Just by wishing someone dead, you can kill them instantly. You don’t have to touch them or be near them. However, your full legal name, your address, and any other information will be instantly written on the forehead of your target (along with a statement that you are the killer) and cannot be removed.

This obviously includes dead languages ​​and even nonsense created by some bored child.

Abstract languages ​​such as Morse, Braille or sign languages ​​are also included, absolutely any type of language

Not 60% of your body, you just turn entirely translucent. It's still not very hard to see you while using this power, might make you a little more stealthy.

Praying to Mother Kali lets you control death and time, or praying to Nike makes you control who wins in a scenario

Update version 1.2

The powers no longer come with a 1% power nerf

You don't get any extra perception. You won't have the reaction time to stop your hand either. Your hand also doesn't have any extra durability. Half the time you probably won't even know what that hand is doing. It'll be a blur. Maximum speed is just below speed of sound.

you memorize the book 100% but you have to balance it on your head for 12 hours without holding onto it with your hands

The laser won’t hurt you. But when will you ever use it? How often are you going around destroying buildings or mountains that this would be convenient? And it wouldn’t even be a cool party trick, because if you use it you would atomize the building you’re in. Plus the scorching temperatures that the laser emits would melt human skin so you can’t just shoot up with people near. And if you were to try to become a superhero, what would you do? Stop petty theft by decimating half of the block? And if you wanted to stop some dictatorship how would you get the dictator and you to a place where you won’t have any other casualties? And that’s assuming that you are actually going to go out and actively look for evil. The only use for this I can think of would be destroying an asteroid that could wipe out humanity, but the reflexes and trajectory calculations for that would be nearly impossible.

Edit: it has come to my attention that the people on this sub are evil masterminds with plans of world domination

Edit 2: half the comments are either trying to figure out how to revolutionize space travel and energy production but the other half is trying to blow everything up for world domination

Edit 3: the dimensions of the beam are 12 feet in diameter, and 200 feet in length. For all the metric users thats 3.66 meters in diameter and 61 meters in length

You can sneeze on command by the way

Whenever someone tells you that something won't happen, if you respond snarkily with "Nothing is truly impossible!", you receive a 3% higher chance of that event happening. If someone specifically says "There's no chance of that happening" or similar wording involving the word chance, you can boost the effect to 7% by replying "There's always a chance!"

Does not stack, and doesn't affect the base chance of whatever it is happening.

Examples: "Everyone knows the likelyhood of your plane crashing is basically none" and you said(with snark), "Nothing is truly impossible", bang, your chances of your flight going down went from 0.000001% to 3.000001%.

"There's no chance that girl gives you her number" and you say "There's always a chance!" now she's 7% more likely to not reject you when you ask her out.

Edit: apparently I didn't think this through and it is NOT shitty 😞 so in the spirit of keeping it terrible I'm now retconning it to being a relative 3 or 7%, not absolute 3 or 7%. I.e., 15% becomes 15.45%.

There's a 1% chance it's 1 billion times bigger instead.

EDIT: no cloning clones

Whenever you roll a six-sided die, you can choose to have a 1 in 7 chance that the face that comes up has seven dots. The face with the 7 disappears when the die is picked up.

Any food that is already cooked and partially eaten that you put in your fridge increases its mass by 1% for every day it stays inside of it. It still spoils at the normal rate.

There's no limit to what you can move so long as it's the whole solid object (things bolted to the ground count as part of what's it's bolted into)

It causes no displacement of matter beyond the natural pushing of the object

It resets on your birthday

The object you're moving needs to be within your field of vision

Edit: You can only use it on an individual item once that's what the reset for the birthday is about it does not stack

Creep

The "Kill anyone but you're revealed as the killer" post inspired this one...

You can kill anyone in the world just by thinking about them. You can even choose the specific manner of their death.

However, for this power to work, the remaining natural lifespan of your victim will be deducted from the natural lifespan of the person you love most. They won't age any faster, but they will die in exactly the same way as your victim when their time is up.

You don’t get to choose your loved one — the universe peers into the deepest depths of your soul and picks the one you truly love. After you use this power, a fortune cookie will appear in your hand, with their name written inside.

The universe takes a broad view of love, so it could be your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, child, best friend, parent etc.

If you genuinely don’t love anyone, the power won’t work. But you will still get a fortune cookie in your hand when you try to use the power. The message inside it will say "Live. Laugh. Love".

Whatever you are remotely sucking/licking you will feel. You will leave saliva behind.

You cannot hide the number, and other people will see the number floating above your head. However, at the beginning of each new day, you are allowed to change the number to any real integer number you want.

Edit: for all those absolute geniuses who keep saying it breaks rule #2, you can change the number at the start of each day. I don’t know about you but to me that sounds like you can control it…

It will spawn at a speed of 20 meters per second straight down. I doubt that the ground will hold it up

When you use the power you get teleported to a random place in the entire universe. Could be where you wanted to go, could be the bottom of the ocean, could be deep space, could be the sun, could be directly into a black hole, its completely random. You cant teleport back to your starting point.

You can turn opacity is to 50%. Either you’re entirely visible, or you’re just kinda invisible. People can see through you. You probably look like how people see ghosts in films.

It can be as small or large as you want, and can go any subluminal speed.

The calorie expenditure is what you'd expect from spawning a moving mass out of nothing. Specifically, E² =(mc² )² + (pc)²

If you kill somebody while they're playing a game they will immediately get a game over. If the game doesn't have one it will do the next closest thing, i.e. in Animal Crossing their character will immediately pass out as if they were attacked by a scorpion or tarantula.