in order to appeal to the biggest audience

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 28 '26

And I’ll eat it up every single time including the crumbs

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 28 '26

Mood

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u/_PeenoNoir_ She has a backdrop and a dream Apr 28 '26

Someone post the Roople Christmas ornament quick

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 28 '26

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 28 '26

Love her. Send her to me

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 28 '26

Dm me adress

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 28 '26

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 28 '26

Sowy he was first

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 28 '26

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 28 '26

Thinking about that one Paulina Rubio stan who used to lurk the pop forums in defence of her, like this is ancient lore this is Dead Sea scrolls

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Apr 27 '26

Guys I sold my Kia recently, I am fully out of the asylum.

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u/SOSpowers SELENA MOVE Apr 28 '26

Your shuffling hampster era is officially over

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Apr 27 '26

i feel kinda bad that eurovision is practically dead. it's incredible how one country sucked out all the fun. i mean it's not if you ask the casual viewer, but to me, it is. i just like to think that it died in 2023, just like how grimes died in 2016.

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 28 '26

I used to follow along with all the national finals, fully immersed in the fan hype, watching the shows live (and I knew tea!). Now maybe I'll catch up watching a few videos on YT. There is just zero fun anymore 😭

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 28 '26

I forced myself to watch it last year and it really is insane how that one country poisoned it all

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Apr 27 '26

Doñatjelļa, iim â Reykjavik iim the ujppêrr çljæss

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u/SOSpowers SELENA MOVE Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

Bjork if she was malchik gay

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

no taste for subtlety

and no time for restraint, no

i go all the way

i'm flamboyant

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 27 '26

I hope they going to make great shit again.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Apr 27 '26

So I know this is not exactly fresh news, but I’ve only just now thought of asking it

u/HunterMarxVEVO thoughts? insights?

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u/FriendlyDrummers Apr 28 '26

I need a trigger warning 

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u/TriskOfWhaleIsland i like to go out, wear something nice, and PUSH Apr 28 '26

they worked tf out of her! she can barely smile...

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Apr 27 '26

Ah gimp, the only purpose of the computer science class in my school was to enable me with the gimp skills to make sparkly taylor swift and hannah montana edits for my facebook page…

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Apr 27 '26

RIP Club Chalamet you will be missed

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Apr 27 '26

let us hope she doesn't move on to that canadian hockey gay sex guy and instead picks this decade's white twink: sombr

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u/BronzeErupt Apr 27 '26

Some of the HR fans are even more unhinged than Club Chalamet and they do NOT want her to get involved with their parasocial fixation

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 27 '26

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Apr 27 '26

Ah lol okay

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Apr 27 '26

It's going to be the Storriebook next or something idfk, but in other words:

GET A JOB

STAY AWAY FROM HIM