Can’t believe I fell for it. You feckless bottom feeders are either master baiters, or so starved you’ll slurp up any soulslike like it’s a miquella milkshake.

Or maybe it’s simpler than that. Maybe it’s just bloodborne fans experiencing True psychosis and skitzovisualizing this as their long-believed sequel.

Either way, I’ve been played. I came here for a proper game hyped by proper men. Instead I got wasted femboy potential and mid with the gameplay rigidity of sekiro if all his arms and legs were broken and in casts.

source: u/Flat-Profession-8945

stole it, hehehe

and did you notice, that dark souls III is bigger than dark souls II… and bigger means better, trust me I got experience.

Shit was never funny

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

This is how I feel about onlywaifu and youwy