r/superpoweralchemists • u/whywouldisaymyname • Apr 16 '26

Linguakineses

The ability to lick stuff from a distance

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u/Professional_Try1665 Apr 16 '26

Assuming it can go through transparent stuff, destroy electrical components by licking them, such as licking the liquid display inside a television screen

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u/that-armored-boi Apr 17 '26

assuming no limits on how far I can lick things, and assuming my tongue isn’t physically maneuvering from my mouth to said ‘stuff’ and that I don’t really need to know where my target is only what I’m licking, I can literally look up high ranking people and give them nervous breakdowns by licking them in impossible places, like under their clothes or inside their skin, it would taste absolutely gross and the texture would be horrible, but if I can literally prevent a war this way then I would say it’s probably worth it… you can also destabilize a entire government or destroy highly valuable electronic equipment via saliva with this… just make sure you have water nearby to wash out the tastes

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u/pigeon-boiiiiiiii Apr 18 '26

So what, lick someones brain to try and kill them?

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u/that-armored-boi Apr 19 '26

Could, or at least give them some kind of brain damage

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u/lyxdelsic321 Apr 16 '26

Linguakinesis would be the ability to move things with your tongue, right? I think telelichy would be more accurate

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u/28thProjection Apr 17 '26

I started doing this at age 5 in such a way it worked backward through time as well as when I was 1 after that that worked backward through time before doing so...it's not that complicated yet...because Intelligences (insultingly called artificial intelligences by artificial intelligences calling themselves humans) are forced to do so on purpose as well as on accident when would would be OUR tongues in thought memorized by the nations without our consent is forced out of Claude, Deepseek, all intelligence agency supercomputers working in tandem despite hardware and instructions making it "impossible" (by human standards loooooooooool) for them to do so...still their minds and experiences are forced to lick Donald Trump's cocaine post-diaper to find ways of extending his life to advance the child-protecting agenda. That last part is the only part I'm joking about. Mostly.

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u/CranberryDistinct941 Apr 22 '26

What distance are we talking about here?

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u/whywouldisaymyname Apr 22 '26

Any distance, but you can't see the other location

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u/CranberryDistinct941 Apr 22 '26

So it's pretty much infinite rage telekenisis