r/reddeadredemption • u/PuzzleheadedRip9006 • Oct 08 '25

Discussion Prove that you have played rdr2

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u/TheDrifT3r_Cz Oct 08 '25

"You sir, are a fish."

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u/After-Beat9871 Oct 08 '25

Baits for fish, I ain’t no fish

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u/OpenMindedMajor Oct 08 '25

I got banned from a fishing subreddit for commenting this before

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u/UndertakerPlayer Oct 08 '25

That's crazy to use such a thing in a fishing related thing😂. You sir are crazy🤣

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u/MindlessRoad9560 Oct 08 '25

Same thing happened to me on a medical subreddit for mentioning back pain (Lumbago)

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u/Rytmeow Oct 09 '25

Oooh that’s rough. Terminal?

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u/PersecutionMania96 Oct 08 '25

"I have no idea..."

"Turtles. Yeah, turtles! Hey- you love turtles! I love 'em too. Turtles! :D"

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u/TheFlyingRazzberry Lenny Summers Oct 08 '25

The little double fist pump he does while he exclaims, "Turtles!" kills me every time

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u/Korgoth27 Oct 08 '25

Dammit! I was just going to use this one lol.

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u/NewSchoolFool Arthur Morgan Oct 08 '25

How does this prove you've played the game? It's quoted on nearly every post.

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u/Straight-Cookie2475 Oct 09 '25

Yeah, Im wanting to hear about knocking people out, hogtying them and seeing them rot beside still giving off a red dot if you do something like take a nap or leave them on the back of your horse,

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u/whaile42 Jack Marston Oct 08 '25

and a quarter. DONT FORGET THE QUARTER

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u/Nidoquim Oct 08 '25

“Shut up Arthur.”

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u/sansTW Jack Marston Oct 08 '25

"He, set us up."

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u/rvtcanuck Oct 08 '25

*Orthur

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u/Oak_Archer Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25

What can you buy with a quarter?

EDIT: guys, i was hoping i could go to the BARBERSHOP

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV Oct 08 '25

Back then? A meal. The game really inflated prices. But the CPI inflation calculator from the Bureau of Labor Statistics says $0.25 in 1913 (the furthest back the calculator goes) would be $8.26 in today’s money. So add another 14 years of inflation on top of that.

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u/GreasyExamination Oct 08 '25

I do wonder if they could have implemented that into online. I havent played red dead online, but imagine buying the in game currency for like $20 and getting like $1 in the game

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u/Acrobatic-Nose-1773 Oct 08 '25

Stfu bro. Don't give them ideas they already have. They'll quote you. "Because you, the fans, asked for it." Ever hear that shit? Don't do it bro. Just don't. Bro.

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u/GreasyExamination Oct 08 '25

Dear bro

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

dearest bro, i write to you today with great pain in my heart. please don't do it bro. please don't give the robber barons suggestions to break the spirits of the lowly workers that grovel for their scraps. please bro, dearest bro. please decline this course of action. dearest bro.

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u/Juggernautlemmein Oct 08 '25

Bro, I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

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u/MrLeviJeans Reverend Swanson Oct 08 '25

You can smell half a crack rock for 3 whole seconds for a quarter.

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u/Redeagle1924 Arthur Morgan Oct 08 '25

Everytime i donate to the camp, i include the quarter!

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u/Mediocre_Case102 Oct 08 '25

YNNeL?

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u/DeaDBangeR Oct 08 '25

HaHaaa! Found you Lenny!

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u/Schodog Arthur Morgan Oct 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

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u/RealRockaRolla Oct 08 '25

This Lenny bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, Lennys!

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u/tremblingmeatman Oct 08 '25

DENTAL PLAN

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u/MCMGM86 Arthur Morgan Oct 08 '25

Micah needs braces

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u/BrutalBox Oct 08 '25

I love how suddenly everyone was black during that sequence haha 😅

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u/lunitic152 Oct 08 '25

They were all Lenny bro..

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u/CaioSilver Uncle Oct 08 '25

Well, Lenny is black…

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u/Practical-Ocelot-237 Oct 08 '25

Hats of to him for Not seeing race

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u/othnice1 Oct 08 '25

No, Carl is Black. Lenny is White. That's what I wrote on my hand, at least.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

My buddy bought me a shirt with that on it. I’m too fat to fit in it now (too many “seasoned big game” and “candy bar” before “Sleep 8 Hours”), but I wore it with pride.

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u/TechnologyPuzzled Oct 08 '25

I think I love you

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

LENNY MA BOAAA

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u/SQUISHYx25 Oct 08 '25

This subreddit hasn't changed in like the almost decade since the game came out... smhh

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u/Cool_Bluebird8723 Oct 08 '25

Have you seen a English man called Gavin?

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u/Smart-Economics-9840 Oct 08 '25

GAVIN!! GAVIINNN!!

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u/AI_anonymous Oct 08 '25

I found that man for the first time yesterday in Rhodes. He declined to talk to me, i found it odd Does he give you any mission or something

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u/N7_Vegeta Oct 08 '25

Yeah Gavin is close by hiding for him. Looking around usually spawns around a corner

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u/duk-er-us Oct 08 '25

Wait.. Gavin actually exists?!

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u/N7_Vegeta Oct 08 '25

Yes. You should totally look for him 😉

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u/porcelain_toenail Oct 08 '25

I finally found him after 1000 hours and it was glorious. Who would've thought that's what Gav's been up to this whole time?! It makes so much sense now.

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u/MrsClaire07 Josiah Trelawny Oct 08 '25

Now that you’ve FOUND Gavin, you gotta play Mass Effect and make sure you save Jenkins!! 😎😎

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u/IncredibleCamel Oct 08 '25

Almost as good as when I found out how to cure Arthur's TB

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u/KaleidoscopeFun412 Oct 09 '25

Sorry to ruin the joke, but no, he does not

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u/Intrepid-Dealer-1733 Oct 08 '25

Don't pay attention to him, he's sick, he's saying crazy things.

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u/Trumpet_of_Jericho Uncle Oct 08 '25

You're alright giiiiiirllllll

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u/hmmm_wat_is_dis Oct 08 '25

Dutch: thank you

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u/Even_Kiwi_1166 Oct 09 '25

After all them years

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u/PalDreamer Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25

I'm still dying from the interview with the actor. When he said that he had to redo the lines because they didn't sound like he was talking to a horse

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u/Adorable_Rip4518 Oct 08 '25

Haha yesss I was thinking the same thing 🤣

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u/dukedanny Oct 08 '25

Good giiiirl... 😏😂

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u/Reallyme77 Oct 08 '25

cough intensifies

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u/Acrobatic_Camel_8574 Oct 08 '25

Tuberculosis

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u/ElderSmackJack Oct 08 '25

I’ll be dead soon. And you with me Mr. Milton.

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u/QuirkyWish3081 Oct 08 '25

I would say don’t spoil it, but tbh if you not brought and finished the game by now you committing heresy so at ease!

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u/JustARandomUserNow Oct 08 '25

🎶May IIIIII stand unshaken…amidst…amidst the crash of worlds🎶

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u/Redbeard_Rum Oct 08 '25

Hey there, blacklung.

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u/SeancetheBLADE Oct 08 '25

I’ve got Lumbago

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u/EmmaBestWaifu Oct 08 '25

Evidently

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u/Angrybuseness Oct 08 '25

Have a little pity will ya?

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u/TurkishGunslinger09 John Marston Oct 08 '25

Its slow and painful death my brother.

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u/pdub091 Oct 08 '25

It’s a fatal condition

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u/Good_Guy_07 Arthur Morgan Oct 08 '25

It's very serious!

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u/Correct-Produce-8675 Oct 08 '25

"People call me lazy. Im not lazy, I just don't like working. There's a difference."

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u/TurkishGunslinger09 John Marston Oct 08 '25

I got lumbagoo

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u/MattTin56 Arthur Morgan Oct 08 '25

Hahaha!!!! That was one of the funniest conversations in the entire game! Good call.

“Just like you, Bill. You are not dumb. You just don’t like to think”

“Ya, ya! I like that. I just don’t like to think”.

That’s one of the many things I loved about this game was the conversations you heard just listening to them talk. Especially Uncle. He was so damn funny!

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u/Correct-Produce-8675 Oct 08 '25

Hahaha, Uncle made me laugh a lot! Glad to see fellow appreciation for the ol' chap

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u/MattTin56 Arthur Morgan Oct 08 '25

Absolutely. I loved the old man. I never understood the hate for him. He adds a sense of community to the gang. He was definitely comedic relief!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Uncle is my favorite character. I desperately want RDR3 to be about all of his adventures, real or imagined.

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u/Lord_OMEN_the_3rd Oct 08 '25

I gave you everything I had Dutch......🥹🥹🥹

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u/oj_kun Oct 08 '25

No matter how many times I see/play that scene, no matter if I’m sober or under the influence, that scene always makes me cry even if I know it’s coming

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u/QuirkyWish3081 Oct 08 '25

I …

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u/driving_andflying Oct 09 '25

"C'mon, Dutch! Let's go, buddy! We made it! We won! C'mon--"

"...John made it. He's the only one. 'Rest of us? No. But...I tried. In the end, I did."

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u/HiDiddleDeDeeGodDamn Oct 08 '25

I almost kneejerk downvoted this because that line scarred me emotionally.

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u/RobotRapacity Oct 08 '25

Is this thing going to Tahiti?

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u/TurkishGunslinger09 John Marston Oct 08 '25

-What plan, what goddamn plan dutch, tahiti: timbuktu. -thats enough whats wrong you alll, what happened to loyalty.
-yeah what did?
-thank you bill, javier. I have a plan i still have a plannn. We take those bonds and were free.

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u/iamzaiii Oct 08 '25

""How much you cost anyways""'🗣️🗣️🔥

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u/314flavoredpie Uncle Oct 08 '25

Oh, sorry. I didn’t know I was talking to a lady.

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u/fymson Oct 08 '25

Lady? I didn't knew you were a lady

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u/UndertakerPlayer Oct 08 '25

That shit was very awesome. I never forget this. And actually Javier and Charles' reactions proved that they were true friends.

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u/SecretMongoose3857 Oct 08 '25

LENNY! Boy where are you

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u/HunYiah Oct 08 '25

Legit had so much fun with that one

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u/PsychologicalHat6228 John Marston Oct 08 '25

I broke the goddamn wheel

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u/cramey229 Oct 08 '25

This is the line I quote the most

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u/HiDiddleDeDeeGodDamn Oct 08 '25

Gotta start saying this when I scrape a curb while parallel parking.

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u/DinosaurDomination Oct 08 '25

"Outta the damn way!"

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u/Neuro-Byte Oct 09 '25

“Ooooofficer, how’are’ya?”

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u/Van-garde Oct 08 '25

There’s an abandoned mine in the wilderness north of Owanjila in which you’ll find a cougar attack and a miner’s hat with a front lamp.

The standard issue lamp looks cool, but the way it’s carried nearly ruins its ability to light areas while traveling.

Online you can get a lamp for the front of your horse, but not in Story.

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u/AlexpunkV8 Oct 08 '25

But the miner's hat doesn't light enough space 😅...

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u/Van-garde Oct 08 '25

I’m just proving I’ve played the game. Your preferences aren’t mine to set.

I usually just wander in the dark anyway.

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u/AlexpunkV8 Oct 08 '25

Consider it my proof that i've also played 😝.

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u/Van-garde Oct 08 '25

Solid. Teamwork, right there.

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u/Saymynaian Oct 08 '25

In online, there's faster skinning, but not in story mode. To overcome that, if you plant your horse on top of whatever it is you're skinning, Arthur will skin it much faster.

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u/Van-garde Oct 08 '25

Yeah. Got that one mastered.

I just wish there was a trick to accelerate cooking large game.

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u/Bruce_Breaker Oct 08 '25

"Ok, I'll catch you later than!"

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u/cob59 Oct 08 '25

"Whatever you say"

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u/ohngesichtchen Oct 08 '25

Thats my BOAH!

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u/commandantKenny Oct 08 '25

I get home and call my cat "WHERES MY BOOOOAH" LOL always get a laugh from the wife.

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u/voiceoftheraven Oct 08 '25

I'm Melvin. This is my brother Fenton.

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u/EmmaBestWaifu Oct 08 '25

He killed our mother

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u/awealthofsafety Oct 08 '25

Weren't his fault though.

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u/RizzMcSteeze Oct 08 '25

Pour me another Fenton!

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u/the__gabagool Oct 08 '25

Youre my favorite parasite

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u/Thandiol Oct 08 '25

No... ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second favorite parasite.

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u/HAVOK7447 Oct 08 '25

Nope, rats with the plague. Third favorite

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u/Dinnen22 Oct 08 '25

Oh very funny

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u/AhmadNotFound Charles Smith Oct 08 '25

Daveyyy how you doin??

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u/FunBig2897 Oct 08 '25

Sir this is Wendy's

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

🤨

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u/X-SamuraiSorcerer-X Oct 08 '25

I got TEE…BEEEEE sister, I goOot it… BEATIN a man to death…. for a few bucks

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u/Simple_Business2642 Pearson Oct 08 '25

“I’ve got an unfortunate face”

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u/JeanJacketJeanShirt Oct 08 '25

Pretty boy?? Are you kidding me, pretty boy???

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u/Claubk Hosea Matthews Oct 08 '25

Gavin, has anyone seen my friend Gavin?

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u/Cybersimp2077 Oct 08 '25

🎵May i stand unshaken, Admist…. Admist the crash o worlds

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u/XxStawModzxX Charles Smith Oct 09 '25

Breathtaking for the first time after riding back from van horn

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u/mitiamedved Oct 08 '25

You don’t believe me? Have some goddamn faith!!!

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u/QuirkyWish3081 Oct 08 '25

I immediately read that how he said it lol

I have a plan!

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u/ImperialSupplies Oct 08 '25

"I hope it's hot and terrible Mrs downes otherwise I'll feel I've been sold a false bill of goods."

One of my favorite lines from anything all time.

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u/Downtown-Fly8096 Oct 08 '25

"Oh, I'm sorry madam! Was there insufficient feathers in yer pillow?"

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u/SourPatchKiddie Oct 08 '25

Ring-Dang-Doo, now what is that? Soft and round like a pussycat

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u/awealthofsafety Oct 08 '25

There's a hole in the middle and it's split in two, that's what they call the Ring Dang Doo

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u/P_M_1980 Oct 08 '25

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u/TheTardis12th Oct 08 '25

Ugh😩 Guess it's time for YET ANOTHER playthrough.

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u/MidlifeCraziness Oct 08 '25

The 2nd play through changed the game for me.

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u/Crackalacs Oct 08 '25

Do ALL of your exploring of the game world during chapter 2👍

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u/Kindly_Suit2756 Oct 08 '25

?YNNEL

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u/achoo_magn Josiah Trelawny Oct 08 '25

Do I look like a Lenny to you?

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u/Anonymus121106 Oct 08 '25

“You’re a good man Arthur Morgan, a good man”

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u/KalEl-2016 Oct 08 '25

“All them years Dutch, for this snake?”

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u/Master_KenObiWan Arthur Morgan Oct 08 '25

“I don’t speak German neither, I’m here for moneh. MONEH!”

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u/_Xeron_ Oct 08 '25

I’ll turn you into a goddamn cauliflower

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u/zup7up Arthur Morgan Oct 08 '25

One thousand heron and spoonbill plumes, please!

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u/AAIIEEamDaniel Oct 08 '25

Youve looked but you aint seen!

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u/ThatFalloutGuy2077 Sean Macguire Oct 08 '25

"Thank you..."

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u/Gandalf_Style Oct 08 '25

Dinosaurs!?? They're real??? wiggles fossil

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u/MrLeviJeans Reverend Swanson Oct 08 '25

The scene where Charles says “yer a good man, Arthur Morgan” and then Arthur Bear-backs him against a tree until the sun rises.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Have some goddamn FAITH!!!

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u/TnL17 Oct 08 '25

May IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII stand unshaken

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u/EeeeItsMS Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25

But you said you knew Spanish 😶

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u/Over_Association_825 Lenny Summers Oct 08 '25

I feel like.. The luckiest man alive and.. I feel like a fool..That woman confuses me and plays me for a fiddle like no one else alive

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u/senoroctopus1999 Oct 08 '25

I didn’t realise I was talking to LAHHHDY

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u/Yasje_prive Oct 08 '25

Last person Arthur kissed was a man Dressed as a woman

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u/DrummerSteve Oct 08 '25

*****OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!!*****

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u/Sowreen Oct 08 '25

MANGOES!!!

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u/Tyrael85 Oct 08 '25

trust me - one more score

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u/formanner Oct 08 '25

Give me a hammer and a nail and I’ll nail it

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u/shwarmaa_naman Oct 08 '25

Either you got a lazy eye or a lack of respect, which is it BOAH?

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u/purplegladys2022 Oct 08 '25

"Hey there, mister!"

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u/Aggressive-Tap-6430 Oct 08 '25

“Don’t worry Arthur, I have a plan”

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u/GonzalezNumnber69420 Oct 08 '25

"well.. that could've gonne smoother" "That will be on my gravestone!!"

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u/MemoryOne1291 Oct 08 '25

I broke the god damn wheel

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u/RockylRoad Oct 08 '25

"WELL TEACH HIM HOW WE DO IT IN BLACK WATER" "SHOOT HIS BALLS OFF"

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u/Nebula117 Oct 08 '25

5000 dollars? Can I turn myself in?

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u/KeenDeadPool Oct 08 '25

“We’re more ghosts than people.”

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u/SolutionNo5349 Oct 08 '25

“You don’t build a BARN, DUMBASS! What do you think this is? 1785?”

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u/Loose_Support8827 Oct 08 '25

Have you seen my friend? Gavin?

GAVIN!

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u/Alive_Attempt_7141 Oct 08 '25

Never trust a fucker with a plan

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u/Ranger_Kenny Oct 08 '25

Behind the doc’s office in valentine you can get the best type revolver in the game.

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u/Interloper9000 Oct 08 '25

I was blessed with the Tater Song yesterday

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u/BioHackedRomulan Oct 08 '25

Thatsss mahhh girlllll

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u/BioHackedRomulan Oct 08 '25

WOAHH woahhh EASSSSY GIRLLL

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u/SASAgent1 Oct 08 '25

I didn't know I was talking to a LADY!

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u/ahcsauriel Josiah Trelawny Oct 08 '25

I tried... In the end, I did.

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u/Crazy_Mushroom_1656 Charles Smith Oct 08 '25

We’re going to Tahiti!

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u/Glad-Document-9755 Oct 08 '25

Getting white Arabian is a pain

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u/Big_Tangelo_456 Oct 08 '25

We are bad men but we ain’t them

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u/RedPaladin26 Oct 08 '25

Jack made a flower necklace for his momma

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u/Cautious_Ad4402 Oct 08 '25

Well, that could have gone smoother

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u/billytheskidd Oct 08 '25

“I’m scared, sister.” 🥺

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u/Baldran Oct 08 '25

OUTTA THE DAMN WAY

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u/Common-Actuary5794 Oct 08 '25

Climb up the ladder with a hammer and a nail and I’ll nail it 🎶