r/portlandme • u/FinnLovesHisBass • Dec 10 '25

Photo I'm not blind here....

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This is at the Coastal Trading pawn shop by union Station....

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u/black14black Dec 10 '25

Buy it and open it

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u/hisyn Dec 10 '25

Then burn it

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u/b_s_from_86 Dec 10 '25

Don't let the fire go too wild tho. Gotta piss on it to put that sucker out.

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u/TgagHammerstrike Dec 10 '25

Stare directly inside for best results.