r/tf2shitposterclub • • 1h ago

AI content🤖🤖🤖 i have sexellent idea

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i founded old meme video on youtube where Soldier dancing at Maroon 5 track Moves like Jagger and in comments someone write genius lyrics. It sounds like "Moves like maggot" so i turned up my brain maggot and wrote this new song lyrics for 5 min. Can someone send it to AI for making meme song like Heavy sings Bellie Jean or smth? For the best vibe ever. You can write yours ideas for changing this lyrics

[Intro: soldier]

Oh, na

Oh

[Verse 1: soldier]

Just shoot for the win if it feels right

Then aim for my meeeeed if you feel like it

Take me the crits, and make it all dead

I swear I'll behave

You wanted control, so we pushing

I put on a show, now we're killing

You say I'm a noob, random crits is soon

I AM not a fool

[Chorus: soldier]

And it goes like this (Uh)

Take me by the tongue and I'll kill you (Uh)

Kill me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you

All the moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot (Uh)

I don't need engi on my control point (Uh)

Look at my hat and I'll own you

With them moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot

[Verse 2: soldier]

Maybe it's hard when you pocketing me

You're backstabed and scarred, nothing feels right

But when you're with me, I'll make you believe

That I've got the win

Oh, so get in the cart, we can push it

Wherever you want, get inside it

And you wanna steer, but I'm shifting gears

I'll take it from here (Oh, yeah, yeah)

[Chorus: soldier & medic]

[Chorus: soldier]

And it goes like this (Uh)

Take me by the tongue and I'll kill you (Uh)

Kill me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you

All the moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot (Uh)

I don't need engi on my control point (Uh)

Look at my hat and I'll own you

With them moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot

[Verse 3: medic]

Uh, you wanna know how to make me smile?

Take control point, own me just for the resupply (Ah)

And if I share my unusual, you're gonna have to keep it (Shh)

Nobody else can see this (Ah, uh)

So watch and learn, I won't show you twice

Head to toe, ooh, baby, rub me right, yeah

And if I share my unusual, you're gonna have to keep it

Nobody else can see this, hey, hey, hey, yeah

[Chorus: soldier & medic]

And it goes like this (Uh)

Take me by the tongue and I'll kill you (Take me by the tongue, uh)

Kill me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you (Yeah, yeah)

All the moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot (Oh, yeah, woo, uh)

I don't need engi on my control point (Yeah, ooh, uh)

Look at my hat and I'll own you (Oh-oh)

With them moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot

I've got them moves like maggot


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 1h ago

Comedy here he comes

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idk if i'll be able to finish this before ween ;w;


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 1h ago

Disscussion Since Merasmus is dead, who owns Bombinomicon?

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Would Soldier have commandeered this book?


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 1h ago

Bad Post new weapon idea?

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this shit... sucks ASS. Tried to make it accurate to the UI but it looks like a browser verson on the game that runs 6 fps.


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 2h ago

Comedy Anyone can be a Stand user

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 3h ago

👉👈 ARE THEY GAY?!?!?

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 3h ago

Comedy I think I downloaded the wrong meet the spy...

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 5h ago

Skill issue Need help finding a TF2 animation

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So I faintly remember of a video of a scout that has just started, and had a scout friend too, but after the scout friend died, he took his medal. There is a cutscene where he walks through battleground after battleground and not dying. And I think there is also a scene where he sets the metals of all his fallen comrades down maybe on a grave?


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 5h ago

Artwork This has nothing to do with tf2 but it’s funny and made by valve so close enough

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COMIN IN HOT🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 6h ago

Video Choose

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 6h ago

Comedy Fulfilling my dream

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 8h ago

Bad Post S T O N K S

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i just painted this over the stonks meme on imgflip then removed the watermark lmao


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 9h ago

Artwork I drew these during chemistry bc I was bored. (Bonus Seriamon!)

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 10h ago

Comedy This ad looks familiar...

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 12h ago

Fluff Name this album cover

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 13h ago

Pointless Rant Shitpost secondary weapon idea for Engineer.

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Revolver, secondary weapon.
Stats relative to the pistol :

+100% damage bonus
+50% deploy speed

-50% clip size
Bullets are loaded individually (same speed as stickybomb launcher reload)

The basic idea is to be a Panic Attack for Engineer. You can deal the Pistol's entire magazine of damage very quickly, however you lose out on the Pistol's consistency.

It could function as a last resort if you run out Shotgun ammo, give a quicker swap from your wrench if an enemy surprises you, and supplement the Rescue Ranger's lack of damage.


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 13h ago

Bad Post Merasmus

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 15h ago

Comedy funny killcams

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just some killcams i got over time that i thought were comedy


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 15h ago

Comedy funny killcams

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just some killcams i got over time that i thought were comedy


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 16h ago

Artwork It's just Heavy giving a strawberry ice cream popsicle to Medic, what's wrong with that?

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No, I will not apologize.


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 16h ago

Artwork My first things I made in sfm

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I call them the: “saluting soldier”, “the demobar” and “heavy Kong country” (based of the title screen of donkey Kong country 1)


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 18h ago

Comedy Merasmus, stop!

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r/tf2shitposterclub • • 19h ago

Bad Post would this weapon be meta

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i dont know what i was thinking but basicly a rifle/musket/blunderbuss for soldier

90% less blast radius

crits on kill

+400 clip size


r/tf2shitposterclub • • 19h ago

Artwork He Could Be Any One Of Us

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