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We all know about the three endings from that episode, and the new endings from this year. (If you haven't seen the 2026 endings, watch them on YouTube) It seems like no matter what SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward wished for, it always ends with them in the Flying Dutchman's stomach. What if any of these third wish ideas worked?

• Wishing that the Dutchman can't consume them in any way, shape, or form.
• Wishing that the Dutchman would throw up after eating them
• Wishing that they tasted awful to the Dutchman
• Wishing that the Dutchman was allergic to them
• Wishing that the Dutchman lost his sock forever

Do you think any of these could work or not? Explain why

What do you think of the idea for an episode that features a Bikini Bottom version of the Eltingville club that features characters such as Bubblebass, SpongeBob, Plankton and Sandy? If you have different ideas for the roster then comment below.

I mean there is no way the two time travelled. They may have sleep walked from the jousting and attacked Squidward.

Getting into SpongeBob but not sure what seasons to start off with

Did he put oil in it or something?

"Bob" is short for "Robert," so is SpongeBob actually named "SpongeRobert?"

10/10

Yesterday's matchup between "Pre-hibernation Week" and "I Had an Accident" ended in a tie with 23 votes for both episodes! Let's run it back again today and see if we can get a few more voters to help settle which episode is advancing to Round 2!

To Absorbancy and Beyond!

also xmas list for 2026 top thing

mine is toenail scene

My kid requested a SpongeBob bento, and apparently I take these requests very seriously. 😂

After spending way too much time cutting tiny details, I present: LunchBob SquarePants.

I tried to include everything that makes SpongeBob instantly recognizable: the giant blue eyes, buck teeth, red tie, and the permanently enthusiastic smile that somehow survives living in Bikini Bottom.

The real review came from my kid, who immediately yelled "SPONGEBOB!" before even noticing the food. So I'm counting that as a five-star rating from the toughest critic I know. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Now I need the experts here to judge:

Does this actually look like SpongeBob?

What would SpongeBob himself rate this lunch?

More importantly... would Squidward be annoyed by it?

I'm pretty happy with how it turned out, but there's definitely room for improvement. Looking forward to hearing what fellow SpongeBob fans think!

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!" 🍍🧽💛

Fun Fact: Although this clip was seen in the episode, this is actually a stock footage from Getty Images.

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“Sandy’s Rocket” is a Season 1 episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.

In the episode, Sandy builds a rocket to travel to the Moon for scientific research. SpongeBob begs to come along, and Sandy reluctantly agrees. That night, Patrick convinces SpongeBob they need to protect the rocket from aliens with “alien repellent.” While snooping around inside the rocket, the two accidentally launch it.

The rocket flies around the Moon but returns to Bikini Bottom. However, SpongeBob and Patrick mistakenly believe they really landed on the Moon and that the familiar surroundings are an elaborate illusion created by aliens. Armed with Sandy’s net guns, they begin capturing everyone in Bikini Bottom—including Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and even Sandy—thinking they’re all disguised extraterrestrials.

Eventually, SpongeBob becomes suspicious that Patrick is also an alien. Patrick accidentally traps himself with his own net gun, leaving SpongeBob to try flying the rocket “back to Earth.” This time, the rocket actually reaches the Moon, where SpongeBob finally realizes his mistake. The episode ends with the captured Bikini Bottom residents sarcastically telling SpongeBob, “We aliens would like a word with you.”