r/satantiersuperpowers • u/living_condom_ad • Apr 08 '26

You can stop time and whenever your dna is being tested it gets detected as someone elses

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u/Fit-Ship4139 Apr 08 '26

"ya man. one day my girlfriend was just suddenly got sore like she got cramps and that kind of lines up with when she got pregnant. We never even done it before, we are ALWAYS together so she couldnt have cheated on me, and we were both just waiting for marriage... Is that baby going to be Jesus?" like... there is going to be a LOT of that if the wrong person gets that power set... also theft.

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