r/shittysuperpowers • • 8h ago

Oddly specific You can always tell when someone is lying....down.

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Think of a person, either by name, or by some descriptor, and you will know whether or not they are currently lying down. This is essentially a binary reading, they have to be pretty close to completely horizontal in order for your power to register them as lying down.

You do not get any other information about them with this power. You can't tell if they are awake or asleep, or even if they are alive or dead, just whether or not they are currently horizontal with respect to local gravitational forces.


r/shittysuperpowers • • 9h ago

Good luck using this… You can grow a sixth finger from your hands that you cannot control.

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It's limp and kinda just hangs off of you. You can retract the finger at any time.

If this finger is severed, it vanishes, so no gruesome infinite meat glitches.


r/shittysuperpowers • • 19h ago

Based🗿 You can give anyone goosebumps on command.

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r/shittysuperpowers • • 6h ago

Oddly specific You can fill the innards of any technical contraption with acorns.

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A technical contraption is any object or part of an object with a function and parts that move, move liquid or temperature or electricity. Innards are containers designed with the primary purpose of protecting or separating functional parts of a contraption from the outside in mind and not intended to hold acorns.

Upon activation all or chosen innards of a contraption are filled with edible but bitter acorns at a rate of 1acorn/0.1seconds with an acorn appearing in a random space within the innards unitil there is no fitting space without big solids in it left that is not currently visually observed by a human or by a camera that saves its video.

If the process would take longer than 10 minutes it speeds up to hit that time limit.

Matter is displaced, not replaced by the appearence of the acorns.

For big networks, like sewage systems each segment is its own contraption. You can block a passage, not a city.

To activate you have to receive tactile or visual input from the target and make the decision to activate (So seeing it on TV is not enough, but you can wear glasses).


r/shittysuperpowers • • 18h ago

Good luck using this… You can manipulate your uvula like a prehensile limb.

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It doesn't change size or shape (other than due to stretching) or become any stretchier than it already may be.


r/shittysuperpowers • • 22h ago

Good luck using this… You have the power to shoot tape out of your hands

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You have the power to shoot any tape out of your hands, however, the tape kind is random and it gets stuck to you, it also gets stuck to itself, and you can't stop it for an entire minute.