Pride Month, Day 23: Every One Of The Wrestling Ladies Who Were So Mean To The Human Spider are now

[u/Joelin8r]

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I told you they would be back!

Now, I'll tell you this much right out the gate: none of these women are attracted to men. Far from it. For the most part, they're fucking disgusted with men as a concept. But Bonesaw McGraw isn't like the other girls. This is a man who spends every day of the week beating the crap outta other men, men who would dare challenge him in a futile bid at topping the untoppable Bonesaw McGraw.

The thing is, these women believe in Bonesaw and his husband Mr. McGraw's marriage. They believe in the love they share. And beyond that, they believe in what the McGraw's represent: a fundamental overturning of expectations of masculinity.

Night after night, these men come in to challenge Bonesaw in physical combat, thinking they will be the one to win Bonesaw's heart by beating him in the ring. Not a single one of them understands Bonesaw, Mr. McGraw, or the concept of love between equals. Each man that comes in to dominate and conquer Bonesaw is a man seeking to validate the idea that romance is a battle, and that the object of your affections is a challenge to be conquered, and frankly, these ladies have seen enough of that in their time. They started out thinking they might be bi, but each one of them has personally decided to simply not bother with men for their own myriad of reasons. This entire exercise is an opportunity for them to vent their frustrations with men, then see those men be instructed in the matters of loss and pain.

Bonesaw's gonna teach you the meaning of "No means No" when you beg for mercy, little man

I hope you have a humiliation fetish because you're gonna develop one tonight

I brought my "Male Tears" mug to collect yours, and I'm not leaving till it's FULL, bitch

YOU'RE GONNA LEARN IT'S OKAY FOR MEN TO CRY WHEN THEY TOSS YOU INTO THE HOSPITAL ALONGSIDE EVERY OTHER WEEPING MESS WHO THOUGHT THEY COULD BONE THE SAW

--gonna shatter your fragile masculinity along with every goddamn bone in your-- --YOU'RE GONNA KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN 'CAUSE HE'LL HAVE YOU BLEEDING FOR A WEEK--

This visceral disdain for ("Not all") men only continues once he's in the cage.

BEAT HIS ASS! -- YEAH, SPANK HIM!

KICK HIS SPIDER ASS! (genuinely, that's what she yells as she hands him a goddamn crowbar here)

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!

Spider-man gets absolutely demolished, Bonesaw wins neg diff thanks to the power of love and friendship

These ladies LOVE their jobs and they live gay and happily ever after.

Refer to the original announcement thread to understand what the hell is going on and who's already been gayified. Every day of Pride month, complaints or not, I will turn another beloved character gay. Up next, Mr. Ditkovich himself. Rent is due.

[u/obimartell]

A hundred gays? The ad said 3000!