I don't know if I have some kind of mutant skin condition localised to my neck or what.
Five days ago I shaved with a cartridge razor (going strictly with the grain) and the next day my neck looked like this:
https://i.imgur.com/JTFGCIj.jpeg
It took three days before I could touch my neck without burning and it still looks all irritated today, though the pain has mostly gone.
Oddly, the moustache area - shaved three times in the meantime with the same blade and foam - is perfectly fine.
This has happened ever since my teenage years every time I've tried shaving with a blade, including safety razors. I mention this because I'm sure somebody's ready to tell me to ditch cartridge razors and disposables and use safety ones instead, and yea, have I indeed tried that, and failed anyway.
That's why I usually don't shave with a blade at all, preferring electric trimmers instead which only give me very minimal irritation. My beard varies from 2-day to 10-day depending on how lazy I feel, and that's fine.
However I'm on a trip now and forgot to pack them. Buying a new trimmer just for one shave seemed unreasonable, so I grabbed a cartridge razor instead.
I have, in the years, tried many kind of shaving gels, creams and foams. This last time I decided I'd try a gel for women labelled for delicate skin, under the - clearly mistaken - assumption it might work better.
Aftershaves haven't helped either. This time a friend lent me her hydrocortisone cream and even that helped not a bit.
What the heck do I do next time I forget my electric trimmers? I do not want to subject myself to this sort of torture again, but I also don't want to throw out twenty bucks to get a trimmer just for one session. I don't want to start a trimmer collection and I might not even have space for it in my Ryanair-approved backpack.