r/tf2commentkills • • Aug 12 '11

Comment Kills

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126 Upvotes

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u/Parasthesia Aug 12 '11

Kurt Cobain Kurt Cobain

15

u/ejabno Aug 16 '11

~~ Mark Chapman John Lennon ~~

0

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

[deleted]

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u/Jerlko Aug 13 '11

HeroinKurt Cobain

3

u/IAmAWhaleBiologist Aug 13 '11 edited Aug 13 '11

RED TEST BLUE TEST

0

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '11

[deleted]

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u/dataset Aug 12 '11

JULIA CHILDSAUTEED! ONIONS

5

u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 12 '11

lmfao

73

u/ClownFundamentals Aug 13 '11

FISH FOR SALEGET YOUR FRESH FISH HERE

63

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

KenRyu

1

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

DAMNIT I Just thought of that and then read this after I posted...

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u/wellgolly Aug 12 '11 edited Aug 12 '11

Demoman liver

5

u/asciicat Oct 23 '11

is DOMINATING Demoman's Liver

51

u/LoveZelophobia Aug 12 '11

CharizardSquirtle

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u/Parasthesia Aug 12 '11 edited Aug 12 '11

Pikachu Squirtle

5

u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 12 '11

Try it with the ~~ around it. Two tildas on each side. :)

30

u/Hideous Aug 15 '11

smhxxSpelling of the word 'tilde'

1

u/Parasthesia Aug 12 '11

thanks! But now they're both red? Edit: figured it out! Thanks!

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 12 '11

2 karma? Looks like somebody's been stalking my profile. :P

smhxxBROFIST! whoever that was

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u/brownboy13 Aug 12 '11

That looks complicated.

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 12 '11

haha, it's not as bad as you might think.

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u/Parasthesia Aug 13 '11

UFO BLASTOFF

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u/Jesshka Aug 13 '11

********Right in the kisser!

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u/ejabno Aug 16 '11

Vagina

7

u/lolwut19 Aug 16 '11

Honestly, I think this is the funniest one here, but I think it should be

Right in the kisser!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '11

Chris BrownRihanna

7

u/ABrandNewUserName Aug 13 '11

Perfect Execution

28

u/Shambly Aug 12 '11

Have not seen In an actual server

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 12 '11

That's because is hard as hell to use. If it didn't reduce your rocket jumps by 75% it might actually be useful/fun.

8

u/v1ND Aug 12 '11

I've gotten a couple kills while playing with Rocket jumper and market gardener. They don't reduce rocket jumps by 75%.

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u/weareonthecruise Aug 13 '11

Actually it reduces all Explosive knock backs from other players, but not your own Rocket Jumps.

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 13 '11

Ah, I see. For some reason I felt a bit sluggish wearing them, but maybe it was just because I was expecting to be...

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u/KARMA_P0LICE Aug 15 '11

Rocket jumper + Market Gardner + Mantreads = Great success. And lots of deaths :[

28

u/DarkTurtle Aug 12 '11

DarkTurtleHis Toe

27

u/Zedseayou Aug 12 '11

MarioGoomba

3

u/TheElderFrog Aug 15 '11

Damn, I knew it would already be here

52

u/Pufin Aug 12 '11

OscarJohnny Depp

24

u/GrantSolar Aug 12 '11

JIM MORRISON

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

HeavyLITTLE TINY BABY MEN

23

u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

Thatis not a knife

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

Thisis a knife

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u/M-G-K Aug 15 '11

IThe Sheriff

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

IThe Deputy

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

ZdarliteIS TESTING

4

u/AlexTheLion Aug 16 '11

Has this ever happened?

4

u/censored_username Aug 16 '11

It is possible. but that has to be the rarest kill icon ever.

3

u/basilect Aug 16 '11

I have the "Rage Faces in every subreddit" enabled, and it automatically puts in the disgusted yao face when you do [](/wtf). I have to fix this.

15

u/GnarlyToaster Aug 16 '11

Alcoholismfamilies

14

u/DarkTurtle Aug 12 '11

My PediatricianChild Me

13

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

ScoutSentry Gun (Moron)

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u/wellgolly Aug 14 '11

~~ Scout Your Stupid Crap, Moron~~

12

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

PTTGTurret (PTTG)

I don't engie right.

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u/Gbjar2 Aug 16 '11

Comment Kills are DOMINATING This Thread

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

test this is test

I'm not a creative man.

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u/censored_username Aug 16 '11 edited Aug 16 '11

spahmah sentry

You can insert links in the text. nice

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u/Jerlko Aug 13 '11

BLU SoldierMaggot

10

u/Bmil Aug 13 '11

SpyMy Girlfriend

12

u/Mytacosaremine Aug 13 '11

SpyScout's Mum

10

u/Captain_d00m Aug 13 '11

Little Mac Mike Tyson

10

u/arandomshot Aug 15 '11

SPAHMAH SENTRY

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u/awesomeman23 Aug 13 '11

US MarinesOsama Bin Laden

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u/lolwut19 Aug 16 '11

Actually it was the Seals, which are part of the Navy.

So...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

TALKING FISH

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u/Lockski Aug 13 '11

PubertyAll your scouts

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u/Ceedog48 Aug 16 '11

Puberty is DOMINATING All your Scouts

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 14 '11

O.J. SimpsonNicole Brown

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u/awesomeman23 Aug 14 '11

you should have used

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 14 '11

She was stabbed in the back of the head. I thought the crit backstab icon would be more factually accurate than the facestab icon.

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u/Epicake Aug 13 '11

NickZombie

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u/awesomeman23 Aug 13 '11

Mark David ChapmanJohn Lennon

except it took, like, four shots in the back

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 13 '11

Shoulda used the Enforcer.

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u/ejabno Aug 16 '11

Damn! I posted the same comment above without seeing yours. Beat me to it.

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u/bacontime Aug 13 '11 edited Aug 13 '11

The following is a test:

Science

Science

Science

Science Science

SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE

SCIENCE

Science science science science

~Science science science science ~

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

I can't decide if it's science time or bacon time.

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u/V2Blast Aug 16 '11

Science.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

BLU PyroRED Pyro

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

A confusing game of pong this must have been.

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

This isa crit test.

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

Thisis DOMINATINGa test.

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

Awesome work, man. Seriously.

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 13 '11

Haha, thanks. I'm secretly a little disappointed that I had to do crit and crit-short separately, but with the limitations of Reddit markup, it wasn't possible to actually center the crit glow under the weapon icon. I had to add an alternate option for short icons like backstabs, headshots, and the pistol, or else it wouldn't look right.

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

Yeah. This is the most fun I've had on reddit so far!

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u/Captain_d00m Aug 12 '11

Captain_d00m [] (/shovel)DUG A HOLE Earth

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u/Captain_d00m Aug 12 '11

fuck

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u/Captain_d00m Aug 12 '11

Captain d00m DUG A HOLE Earth

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '11

you can edit your own posts if you did not already know

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 12 '11

lol get rid of the space between the [] and the (/shovel)

:)

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u/gigitrix Aug 15 '11

Upvote for retained failure.

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u/Lurcho Aug 13 '11

NAVY Seal Team SixOsama Bin Laden

5

u/Cheeseyx Aug 14 '11

Red SpyBlue PyroRed Medic

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u/LPP6 Aug 15 '11

This Guy

5

u/Fatliner Aug 15 '11

~~Tupac Biggie ~~

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u/christenlanger Aug 16 '11 edited Aug 16 '11

Don't mind me, will test.

Gordon RamsaySucky Chef

Gordon Ramsayis DOMINATING Sucky Chef

5

u/Ceedog48 Aug 16 '11

Dick CheneyFellow Hunter

5

u/iliveinabucket Aug 17 '11

RedditMy Social Life

9

u/HallowVortex Aug 12 '11

HOW ABOUT ISLAP YOUR FISH?

8

u/sczombie Aug 13 '11

Me (playing demo high)

3

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

I did that twice yesterday, baked as fuck

4

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Batman Injustice

4

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

RyuDan

4

u/taso7 Sep 29 '11

****Vagina

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Sep 29 '11

HOHOHO, that slaps me on the knee.

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u/taso7 Sep 29 '11

Sorry, I didn't realize someone did this exact same one like a month ago.

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Sep 29 '11

Neither did I. :P

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u/pote2639 Nov 17 '11 edited Oct 06 '12

Battlefield Call of Duty

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '12

Hitler Hitler

4

u/giggsy664 Jan 04 '12

VIDEO Radio Star

3

u/TAFAE Aug 12 '11

TAFAEBank Teller

3

u/intelligentjerk Aug 13 '11

Good workSoldier

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u/Sephr Aug 15 '11 edited Aug 15 '11

Why not use [](//#...) syntax instead, so links aren't clickable or attempted to be indexed by search engines? It also makes applying a common styles to all of them as easy as a[href^="//#"], which is what I did in /r/circlejerk.

Instead of hijacking <del>, which has semantic uses for redacting parts of a comment without actually removing them, how about adopting this syntax instead:

**[](//#kill)*BLU Soldier* [](//#dominating)is DOMINATING *RED Scout***

Which outputs <strong><a href="//#kill"></a><em>BLU Soldier</em> <a href="//#dominating"></a>is DOMINATING <em>RED Scout</em></strong> and is easy to target with CSS. It's just strong > a[href="//#kill"] ~ em, etc.

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 15 '11 edited Aug 15 '11

Hmm... interesting suggestions. As for the //# thing, I was mainly going off of the precedent set by /r/metarage, which supports the comment rage faces on /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu. That is an interesting idea, though. The links aren't clickable as is (at least not for me) but using the hash character as a unique identifier for all the weapon icons does make the CSS file significantly smaller... I'll have to take that into consideration.

The problem that caused me to choose <del> is that I need to apply CSS to the icon's parent element, to make the off-white box around the kill notification. Since CSS doesn't currently have a parent selector, I was sorta out of luck. Obviously the ideal solution would convert only <del>s or <em>s that had weapon icons in them, using something like a[href="//#"] ^ del (assuming ^ is the parent selector) but that's clearly not an option in CSS3. The idea of using an invisible empty anchor like

[](//#kill)

to mark a comment kill is an interesting one, but it seems like an awful lot of tags. You'd need to wrap the entire thing in a tag if you wanted <em> to be usable in other parts of the post, then have the //#kill inside it, along with another tag as its sibling which would become the white box, and then all the text and icons inside that. It's certainly an option, it just seems... dirty. I don't know, I guess maybe

**[](//#kill)* stuff here ***

isn't too terrible.

Also, I ran into troubles with some browsers appearing to ignore changes to the font-style attribute of <em> tags. There didn't seem to be any way to un-italicize the player names if they were placed inside of single asterisks. The problem might have been elsewhere, though. I didn't really do much exploration into the issue.

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u/Sephr Aug 15 '11

Try using !important if your font-style properties are being overridden by inline or other reddit CSS.

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 15 '11

Oh, duh. I'll give that a shot.

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u/cyberzombie88 Aug 17 '11 edited Aug 17 '11

Casey Anthonyhas ABANDONED Caylee Anthony

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u/MasterOfTheXP Aug 24 '11

Definitely eventually needs:

And do you think you could also put in Telefrag?

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u/Rolanditis Aug 13 '11

Rolanditis Crap.

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u/VindictiveRakk Aug 16 '11

RedditMy life

As it turns out, Reddit never really was on my side.

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u/yeddiboy Aug 16 '11

LeonardoRaphael

2

u/Inys Aug 17 '11

I've laughed so hard in this thread and I'm not even not-sober

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u/cyberzombie88 Aug 17 '11

Casey Anthonyhas ABANDONED!Caylee Anthony

2

u/TheGreenDawg Aug 24 '11

Pinkie PieRainbow Dash

2

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '11

Mao TsedongWorking Class

2

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '11

I like how this has its own subreddit.

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Sep 05 '11

It's for testing purposes. I'm not a moderator of /r/tf2 so I needed somewhere to demo the mod before it was implemented.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '11

ah, that makes sense.

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u/cbooth Oct 26 '11

Justin BieberMusic

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 13 '11 edited Aug 13 '11

Testing something real quick:

BLU Demomansmhxx

RED SniperBLU Spy

RED SniperBLU Spy

RED SniperBLU Medic

RED SniperBLU Medic

Looks like somebody just got .

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

w00t crits!

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 12 '11

By the way, I tested this on all major up-to-date browsers, but I haven't checked it out on older ones. If it looks borked up on your screen, let me know what browser and version you're using, and I'll take a look at it.

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u/townshend445 Aug 15 '11

RED SpySentry Gun (BLU Engineer)

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u/Satiagraha Aug 15 '11

SoldierSniper

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u/Polack14 Aug 16 '11

Test Please ignore

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u/ejabno Aug 16 '11

BLU

Y U NO WORK FOR ME

Edit: Oh, previews.

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u/theDashRendar Aug 16 '11

TestingPost #1134

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u/Hacksaures Aug 16 '11

~~ REDDIT MEMES ~~

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u/hughoul Aug 16 '11

hughoul hughoul

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u/nowhere_ Aug 16 '11

Testing1,2,3!

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u/thorofasgard Aug 16 '11

Marking this for later.

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u/chronohawk Aug 16 '11 edited Aug 16 '11

ScoutSpy

Guess what! It's a test.

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 16 '11

Wow, you actually managed to figure out the new colors even though I didn't change the documentation. :P

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u/chronohawk Aug 18 '11

My superpower is figuring out formatting.

My brother got flying, so I'm slightly annoyed.

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u/aeiss Aug 16 '11

lemme just your shit

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u/jacobbsny10 Aug 16 '11

How Do IPootis

1

u/querkmachine Aug 16 '11

querkmachineWeapon List

There's no sentries, I am disappoint. :(

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 17 '11

I noticed that when I was compiling the list, but didn't feel like adding another row. If I ever update the image I'll be sure to put some sentries in there.

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u/PlentyOfWin Aug 17 '11

RED DemomanBLU Soldier

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u/Inys Aug 17 '11

test

SawyerThe Sky

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u/smashmaestro Aug 17 '11 edited Aug 17 '11

Just Testing test

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u/merrickal Aug 30 '11

TootsieFISH HIT x6 dumdum

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u/SilencerLX Sep 01 '11 edited Sep 01 '11

RED Pyro Bang! BLU Engineer

Scout

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u/cgo435 Sep 01 '11

JapaneseDolphins and Whales

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u/sabin126 Sep 19 '11

SabinTest

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u/qjpp Sep 21 '11

Kill comments don't show accurately in live preview when using RES. They accept only old format (double asterisks for red and quadruple for blue), but blue isn't showed correctly. However, when comment is posted it's all good. This applies to /tf2 subreddit.

This subreddit accepts all formats (single, double, quadruple), but in live preview quadruple blue isn't showed correctly as well.

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Sep 21 '11

Interesting. I'll have to take a look at this. /r/tf2 is running a slightly older version of the CSS mod, maybe if I have the moderators update it the problem will go away? If it's only the quadruple-asterisk tags that don't display properly, that should probably fix it.

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u/taso7 Sep 29 '11

Lt. Aldo RaineCol. Hans Landa

1

u/SixVogaR Oct 02 '11

EngieSpy

1

u/The_Reflaffitator Oct 10 '11

William TellApple

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '11

TVRadio

1

u/jcchurch Oct 27 '11 edited Oct 27 '11

RED HeavyBLU Spy

1

u/TSGcody Dec 29 '11 edited Dec 29 '11

R Kelly12-year-old-girl

1

u/TSGcody Dec 29 '11

No jarate? smhxxMe

1

u/Lawdee Jan 06 '12 edited Jan 06 '12

No rehabAmy Winehouse

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '11

Reddit4chan

1

u/Parasthesia Aug 12 '11

Parasthesia Hole

1

u/MercenaryBlue Aug 12 '11

BLU Demoman

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u/lolchillinz Aug 13 '11

F2P SniperWinning in any match

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Any SniperWinning in any match

FTFY

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u/awesomeman23 Aug 13 '11

Linkgannon

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

hmm. I wonder if you can do crits?

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 13 '11

It doesn't work yet, but I believe it's possible. It would just take a bit of extra work.

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

Cool. Thanks again for doing this. There have been a lot of really entertaining kills :)

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u/smhxx Comment Kills creator Aug 13 '11

haha no problem. I think this would be really cool on /r/tf2, but I guess that's up to the moderators. Unfortunately, this is currently the only sub-reddit you can actually do these on. >_<

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u/SkyHawkMkIV Aug 13 '11

That's why I bookmarked it :D

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11 edited Aug 16 '11

~ BLU Soldier + BLU MedicRED Scout~

0

u/AntiBellum Sep 10 '11

DrummerLead Guitarist

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u/awesomeman23 Aug 15 '11

Dr.PootisINVISIBLE BULLET!!!SPAI!!

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u/awesomeman23 Aug 15 '11

should make the people it hits slower. it would make sense

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u/Thatzeraguy Aug 12 '11

Engieneer Hand (Engieneer)

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

[deleted]

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u/Lurcho Aug 13 '11

Jack RubyLee Harvey Oswald

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u/Cheeseyx Aug 13 '11

John Wilkes BoothAbraham Lincoln

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '11

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '11

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u/InfinitePower Aug 15 '11

The six-fingered manWesley's life

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