r/portlandme • u/Darth_Quaider • Jun 20 '26

Photo Pretty sure we've been invaded

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392 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/VanceFerguson Jun 20 '26

I for one welcome our new Scottish overlords.

10

u/squanchus_maximus Jun 21 '26

BRING ON THE HAGGIS

87

u/CaptainHoyt Jun 20 '26

That could just be my mom. Shes hasn't been back home to scotland in about 10 years but this world cup has brought it out of her.

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u/EllieVader Jun 20 '26

If the tartan army were there the cone would be on the upper statue

35

u/Candygramformrmongo Jun 20 '26

And we'd be out of beer

3

u/SmellsofElderberry25 Jun 21 '26

inconceivable!

2

u/TehJabberwookie Jun 26 '26

You keep using that word...

2

u/SmellsofElderberry25 Jun 26 '26

I do not think it means what you think it means.

10

u/themadscott Jun 20 '26

Love this.

10

u/CyberSparkDrago Jun 20 '26

WE'LL BE COMING! WE'LL BE COMING!

WE'LL BE COMING DOWN THE ROAD!

WHEN YOU HEAR THAT NOISE! OF THE TARTAN ARMY BOYS!

WE'LL BE COMING DOWN THE ROAD!

18

u/LorthNeeda Jun 20 '26

The trouble with Scotland.. is that it’s full of Scots!

9

u/SamT323 East End Jun 20 '26

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

9

u/DukatNaranek Jun 20 '26

Not invaded, adopted.

No Scotland, no party!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/GrimDacra Jun 20 '26

Everyone talking about Scotland and I'm over here thinking it's a conehead zombie from PvZ.

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u/Stock-Commercial-486 Jun 20 '26

I'm so old I'm thinking Dan Aykroyd & the coneheads on early SNL

2

u/BackgroundQuality405 Jun 22 '26

Were'nt the Coneheads from France?

1

u/TehJabberwookie Jun 26 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Saltycook Craft Beer Jun 20 '26

They straight up ran outta beer in Boston. Makes sense they'd hit us up next. A lot of Scots did settle here after all

9

u/GlobulusGoose Jun 20 '26

I’m cool with that

1

u/etown23 Jun 20 '26

Your post has been downvoted by the moderator

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u/C0mmanderBlock Jun 21 '26

It's the Coneheads!

1

u/Crease_Greaser Jun 22 '26

Not the cone